why's everybody always pickin' on me?

Hobbies: Seemingly nothing besides watching movies.

[emziess]

Grace Rocky Save Stars!

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[no-one-offical]

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[clowndraws]

mimicry

[lattescribble]

i hope you're wearing your best clothes

full version as well bc tumblr butchered my quality

[almondcroissantsandink]

I've seen this with Stratt and Grace but not Grace and Rocky lol

[joonirooni]

Rick's rarely impressed by nature's beauty on Earth, but he likes to go see the autumn leaves

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[agentlove]

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

[spoonbenders-archive]

[notnoajay]

Something beautiful is going to happen, Bird.

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[loveislanduk]

THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE ONE EVENING 1945

[hurrybacktothislife]

sometimes i’m like damn maybe i’m too crazy about this media and then i remember it’s made by The Guy Whose Life And Work Is All About Being Crazy About Media and a beautiful calm washes over me

[hurrybacktothislife]

matt johnson wards against shame

[okaydadmp4]

writing there’s still time in chalk outside of matt johnson’s toronto home

[rathayibacter]

movie title: DICK GRINDER

scene one: dimly lit night scene where a character we'll never see again gets his dick mutilated by what is implied to be a sentient meat grinder

scene two: daytime. our protagonist is wearing glasses and giving a lecture to a class of bored high school or college students. "what.. is... a meat grinder?" he looks around the classroom expectantly, then begins writing on the chalkboard. "and would it feel good... to fuck one?"

[robertfagden]

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered