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The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
not sure what should happen next in your story?
Embarrass your protagonist. Make them seem weak and vulnerable in some way.
Shoot someone. That always takes the reader by surprise.
In relation, kidnap someone. Or, rather, make it seem to your protagonist like someone has been kidnapped.
Have one of your side characters disappear or become unavailable for some reason. This will frustrate your protagonist.
Have someone kiss the wrong girl, boy, or person, especially if you’ve been setting up a romance angle. It’s annoying.
If this story involves parents, have them argue. Push the threat of divorce, even if you know it won’t ever happen. It’ll make your readers nervous.
Have someone frame your protagonist for a crime they didn’t commit. This could range from a dispute to a minor crime to a full-blown felony.
If this is a fantasy story involving magic or witchcraft, create a terrible accident that’s a direct result of their spell-casting.
Injure your protagonist in some way, or push them into a treacherous scenario where they might not make it out alive.
Have two side characters who are both close to the protagonist get into a literal fist-fight. This creates tension for the reader, especially if these characters are well-developed, because they won’t know who to root for.
Make your protagonist get lost somewhere (at night in the middle of town, in the woods, in someone else’s house, etc.)
Involve a murder. It can be as in-depth and as important as you want it to be.
Introduce a new character that seems to prey on your protagonist’s flaws and bring them out to light.
If it’s in-character, have one of your characters get drunk or take drugs. Show the fallout of that decision through your protagonist.
Spread a rumor about your protagonist.
If your protagonist is in high-school, create drama in the school atmosphere. A death of a student, even if your protagonist didn’t know them personally, changes the vibe.
If your story involves children, have one of them do something dangerous (touch a hot stove, run out into the road, etc.) and show how the protagonist responds to this, even if the child isn’t related to them.
In a fantasy story, toss out the idea of a rebellion or war between clans or villages (or whatever units you are working with).
Add a scenario where your protagonist has to make a choice. We all have watched movies where we have screamed don’t go in there! at the top of our lungs at the main character. Make them go in there.
Have your protagonist find something, even if they don’t understand the importance of it yet. A key, a document, an old stuffed animal, etc.
Foreshadow later events in some way. (Need help? Ask me!)
Have your protagonist get involved in some sort of verbal altercation with someone else, even if they weren’t the one who started it.
Let your protagonist get sick. No, but really, this happens in real life all the time and it’s rarely ever talked about in literature, unless it’s at its extremes. It could range from a common cold to pneumonia. Maybe they end up in the hospital because of it. Maybe they are unable to do that one thing (whatever that may be) because of it.
Have someone unexpected knock on your protagonist’s door.
Introduce a character that takes immediate interest in your protagonist’s past, which might trigger a flashback.
Have your protagonist try to hide something from someone else and fail.
Formulate some sort of argument or dispute between your protagonist and their love interest to push them apart.
Have your protagonist lose something of great value in their house and show their struggle to find it. This will frustrate the reader just as much as the protagonist.
Create a situation where your protagonist needs to sneak out in the middle of the night for some reason.
Prevent your character from getting home or to an important destination in some way (a car accident, a bad storm, flat tire, running out of gas, etc.)
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Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender
The gods didn’t actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”
The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
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BRIEMUND CELEBRATION WEEK
a modern!au idea set in 2003, with lots of drama, snarky lines & a healthy taste of a cheesy christmas movie.
‘‘ all you need is love…or a good lawyer. ’’ AKA ‘ the fanfic i’ll never write ’
a few months after the blockbuster “love actually” is released, TORMUND GIANTSBANE - an unemployed war veteran - loses his wife Sheilla and his eldest daughter Ursulla in a tragic car accident. meanwhile, the heirs of the LANNISTER enterprises CERSEI and JAIME struggle to maintain their power over their father’s business: an empire of banks around europe. when sergeant EDDARD STARK & his wife CATELYN decide to leave for a second honeymoon in the states, JON SNOW - a law student who has recently married with YGRITTE GIANTSBANE ( TORMUND’s distant relative ) - leaves his younger half sister SANSA STARK under the care of the family friend BRIENNE TARTH . BRIENNE is a headstrond officer who takes no shit from no one, albeit a bit harsh sometimes, she’s got a good heart and values justice above anything else. she is the daughter of SELWYN TARTH, the owner of the small jewelry store SAPPHIRE ISLAND, and is nominated as RENLY BARATHEON’s heir. RENLY is a playboy with a brilliant and creative mind that is not much accepted in his family business - BARATHEON BROTHERS, a successful winery owned by him and his older brothers ROBERT and STANNIS - even after he found out he had a terminal disease. although she was flattered by her friend’s offer, BRIENNE doesn’t want any of that - money, fame and fortune, she’d trade it all if it meant to have her bestfriend beside her for a few more years. BRIENNE’s world turns upside down when she receives the news that her father’s business owes a ridiculously big amount of money to the LANNISTERS BANKS. to add up to her despair, she has a hard time catching a ginger guy who has been stealing markets for weeks now - which gave her colleagues yet another reason to laugh of her. knowing that the aquisition of the SAPPHIRE ISLAND would be an important mark to their rise for power, CERSEI sends her twin JAIME after BRIENNE, planning on seducing her and making her forget about the financial problems her father had, therefore making the mortgage process easier. desperate, TORMUND starts stealing money in order to pay for Munda’s stay in the hospital - his little girl might not have died in the accident, but she’d never walk again - he isn’t proud of what he’s doing, but his baby girl is the most important thing in the world. surprisingly enough, it takes a quite some time to the police to get him, but when they do - he can’t complain. once his eyes met with the beautiful amazon that got him in his cuffs, he couldn’t look back - there was a fire inside her, a sense of duty that was stronger than life. the cold blue sapphires she had as eyes told no secrets, but her pale, freckled, face was enough to tell him that she felt the connection as well. his life seemed a mess, but there was still hope - a hope that came in the form of the eccentric, talented, lawyer and JON’s professor, TYRION LANNISTER, the renegade son that refused to follow his father’s path.
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“ all you need is love… or a good lawyer ” is a small summary of a real life: people falling in and out of love, some with the right people, some with the wrong. drama and comedy at the same time & in the middle of all this mess there’s our funny couple with a curious start - no sparks flying or anything like you’ve seen before.
BRIEMUND CELEBRATION WEEK
modern!au: tormund is a war hero suffering with ptsd; with no hopes in life, he turns to alchool to ease his mind. brienne is a fierce cop who takes no shit from no one, under her tough facade there’s a woman struggling to deal with life & her father’s trouble with drinking. in a meeting, the wild looking read headed fellow & the big woman’s eyes find each other — in that moment, sparks fly.
angst af playlist: wrong side of heaven & righteous side of hell
wrong side of heaven - five finger death punch // miracle - the score // savin’me - nickelback // like a stone - audioslave // wonderwall - oasis // drive - incubus // trying not to love you - nickelback // r u mine ? - artic monkeys // dancing shoes - the score // the way i do - bishop briggs // gasoline - halsey // i’m a believer - smash mouth // bad at love - halsey // accidentally in love - counting crows // why’d you only call me when you’re high? - artic monkeys
a series of a song of ice & fire aus
↪ the lannisters : high school!au ( bc bad girls do it better ) - cersei and jaime are the popular kids, no one beats them. they are rich, pretty and also damn smart. their school is their kingdom & no one dares to cross them. that is, till a weird newbie comes along. to make it all worse, she just can’t stop looking at them - what’s wrong with her ?!
↪ featuring: brienne/jaime & jealousBigSis!cersei.
↪ plot twist: brienne was actually crushing on cersei all along.
↪ insp: everything is blue // everything you touch turns to gold, gold, gold // but pretty isn’t everything right ? // i’m bad at love but you can’t blame me for tryin’
* this au idea is mine, feel free to use as you’d like as long as you credit me @bellatricksblack
** you can also find me on twitter for more edits
a series of a song of ice & fire aus
↪ the giantsbanes : kristofer hivju as tormund giantsbane // gwendoline christie as brienne of tarth // amy bailey as gilwen, tormund’s late wife // kaya scodelario as noor giantsbane // isolda dychauk as munda giantsbane
↪ featuring: rory mccann as sandor ’ the hound ’ clegane // nikolaj coster-waldau as jaime lannister // kit harington as king jon snow
↪ insp: you set my world on fire but I can’t explain; there’s no light to guide me if you’re not the flame ( x )
* au set in the universe of slick as a baby seal.
** you can also find me on twitter for more edits
NOX’s HALLOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON LIST( 01 / ??)
↪ the nightmare before christmas ( tim burton, 1993 ) : ‘‘ & since i am dead, i can take off my head to recite shakespearean quotations ! ’’
’ they were no match for her ; even though there were f o u r of them against o n e of her ’ — jk rowling
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