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she/her 19

[helaenasfavoritechicken]

I haven't been this happy since joffrey died

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[vamplire]

carmilla had it right. be mysterious. seduce beautiful maidens. put fangs in necks. look at moonlight. god forbid a woman has hobbies.

[elderscrollsconceptart]

"my ancestors are smiling at me imperial. can you say the same?"

>executioner thinks back to all his beloved executioner ancestors whose lineage stretches back hundreds of years

"yes 🥹🥰"

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[apolladay]

Because Tumblr hates me here's a redo poll based on the link below! If you're gay how many of the following apply to you.. 1. has a job 2. has a good relationship with your father 3. has a neurotypical brain 4. has the ability to top 5. has a driver's license

all 5 baby!!

4 out of 5

3 out of 5

2 out of 5

1 out of 5

none

this poll doesn't apply to me

Voting ended onAug 1

https://www.tumblr.com/apolladay/823145445255774208/no-gay-has-all-5-a-job-good-relationship-with?source=share

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

[nextchapter]

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

[get-elain-a-horse]

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

[animalavalanche]

>A sheep died in a bog. The top of the sheep’s back was not submerged and rotted away. The submerged parts remained perfectly preserved.

[formulanni]

Hell is a teenage girl

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009

[anywhoozles]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[cerberux]

“Thank you for loving him the way he needed to be loved”?

i ugly cried.

[nortism]

It seems like people are automatically assuming that ghost Claudia is 100% telling the truth in regards to her feelings towards Lestat and Louis rather than saying things she knows will hurt Louis out of rage at being stuck in purgatory while he reads her diary entries to her rapist and gets back together with his ex who abused her. Ghost Claudia is clearly in so much pain over her death and separation from Madeleine and is lashing out in the only way she can.

I really don’t think the seance is retconning the Louclaudia relationship into her always having preferred Lestat. I think it makes it clear that Claudia was more easily able to manipulate Louis than he was aware of, or wanted to be aware of. But I also think the ambiguity and the fine line between love and hate remains.

[wyyrdplayy]

happy butch appreciation day everyone post your horniest butchiest pics

📷 zili.qu on IG

[vampira-carmilla]

“Contra Mundum” jewelry by Shaun Leane.