Sebastian In The HOUSE-

| Ray | 18 | Australian | they/them | | Ben Schwartz has taken over my life |

[ben-schwartz-thoughts]

About Me:

- Ray

- they/them

- from Melbourne, Australia

- 18 years old

- Ben Schwartz has officially ruined my life (in.. a good way? I think?)

- main blog: @here-there-everyfuckenwhere

- Encanto/Disney blog: @mxmadrigal

- If you’re new here or you’re a mutual from my other blog/s, hi! Welcome!

- I tag original posts with #ray rants and junk

- I am learning how to make gifs and edits ect. currently, so I plan on posting some new content soon!

- I am currently obsessed with: The Afterparty, Space Force, Middleditch and Schwartz and The Earliest Show

- If you ever want to talk about Ben (or anything really) send me an ask or a message, I’m always down for a chat!

[ohmyfuckingmoony]

such a fucking bop needed to be embroidered

[loliwrites]

[juliettecxi]

Murder is never okay!

Unless it is committed by my beloved fictional characters in which case it's perfectly alright <3

[honeydewtual]

Ben Schwartz as F. Tony Scarapiducci in Space Force season 2 episode 1

[some-guys-ghost]

"Yasper is my favorite character, I'll be sad if he turns out to be the murderer :(" rip to you guys but I'm different. He's my favorite character and I HOPE he turns out to be the murderer. I want to see my funky little guy kill.

[helloiamacashier]

Okay, but for real, though, let's talk about audience expectations for a second.

So, five minutes into episode one, I pointed at Ben Schwartz and said, "So, he definitely did it, right?" Conventional movie-making logic would say that I was probably bored for the rest of the series, just waiting to be proven right, right?

FUCKINGGGGG WROOOOONG.

Far from being BORED, I was eagerly watching his every move, looking for clues that he was the killer, and gesturing excitedly when I saw them. About halfway through the series, it went from, "I think he's the killer" to "I HOPE he's the killer!" because the clues were there and very fun to spot, but there was still enough reasonable doubt.

By the last episode, I was clutching at my blanket and literally screamed at the reveal! I was delighted specifically because I'd spent the entire show hoping that it was him, and eagerly looking forward to seeing Ben Schwartz give his "You would've done the same thing in my place!" speech (and was not disappointed, he is a GEM). Also, the reveal itself was just very... satisfying.

If the show had tried to "outsmart the audience," it wouldn't have been nearly as enjoyable.

Because it turns out that when the story is good, you don't need to resort to "subverting expectations."

[loliwrites]

Please excuse this terrible quality gif, I just had to show y'all how adorable he is omg 🥺

[loliwrites]

Watching this tonight because I am SIMPING for this sweet dude. DED. SHE DED. LOLI DED.

[fairweathermyth]

THE AFTERPARTY 1.02 Brett

[princesafilomena]

girl help i'm getting attached

[laneofpennies]

you guys!!!!

[ben-schwartz-thoughts]

It’s “wanting to kiss Ben Schwartz on the mouth” hours in here tonight folks

[fairweathermyth]

THE AFTERPARTY main characters + their cartoon counterparts

[me-imherenowhere]

I just saw "Space Force" and F. Tony Scarapiducci literally was like:

THE ENTIRE FREAKING SHOW.

[lark-draws-stuff]

DONT AXE ME TO BE LOOSE IT ONLY MAKES ME TIGHTER

[computer-bouquet]

underrated gem of parking lot wedding: caterpillar? fuck you

[pollyna]

Tony is going to end up dating Angela and Chan both because he's tired of their bullshit.

[natjennie]

middleditch and schwartz quotes that are in my head right now

jesus absolute holy fucking christ

*mumbling alien voice* wri ih o th boarh!

~I'll allow it~

I was born in 1981.. fuck was my cock huge!

..... we work for the tsa

oaaghh card trick! anyway..

take the first page, fold it up like an airplane, what the fuck was that?!

revenge... vengeance....... revengeance....

you're all alone in there (and I'm just a boy) and you're just a boy!

this is just two gazelles, consenting who gets to fuck who, via a one and done rock paper scissors

you doin pants to this thing?

I'm not a flat earther, but I do think if I had slippery enough shoes I could slide allllll the way around

I don't know why don't you ask your kids

stop chanting FUCK YOU NIGEL no, stop chanting

my hair's down to my butt, I play magic the gathering, and I love my dad's lap! I'm toby! I've got a million friends!

randy? I fuck

I've got a bow tie, and a tie

I, uh, wh- uh, if, what, what does.. the sound. a- a doodie make?

don't look at me, I own a cat farm!

you are some kind of ff fuckin, d-dumbass...

I'm loose as a ca- I don't think you should ask a woman- (say it, say it loose as a c- you were about to say it, say it. say it, I've never heard the phrase before!) It's not something you ask a lady, but I am loose as a caboose~

Next Is a Visual Skills Challenge. To The Best Of Your Ability, Embody.. A Gazelle. You Have a Full Minute.

ABANDON YOUR CHILD EMILY. ABANDON YOUR BOOOYYYYY.

b story: jason's hungry

you're hard, sir.

if that side is the groom's side and the bride's side.. oh, we're all people from the music festival

does anybody have anything mean to say?

just a quick pause. I'm still here! and I know exactly what he wants!

~I can still be the priest if you want~

Harold. HAROLD, HAROLD. HAROLD.

door open or closed? well.. nowadays.......... take a seat.

it's a short nine. (short nine?!) yeah, she's a short nine, sir.

this fucking guy.