Beethoven — Fur Chiken
#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Beethoven — Fur Chiken
#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)
my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up
[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]
If you need to laugh today, watch this.
sohoku’s uniforms are the ugliest things on this planet
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
oh my god they were tombmates…
i’m gonna pretend they got to dance in those suits
@warlock-enthusiast
“Oh, you wanna play?? Well, then, let’s PLAY!”
Video by Danielle Prieur
I crack up every time I see this
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it
Bakugou: Knock knock.
Todoroki: Come in.
Bakugou: No, no. You’re supposed to say “who’s there”.
Todoroki: But I know its you.
Bakugou: *flips table*
I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
springtime brings many firsts.
and you,
you are my first.
“hellroo” ???
i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you
self care is just going the hell to bed
Atelier Rue Verte
me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine
fbi agent: