Benjamin.

Constantly inspired. M | 25

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[homoslovenc]

The joke just expired. Now go home

[lesbiansassemble]

my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[estradiol]

the ABBA+ community

[legislacerator]

god i hate being gay and in my 20s i’m fucking obsessed with ikea

[gothroot]

You’re a top aren’t you ?

I don’t like your tone

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

if ur gay hit that reblog

[queereyegifs]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everything was the same except:

1. I was a fan of the James Bond movies (when in truth, I haven’t watched a single movie in full)

2. Instead of Daniel Craig playing James Bond it was either Vladimir Putin or an extremely good impersonator

3. Nobody acted like this was strange

[macden-byebitch]

nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

[thecoolgaymac]

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[mistressmira402]

I approve of this

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[imhereforthefandomsandrwby]

I will never not find this funny

[thesokovianaccords]

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

YOU AINT LYING

[mysharona1987]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hotboyproblems]

[methodwriting]

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album