Twi*light*.... More like TwiDARK!

susan, 25, useless lesbian. twilight made me gay. hope you're proud Smeyer. this blog is dedicated to my 13 year old self. take that anti-twilight 17 year old me!

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[sirobvious]

I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding. 

People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.

[buckskinblues]

I also hate the “I can just substitute human blood with animal blood” like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.

[sirobvious]

YOU get it

[sirobvious]

Once you start having vampires subsist on animals, well, like, so do humans. In fact the average human probably eats more animals per year than most of the animal-blood-drinking vampires I’ve seen depicted.

That’s not a vampire, all you’ve written is an immortal superhuman who subsists on…food, even if it’s a bit undercooked. That’s a fucking elf.

[steeb-stn]

Your perception of twilight changes vastly when you realize that edward is not like this ultra wise cool 108-year-old vampire hes just a guy whos had a 17-year-old brain for the last 108 years and it shows

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

This sentence sums up Midnight Sun pretty well:

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

[achesspiece]

[areyoudoingthis]

me every time edward speaks: does anyone hear a mosquito

[bellasdumptruckass]

[ty4the-venom]

excerpt from the first book in the Twilight Saga

[celebrityskinmp3]

yeah the us has a 2 party system its called team edward vs team jacob

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[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

The most accurate part of Twilight is the white people not following their end of the treaty

[tokenbacktobrooklynmoved]

saw an emo snail today. evanescence

[rose-lily-hale]

When you’re still in your 20s but you’re older than all the cullens:

[espejism]

🇨🇴 What's happening in Colombia? 🇨🇴

More than half our population lives in absolute poverty, less than two dollars a day. Our people are starving and the government just wants to have more money to steal.

The people in power don't even know the price of these things. How with minimal wage you can't afford to survive. They don't care about us.

Our right wing government stole more money just last year than what they hope to raise with the tax reform.

This is happening in the mist of the worst spike of covid-19 we have had so far. There are no more hospital beds, the ogyxen supply is running out, people are dying by the hundreds each day. And still our people are protesting, we are more angry at our government than we are scared of the virus.

All of these in FOUR days.

We continue protesting, marching, seeking justice.

[espejism]

🇨🇴 WHAT IS HAPPENING IN COLOMBIA? 🇨🇴

(picture ID: they don't even know the price of an egg, nor a river, nor a life)

The Colombian government decided to present a Tax Reform in the midst of a pandemic. When the deaths are an all time high, there's a shortage of oxygen, and no open beds at the hospitals.

This tax reform pretends to raise taxes that would affect thousands of Colombians (especially middle and lower class) because the costs of their basic needs would become very high.

Our corrupt government last year alone stole more money than what they are hoping to raise from this reform. We don't need more taxes, we need them to stop stealing from us and to stop killing us.

Thousands of Colombians came out to protest against the reform. Showing that we are more scared of our government than we are of dying from the virus.

The police and government response to the will of their people? They are KILLING us! They are killing us for exercising our constitutional rights. They do not let us march or protest, they are shooting against unarmed civilians just because we dare to call out their corruption.

🚨🚨🚨 ESMAD has the order to attack the protesting citizens with everything they have. There are multiple cases of abuse of authority against human rights defenders, the elderly, children, EVERYONE. There are not enough shelters, doctors and defense equipment for citizens.

Please help us spread the news, no one is talking about this!! Let it go viral. We should all share these hashtags:

#onucolombia #DuqueAsesino #NosEstanMantando #HumanRightsViolations #humanrightswhithoutfrontiers #SOSColombiaDDHH #soscolombiaendictadura

[misseffie]

Imagine being hundreds of years old and willingly wanting to be part of a teenage love triangle. I would rather die.

[emokingeddie]

she was a poem

he couldn’t read

[florealegiardini]

Le Jardin de Claude Monet, Giverny, Normandy, france ~ Jamie Beck