âŒïžPSA: SCAM ALERTâŒïž
PLEASE REBLOG TO SPREAD AWARENESS!
Scammers are gaining access to legit/established accounts and messaging their followers/people they've previously dm'd to steal money/access to their accounts.
This is important because one of the accounts they STOLE @/yetacomis does legit commissions! We've shared email/payment info and she's done this commission for me.
They will contact you telling you that they've reported you and that they've got their friends to report you too in order to scare you. They may even mention they mistook you for another user or provide a fake case number.
Here are the fake/doctored images they sent:
How can you protect yourself?
1. Tumblr will NEVER ask you to contact them via discord for account disputes. If you are banned/suspended/in violation of a rule an automated email will come from a tumblr dot com email address. Any communication with a human is user initiated and comes from their zendesk ticketing system.
2. Turn on 2FA (2-Factor Authentication). This way if you are scammed they will not immediately gain access. Tumblr will NEVER ask for your 2FA code. NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR 2FA CODE!!!
Ironically enough I received this message literally 10 minutes before I saw a dm from my moot @ramonathinks telling me she got something similar from a different account @/carlkojee.
Here is what she received:
Please comment below any additional compromised accounts and I will add them here.
Here is the list so far:
@/yetacomis
@/carlkojee.
@/bloodymoonkitty
@/somewhereimhappywith
@/duckygrimraw
@/patronsabea
@/agatipdiaysilamaoto
I am reporting them to tumblr as well as the discord user names to discord. But please stay vigilant as these aren't just random accounts.
Again report any accounts who reach out to you immediately, do not click any links from them nor give them ANY of your account information.
sorry for clogging famdom tags but i would like this to reach as many people as possible to prevent anymore stolen accounts, especially if they scam more legit accounts that may actually have the credibility to fool some people.
While many fans theorize that the person associated with the color green in the next season is Alastor, which is probably the case, or Zestial, this family seems like the most likely option, given Season 3's focus on three key topics:
The Morningstar's.
Family.
Revelations.
Vivziepop has stated that this is the season of the Morningstar's, so the Von Elcritch family are the right characters for the job.
We can now find out what the family dynamic was like before Lilith's disappearance, how Charlie was when she wasn't with Vaggie, and how she was when she was with Seviathan. We'll be able to see the rivalry between Charlie and Hellsea, and we might see a new side to Charlie, as well as the dynamics between the wealthy families of Hell.
I would like there to be an episode where the families have dinner, either at the hotel or at the Morningstar house. If it's at the house, I would love to see a scene where Lucifer is frantically hiding all his ducks.
I'll say it right now, if that dinner happens, it's going to be exactly like that scene in Shrek 2.
Ok, so we all know Bobby is the best manager ever right? Complete angel of a marshmallow man. He is SO here for his girls!
Huntr/x all the way!
But as a good manager he also knows this out of nowhere boyband is blowing up socials. He's got to get some kind of collab going! Or set up their rivalry in a good, fun, productive way for both groups! Who's managing the Saja Boys?
Saja Boys: ...Jinu?
Ooooook, weird... the frontman? Who writes the songs?
Saja Boys: ...Jinu?
Choreography?
Saja Boys: ...Jinu?
Wardrobe?
Saja Boys: ...Jinu?
Socials?!
Saja Boys: ...Jinu?
BOBBY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! That's way too much for one guy, this is the path to the industry taking advantage of them and the burnout, gasp- Bobby won't let such talent be lost like this!
His boys now.
And that's how a (pretty confused) group of demons end up in bathrobes on Couch while Bobby works his manager magic for them :3
L to R: Sagiri Seina, Ouki Kaname, Amami Yuuki, Asumi Rio, Wao Youka, Asaji Saki, Shiraki Ayaka
If youâre queer and into theatre or Japanese media, chances are that you will have heard of all-female theatre company Takarazuka Revue⊠but itâs also equally likely that you wonât have checked out anything of theirs. For those who are curious but were intimidated by its over 100 years of history, or who just want a quick primer to ease in, click below!
1. Why get into Takarazuka?
L to R: Rei Makoto in Tiara Azul (2024), Yuzuka Rei
For those into androgynous women
As you probably already know, Takarazuka's big selling point is that it's an all-female theatre company where the male characters are played by women. The actresses are expected to continue presenting that way off-stage, which in practice means a lot of handsome women with short hair in binders and men's clothing... Why that might appeal to people who are into androgynous women (or GNC/enby folks) is pretty obvious.
Reality Check:
Sadly, after "graduation" (i.e. leaving Takarazuka), nearly all such actresses will transition into feminine presentation and take on female roles. It's similar to the "lesbian glasshouse" idea in Class S yuri, but for gender non-conformity. That said, there are some notable counter-examples: Shion Yuu and Nanami Hiroki have basically refused to change their presentation after graduating (the latter still frequently plays male characters in both anime and stage productions), and things are more relaxed lower down the rungs too.
L to R: Wao Youka & Hanafusa Mari, Sagiri Seina & Sakihi Miyu
For those into butch/femme pairs
Just as roughly half of Takarazuka's actresses specialise in male roles (otokoyaku/ç·ćœč), there is another half specialising in female roles (musumeyaku/ćšćœč). On top of that, Takarazuka is split into five different troupes, and for any given production, the male lead and female lead are automatically assigned to that troupe's "top star" (leading otokoyaku) and "top musumeyaku" (leading musumeyaku) - the "top combi".
Unlike leading pairs in other theatrical traditions, the "top combi" concept extends to them being marketed as a pair in interviews, magazine features, TV programmes, etc. Just watch the mini TV special where Sagiri Seina and Sakihi Miyu visit Tokyo Skytree and Sumida Aquarium-- it's basically a date, and is described as such by the commentating TV announcer. Likewise, Wao Youka and Hanafusa Mari were interviewed about being a "golden combi" by women's magazine Fujin Kouron (though to be fair this was after they had, improbably, managed to win a Kikuta Kazuo Theatre Award - an award for individuals - jointly, for their "splendid performance as a combi" in 2004's Boxman).
Taken to its extreme, there have been cases where the Japanese public have been convinced that a top combi was dating, as with the immensely popular 1980's pair Daichi Mao and Kuroki Hitomi... It's no wonder that the actresses themselves frequently describe it as being like an arranged marriage.
Separately, due to certain reasons, it's practically part of the job description for top musumeyaku to adore their top star partners. This, in theory, inadvertently creates a safe space for any top musumeyaku who could be gay for their stage partners... Just to illustrate, during her graduation speech, Hinami Fuu repeatedly referred to her feelings for her top star partner Hokushou Kairi as koi (æ), a word specifically denoting romantic love, and nobody blinked an eye.
Reality Check:
Due to conservative attitudes in both Japan and Takarazuka itself, most actresses go on to marry men, including many of those named above. Vanishingly few are publically out, though former otokoyaku Higashi Koyuki (stage name Aura Maki) is a queer activist and was one half of the first same-sex couple to be married in Japan, and another former otokoyaku, Misuzu Aki, has been living with her female partner in Europe for years. Just, well, don't forget that being married to a man isn't necessarily evidence of heterosexuality.
L to R: Asumi Rio in The Poe Clan (2018), Sagiri Seina in Rurouni Kenshin (2016)
For lovers of anime and manga
Takarazuka is probably best-known as the inspiration behind Revolutionary Girl Utena, Revue Starlight, Kageki Shoujo, and Sailor Moonâs Haruka and Michiru, but did you know that it also inspired seminal works featuring androgynous female leads such as Princess Knight? If you enjoy âprince-typeâ characters in yuri, youâve got them to thank
Apart from inspiring anime and manga, Takarazuka also does quite a few animanga adaptations itself! Most famous are their Rose of Versailles musicals, but other popular adaptations include Ace Attorney, Rurouni Kenshin, Lupin III, Boys Over Flowers, and Hagio Motoâs bishounen vampire vehicle The Poe Clan. Theyâre also doing a Castlevania musical this year!
Wao Youka & Hanafusa Mari in Phantom (2004)
For the theatre nerds
Female Phantom of the Opera, duh
Jokes aside, Takarazukaâs unique position in the theatre world can't be overstated. As a rule, all-female productions are either smaller-scale, one-offs dependent on the work, or part of a theatrical tradition completely separate to Western-style plays or musicals (hello, Chinese Yue opera). Takarazuka is the exception: it offers productions comparable in size and scale (and budget) to the largest West End and Broadway musicals - it just so happens that it's all-female.
If the all-female aspect doesnât excite you then why are you here, then let me emphasise again: Takarazuka is totally worth checking out as a production company in its own right. It is very much a part of the broader Japanese musical industry, and one of its powerhouses at that. Just take a look at some of these clips from past productions (all around 5 mins or less):
(a) Maeda Keiji - a musical loosely inspired by real-life samurai Maeda Keiji;
features an uncannily convincing horse performed by two people in costume which needs to be seen to be believed
(b) Ephemeral Love - a period piece about the doomed love between Prince Rudolph
of the Hapsburgs and his lover Marie Vetsera
(c) The Man Who Never Sleeps - a biographical musical about Napoleon Bonaparte
(d) Casino Royale - an adaptation of the 2006 James Bond movie of the same name
(e) BADDY - an off-the-wall sci-fi comedy featuring loads of velvet suits, silly shellfish outfits, and queerness.
Wao Youka and Hanafusa Mari in Dracula (2011)
2. Random Queer-ish Trivia
It's pretty common for former otokoyaku to be cast in WLW roles: Sena Jun headlined the 2018 Japanese production of Fun Home, Otozuki Kei cameoed as a lesbian escort in 2022 LGBTQ-themed J-drama Kojinsa Arimasu, and Seto Kazuya played the owner of a lesbian bar in 2024 yuri J-drama Ayaka is in Love with Hiroko. (Incidentally, Sal Jiang, the original creator of Ayaka is in Love with Hiroko, has mentioned being a fan of Sena Jun when she was younger)
Otokoyaku are sometimes mistaken for men, with amusing results: Yuzuka Rei was thought to be a âhostâ by a passer-by while talking to her fans, and Houshou Dai has mentioned being hit on by a woman before. But the prize goes to Todoroki Yuu, who like many women once had to rebuff unwanted advances from a manâexcept in her case, he thought that she was a guy
Before entering Takarazuka, Sou Kazuho â eventual Snow Troupe top star â went to a co-ed school and had long hair. To her confusion, this didnât stop her classmates from asking her to play a male character (possibly the male lead, IIRC) in the school play. They saw her as an otokoyaku even before she did!
Continuing with the high school theme, former Cosmos Troupe top star Wao Youka has boasted about how in her high school days, she received more Valentineâs chocolates than her brother, and in fact second-most out of her year. Important note: she went to a girlsâ school
Speaking of Wao Youka, her 2011 Dracula (see photo above) - from @cryoverkiltmilk's âCunt Dykeculaâ post - wasn't actually a Takarazuka production! Since Wao was acquainted with and later married its composer Frank Wildhorn, some assume he was the one to cast her, and that Hanafusa Mari was brought in due to being her old stage partner. But Wildhorn had wanted Wao to play the female lead. It was she who insisted on Dracula. And Hanafusa wasn't just a third party... she had been Wao's manager since 2007, having retired from the stage after graduating and only just returned with 2010's Dietrich. (She played Edith Piaf, legendary chanson singer and âvery good friendâ of bisexual icon Marlene Dietrich, played by Wao.) Dracula was the swan song for their partnership, with Hanafusa going on to conquer the Japanese musical industry as she had Takarazuka-- but it marked the first, and so far only, time a top combi performed as romantic partners after graduating.
On a separate note, renowned queer photographer Leslie Kee has been responsible for taking the cover portraits for Takarazuka's offical monthly publication Kageki (æć) since 2010. You should definitely check out his ongoing "Out in Asia" project â he's taken literally thousands of photos of out queer people in Japan, Singapore, and Taiwan in a bid to raise visibility
Lastly, in November 2015, Takarazuka City became the first Japanese city outside of Tokyo to announce its support for same-sex partnerships⊠though this may of course be a total coincidence.
Flower Troupe in Takarazuka Fantasia (2015 Taiwan tour)
3. Where to Start?
Nearly all Takarazuka shows since the 1990's are available on DVD (earlier ones are on VHS), and these recordings are very well done - they have great video and audio quality, are well-edited, and use a large number of camera angles
They do livestreams and live broadcasts of performances as well! You can watch a livestream from your mobile or PC by spoofing your location. For a more communal experience, if you're in Japan, Taiwan, or Hong Kong, you can catch live broadcasts of Grand Theatre performances at a local cinema
VODs of selected productions are available on various platforms, including Amazon Japan, though this still requires location spoofing. If you're actually living in Japan, you can also consider subscribing to Takarazuka's official TV channel (yes, that's a thing) Sky Stage - they do a lot of reruns of past performances
With that done, here are several recommendations if none of the productions mentioned throughout the post caught your eye!
(a) Elisabeth - Michael Kunze and Sylvester Levay's musical about Empress Elisabeth ("Sisi") of Austria and the fall of the Hapsburg Empire, featuring an (inevitably very sexy) personification of Death and fantastic music. Takarazuka has done many, many productions of this, so just search them and pick whichever looks most appealing - but you won't go wrong with the 2014 Flower Troupe production, which has a very strong cast and a more refined version of the staging
(b) Phantom - Arthur Kopit and Maury Yeston's adaptation of Phantom of the Opera. Though obviously not the ALW version, the music is actually pretty great and Takarazuka goes all-out on the costumes and stage magic. All the productions are wonderful, but my favourite is the original 2004 version (which is also the one which went viral on Tumblr before - thanks, @wheel-of-fish!)
(c) Rose of Versailles - no list would be complete without Takarazuka's representative work, buuut I wouldn't necessarily recommend starting here if you're looking for a typical musical experience. There are loads of productions to choose from - note that these are split between a version focused on protagonist Oscar, and another focused on Marie Antoinette and her lover Fersen - but the 1991 Moon Troupe production is my personal pick
(d) Casanova - a light-hearted romp in which Casanova is reimagined as a charming playboy who falls for the feminist-minded daughter of Venice's mayor... only, she doesn't know his real identity. The very catchy music was commissioned from Dove Attia, the producer behind French musicals Mozart, l'opera Rock and 1789: Les Amants de la Bastille. Check out the performance digest here!
(e) Shinjuu: Koi no Yamatoji - Takarazuka puts Chikamatsu Monzaemon's tale of the doomed love between a commoner and a courtesan to a classic rock score (see this clip!). An Edo-era work that doesn't just focus on samurai and nobility, this romantic tragedy offers a grounded look at the social pressures of the time. (Though if you do want to watch something focusing on Japanese nobility, I highly recommend Takarazuka original and guaranteed tearjerker Hoshiai Hitoyo.) There are quite a few productions of this, but I've only watched the 2014 Snow Troupe one, which was very good.
Thanks so much for reading! Please feel free to DM me or send an ask if you have any questions~ I definitely want to do a follow-up post on musumeyaku, and maybe delve into Wao and Hanafusa's history (it's messy, but fascinating)... but we'll see!
A f/f video game set in a fictional Takarazuka revue, with a story inspired by the Phantom of the Opera, is Phantom of the Black Rose Revue by @yamino.
You can download a demo on itchio, or check the tag #potbrr on the author's blog, if you're interested in trying it out.
The parallels between Iruma and Delkira have been laid out in the manga for a long time now. However, what makes Iruma different is that he would never leave anyone behind. For Mephisto, Iruma is the Delkira (the perfect king) he had always wanted.
Extra: Mephisto lowkey asking questions for the future
*how the apology should have been of they let Izuku being angry*
Bakugo: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about... You know, I... feel bad, about what happened.
Izuku, unimpressed: So, you're apologizing.
Bakugo: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Izuku: Okay, I don't forgive you.
Bakugo: Izuku, I said I'm sorry.
Izuku: Yeah, and I do not forgive you.
Bakugo, frustrated: Uugh! Not sure you get what's happening here. This could be the last time...
Izuku: No, I'm not going to give you closure. You don't get that. *pause* You have to live the shitty thing, you did, for the rest of your life. You have to know that it's never ever going to be okay.
Bakugo: I really think that we'd both feel better if we...
Izuku: You bullied me relentless and told me to kill myself. I'm not gonna feel better. And I'm not gonna be your prop so you can feel better.
Bakugo: Look, I-I-I wanted to change, but I didn't thin...
Izuku: You know what it was like for me? I had nobody, everybody left. I knew all those the fake friends would turn on me, sure, but you?
Bakugo: It's not my fault you didn't have a quirk.
Izuku, aggrieved: I didn't care about the quirk! I would have been fine, I would have a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me, and I will never forgive you for that, Bakugo.
ok, listen!!! jayvik uni au where everything is pretty similar, but jayce and viktor are classmates and viktor is a girl! (iâm being delulu again, dear readers)
i mean... there is so much space for imagination, because being an unconventionally beautiful tall smart girl with a disability is just a hardcore level of life.
and viktor (viktoria in this universe) grew up her whole life thinking that no one would love her, because she never knew how to do makeup, never dated anyone and her only curves were her protruding hip bones.
viktoria, who didn't have time to take care of her hair too much because of her studies, so she just cut it to her chin.
viktoria, who couldn't shave her body because of her disability, so she was often bullied for being hairy.
viktoria, who was called a prude for wearing long baggy clothes, because it was comfortable for her body.
and jayce, who just fell completely in love with the smartest, most erudite, most wonderful person he had ever known.
Role Swap! Save by the Mage!Viktoria and Assistent!Jayce
I would include game mechanics due to changing the rune. Intead of the inspirational path, which I believe the original crystals were related to, now the rune is gonna be the resolve path, specifically the vitality path.
Instead of the Acceleration rune it would the Vitalization rune.
The crystals would be green reflecting its healing properties, game reference, instead of the blue ones but if used incorrectly it would corrupt.
About Viktoria:
Instead of a snowstorm the mage would cure Viktoria, and her mother, from their illness. It would have been more advanced in this AU. I do imagine that it would be like this scene from Tangled, the rune would be deep into water:
Viktoria would use her crystal as a necklace instead of a bracelet and would hide it under her shirt.
She would be sponsor by Mel! Due to Viktoria saving Elora when she was collecting information of the undercity, this was around the time when Mel was recently banish by her mother. So they're in between 16-18 years old.
So be prepare for Viktoria, Mel and Elora friendship.
It wouldn't be called Hextech but Chemtech, in this AU Viktoria would create it instead of being a thing already, a clean version of the original.
Heimerdinger would be the one finding out about the experiment, due to Viktoria using the lab in off hours. The crystals instead of a explosion would cause hyper-growth in the near plants causing a lot of damage in the labs.
Has to bite her tongue during trial since doesn't have the luxury to say something without making things worse for herself.
Mel manage to having Viktoria banish, it did hurt her doing that to her friend, instead of execute.
After her trial she went to her dorm to retrieve the research that she had hidden, she views banishment like a seatback instead of a end.
About Jayce:
Instead of Singed saying "I thought you understood" he says "Why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? For love." Since he saw that Jayce respond better with emotion which worked.
Singed knows that Jayce is unable to let things go and used that to his advantage. He saw part of himself in Jayce, his more human yet ugliest part. Knows that Jayce just needs find somebody would he do anything to save them.
Jayce stopped being his assistent before enter the academy at 18, he feels guilty in helping him all those years. Would become the assistent of Heimerdinger at some point.
Still a people pleaser and an awkward guy.
Without Hextech, Jayce feels purposeless. He has his own ideas of course but nothing that in his eyes can help people in a meaninful way.
He notice how Viktoria was clearly holding back in her trial he could see fire on her eyes.
After the trial he read all her notes about Chemtech and was awestruck, he needed to find Viktoria.
About their first meeting and partnership:
Jayce is the one to arrest Viktoria, he was in awe when he saw what the crystals could do but end up sounding a bit patronizing about lab safety.
He thought that Viktoria would hang herself in her dorm, she was actually just retrieving her hiding notes from the ceiling, but in Jayce defense it was really dark and couldn't see really well.
At first Viktoria dismiss Jayce believing he was there to mock her but Jayce quickly tell her that he wants to help her in helping people.
"You don't have to ask for permision to change the world.... but you don't have to walk it alone"
Instead of being inspired by believing in her, Viktoria is surprise by how genuine Jayce wants to help people, his sincerity it was make her accept him.
Jayce quits his positions as the dean assistent to start working in Chemtech in Zaun.
Instead of the Hexgates they would create the Fountain of Life, which is the main ingredient for their medicines, their water purification system, composts, etc. Zaun would become a renew place for medicine and healing.
Viktoria is called "The Woman of Change" in Zaun and haves merch (much to her chargrin), Jayce is proud to have a mug of his partner.
The people of Zaun is indifferent about Jayce at worst and barely polite at best. After these two become something official they would call Jayce a "goldigger" or "boytoy".
Jayce: As a kid he was heavily bullied for believing in magic and has issues with his mom since he has no desire working in the family bussines.
Has the post-pit look after coming from back from Jumanji.
His nightmares are about the fight he had with his mom and Viktoria's screams of horror when he was being sucked into Jumanji.
He sees the irony that he's weapon of choice is a hammer when he wanted nothing to do with them in the first place.
After tricking Viktoria in playing again, "Did you forget, V? First rule of the lanes, don't get swindle."
Viktoria: The best and only friend of Jayce, a smart girl from the undercity that got a scholarship. She and Jayce become very close almost intantly.
Feels extremaly guilty about what happend to Jayce as children and insolated herself as result.
At some point Singed died, so she took his last name and position as the underground doctor of the undercity.
Still dying but takes a variant of shimmer to slow down her disase and numb her from the nightmares of Jayce disappearing in front of her.
Vi & Powder: They enter the abandoned Talis house to see if they find anything of value just to find the sound of drumms comming from a game.
I choose Vi & Powder since I wanted to maintain the sibling dynamic from the original film and I wanted to see Powder transform in a monkey.
The canary accident still happend but only them manage to escape, Silco, Vander, Claggor and Mylo are death.
Their relationship is tense as result, while Vi wants to reasure Powder that it's fine, herself is dealing with a lot of grief and don't having a way to letting it out.
Powder would latch on to Viktoria the moment they meet.
The Hunter: A shapeshifter that takes joy in torturing their prey, it needs some blood of their prey to know their weakness. When they're trying to lure their victim it takes the form of the thing they desire but when is moment to hunt it would take the form of the being they fear.
Their base form is one of the mannequins of The Arcane Herald.
Jayce has been his more annoying yet more interesting thing to hunt. It's impress by his will to live even after 20 years.
To lure Jayce to a sense of security (or tormenting him for the fun of it) it would take the form of Viktoria but can't fool Jayce for too long since the hunter always mades a mistake in her looks in Jayce's eyes.
When they're hunting Jayce they take the form of his father. Jayce isn't afraid of his father but more of disappointing him.
Not sure if Jumanji should stay as jungle game or a survival one instead.
Why is she in the bad place? While she did what she needed to survive in the eyes of the system she doesn't deserve to be in the good place.
Caitlyn Kiramman: Commander of Piltover Police.
Why is she in the bad place? A lot of police brutality happend in her time as commander and use chemical weapons agaisnt a whole city (Zaun).
Jayce Talis: The CEO of Hextech Industries and politician in Piltover.
Why is he in the bad place? All the contamination that Hextech produce was his fault and he did create a lot of weapons, become a corrupt politician and he was so laser focus in his goals that never realize all the people that he hurt.
Mel Medarda: The Heiress of the Medarda Family and an important politician in Piltover.
Why is she in the bad place? All her "good deeds" never came of a genuine place just as display to prove her mother wrong, also she did have a lack of empathy for other people (the closest one to a character in the show) and she was also a corrupt politician maybe not the worst but her actions still screw over people.
All the humans have really embarrassing deaths in the show. So what do you guys think how did they died?
Meet the administration!
The Arquitect!
"Silco": Not the real Silco, that one is in the real bad place, but a demon that took the form of Silco since he was a person that is related to all of the characters that intervine in their lives either directly or indirectly, so having to deal with him as a "good guy" is a hit to their pride.
Still unsure if he takes the form of young Silco or the one of the good timeline.
Viktoria: She would take the place of Janet in these AU. I'll would be her journey of becoming more human and discovering her new emotions. She's a "faulty" model so she needs her cane.
Bad Viktoria would be The Machine Herald.
She create Jayce Giopara in a moment of jealousy.
The quotes that inspired this AU!
Vi: I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life, my dad and a guy in a fight club who I mistook for my dad.
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Jayce: Okay, I've made my decision. I want to, start crying.
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Mel: I just want to sit, stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time.
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Jayce:Â I am in paradise! I should be doing paradise things, like working in my lab with a good bottle of wine, doing math.
Vi:Â That's your idea of paradise?
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Silco, discovers that Jayce and Viktoria are having sex: Whoa! You two are sleeping together?
Jayce, flustered: Only when we're done having sex.
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Silco:Â I'm an immortal being with abilities you can only dream-
Vi:Â Yeah and we're an Zaun dirtbag, a rich unhinged mongoose, a narcissistic monster, and literally the smartest and dumbest person I've ever met.
Jayce:Â ...Eat shit Vi!
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*After a reboot*
Viktoria, about Mel and Jayce: But I am happy for them. I am. I am. Am I? I am. I am not. I am not. I am not that. I am not happy for them.
Before Viktoria's mother passed away she wrote a letter to an old friend to take care of her daugther after her passing.
Kara Durand.
When Kara received the letter she immediately went to Zaun to pick up Viktoria, preventing her from meeting Singed, impressed by Viktoria's inventions she would not only take care of her but would make her her apprentice. Under Kara's teachings, Viktoria discovered how to use petricite. She was given the nickname The Machinist due to her inventions.
Due to leaving the undercity in a early age she won't die from her illness.
Viktoria has pedicle screws made out of petricite and like OG!Machine Herald she decide to replace her leg with her own invention but that is as far she goes in augmentations. Still needs her cane but can be without it for some hours.
Is pen pals with Heimendinger! So he invite her to come for Progress Day. Viktoria always wanted to go back to check how it was Zaun but she was heartbroken at the state of her home, so decides to stay longer to create Blitzcranck and help her city.
Due to the complete lack of magic in Piltover her prostheses lose some power so she has to relay more on her cane.
Is there in Jayce's trial (it peak her interest) and the rest is pretty much the same as canon, making the Hexgates, etc.
Viktoria would find a way to fuse the petricite and Hextech. Using the hexgems as a form of battery so the petricite don't search magic from the outside.
Jayce fell first but Viktoria made the first move in their relationship.
In exhange, Jayce would make the first Hexheart as a way to propose to Viktoria. Blitz would gain his sentience after this.
The news of the golem made from petricite and Hextech would made news to Demacia.
That could be good or bad news depending of who would hear about it first.
All this AU took inspiration on how similar the puppets of the Arcane Herald and Galio were.
MH!Viktor: You know what? You're a fuckin' joke. No wonder the Academy didn't take you as a professor, or the College Of Techmaturgy, and they'll take fuckin' anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron.
MH!Viktor: I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot because I've been alive for more than 45 fuckin' years. And I'll tell ya, Councillor Ferros was right about one thing: you will never save the world.Â
MH!Viktor: You couldn't even save a relationship with your goddamn partner! Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of JANNA'S BEST JOKES THAT YOU CAN'T DIE! EXCEPT IT'S ON ALL OF US!
Giopara!Jayce, stunned: ....
MH!Viktor: Oh, you got nothing to say, "Defender"?!
Favorite color: i basically love everything pastel, but my latest fixation is purple (lavender, to be more specific)
Last book: currently reading "Rules for Surviving in Jakarta" (it once was a haikyuu fanfic!! it's a whole book now)
Last movie: i rarely watch movies, but i think it was "Deadpool & Wolverine" as well, watched it when it came out~
Last TV show: currently watching season 11 of "The Walking Dead", just on principle
Sweet/savoury/spicy: i have a sweet tooth. people say "you're not made of sugar", well, i am
Relationship status: singleee and not looking for anyone (i have 2d characters to gaze upon, duh)
Current obsession: there's not a day when i have not thought about satosugu since july 2023
Looking forward to: winter holidays, 'cause i'm getting drained, i need to recharge and see my bestieee... also summer (vacay and WARMTH and everything's GREEN and COLORFUL).
Tagging: @n0bluev @xo-arcie @kymsys @senorita-patita @nattoppet-dj (no pressureee, of course)
Last song : Spectre by Radiohead cuz my oc is going through it -- (honorary mention to The Christmas Song / Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire sung by our beautiful angel Anuc & whatcha say jason derulo)
Sweet/Savoury/Spicy : born to be a sweet tooth forced to be a spicy uh .. spice gourmet ?
Relationship status (lmao!?) : dont care about dating at all but im very-cringefailloser-much in love with my best friend and it has not gone away, so. Maybe i care just a little when it comes to her now ha ha (only time can tell if im doomed yuri situationship fated or if i win, wish me luck loll enough tea for u!!!) (written in tiny because im shy sjsj)
Current obsession : satosugu....and whoever theyve had an impact on or can parallel... so like..... the entire jjk cast satosugufied..? TT ahhaha (frequent orv & occasional alien stage popups in my brain also)
Looking forward to winter holidays : BECAUSE LINK CLICK S3 IS COMING OUT SOON!!!!! AAAA .. but also .. âïž because i want to roll in snow with friends while we all take a breather, winter is quiet it feels nice
Last Song: Goodbye from Arcane (Specifically a version made my Samuel Kim who does AWESOME orchestral music. Love listening to him when Iâm writing intense scenes!)
Favorite Color: Red! Purple is a close seconds, but red is my OG favorite. The shades of red I like the most are definitely burgundy, crimson, and ruby!
Last Book: The Odyssey by Homer (I love Greek Mythology sm. And listening to Epic the Musical has only made it worse lmao)
Last Movie: Hell House LLC from 2015 (I never watch horror movies but my friends wanted to see something spooky. I got jumpscared sm đ)
Last TV Show: Arcane Season Two (I will never recoverâŠ)
Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I have a HUGE sweet tooth so definitely the Sweet option. Brownie Brittle and Dark Chocolate are my biggest weaknesses đ
Relationship Status: Single! Never dated and not interested in dating anytime soon, but a QPR would be nice :,)
Current Obsession: Writing too many fanficsâŠso many ideas for stories about JJK, HTTYD, Hazbin Hotel, and now Arcane bc itâs PEAK. I already have plenty of fics Iâm working on but the pile keeps growing!!!
Looking forward to: GETTING A BETTER LAPTOP! The one Iâve been using for years just broke a week ago for the second time and Iâm losing it. Besides that, Iâm super excited to see Sonic 3! Iâve always known about Sonic but I never really got into it until I started watching Snapcubeâs Sonic Fandubs! Now Iâm hooked and love the little blue menace (Sonic Prime is so good) Besides that, Iâm glad for the holidays so I can finally see my siblings again and I can stay inside more often to write!
(Absolutely No Pressure!) Tagging: @pineapple-cowboy @mwentallyunwell (weâre not mutuals but I think you guys are awesome: @drawbauchery @adyophene @knightfire) @belladonazeppole (you leave such nice comments on my Deerâs Darling Series!)
Last Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I got a really cool edition where it has all six books)
Last Movie: Ultraman: Rising
Last TV Show: Arcane Season 2! (Man that season left me feeling a lot of things)
Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet! Specially chocolate and cookies!
Relationship Status: Single.
Current Obsession: A lot of things! Homestuck, Arcane, MHA, Hazbin Hotel and Record of Ragnarok. All of them I want to write something (I have some Fem!Viktor ideas!)
Looking Forward to: Rewrite some drafts (my computer just died) also writing some new stuff since Arcane did inspired me again! And some crossstich and crochet since I love doing crafts!
Tagging: @greeneyedsigma @adyophene
Tagged by: @water9826 (OMG! Not only you write Deer's Darling but also Double Faced Demons?! đ€Ż)
hi i love your female rosinante au, and honestly it made me quite invested in female rosinante. I keep getting head-canons in my mind.
In a happier au i wish rosi and doffy have a good sibling relationship. Imagine doffy being overprotective when some men stares at his sister
Omg, thank you so much (sorry for it took me so long in responding!)
I would love to hear about your headcanon! And yes! I do believe that Doflaming would being an overprotective brother on Rosinante since "that is he cute and clumsy baby sister" but would behave withou going all psycho but I do believe that he's a bit intense.