Twilight Renaissance + bitch who needs escapism

formerly known as the-cullens-deserved-better she/her.

[equinity-deactivated20250916]

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

[tojisteddy]

Megan cooked for that man’s family, spent holidays with him, brought his favorite artists out for his birthday, bought a house with the man, expensive gifts, had him in such good graces with female fans bases—

JUST TO CHEAT. NOW KLAY THOMPSON IS PUBLIC ENEMY #1

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[rosalie-hale-is-calling]

💙🌙Bella’s prom night

[theconcealedweapon]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[rosalie-hale-is-calling]

New Moon but instead of Bella having hallucinations of Edward she just sees The Doubles.

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[ah-crivens]

The way he said this and the judgment to the interviewer when she said she was Team Jacob when she watched the movies absolutely sent meeeee

[occasionallysubtle]

i've kept adding to my fantastical national parks series ~ comment which i should add next :)

[hollowboobtheory]

[nondelphic]

"actions speak louder than words" unless you’re a writer, in which case you’ll spend 300 pages describing a character’s inner turmoil while they stand perfectly still in a room.

[jessicanjpa]

Edward this one's for you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[ily-a]

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen TWILIGHT | 2008 dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[mariapedia]

One of the best things the Twilight movies ever did is cast Billy Burke as Charlie. He’s so hot and such a great actor that it makes you forget how much Charlie sucks as a father.

[indagonightmare]

If Twilight was produced now they would've AI generated baby Renesmee

[thememedaddy]

[teratodentata]

I joined a book club and we’re starting off with Twilight which, while it’s not my thing, is the single most dramatic thing I’ve ever read. Have some Bella-falling-down-in-the-woods-and-just-lying-there