Scar: Yes. Very powerful, as intimidating as a diamond and completely covered in black. He has a mask too so the face is completely covered!
Spinel: Ooooh! Scary!
Jimmy: Hmmmhmmm. How longer until we get back.
Scar: Exactly! And he works for the evil emperor of the evil empire so he's bad news!
Spinel: Hmmmhm!
Scar: So, as I was saying, Leia is cornered and gives the plans to this cute little blue droid before sending it to someone she knows she can trust... Obi wan Kenobi.
Spinel: Obi wan? That's a weird name...
Scar: Yes. And the droid is sent to a desert planet called Tatooine while Leia is interrogated by Darth Vader.
Spinel: Oh no!
Scar: Oh yes.
Jimmy: ...Canary curse. If you're still here. Please take me out, I'm sorry for trying to defy you. Clearly it was mercy.
*You ignore him, clearly he doesn't understand the importance of introducing Star Wars to this universe*
Scar: Never the less, Leia doesn't budge... but the trouble is not over. You see, the Empire has made a massive space ship called the Death Star which has the ability to destroy entire planets!
Spinel: Entire planets!?
Scar: Yes! One button and it goes BOOM.
Spinel: Boom!
Jimmy: Oh gosh. Grian, if you're listening- uh...watching I guess. I'll let you call me Timmy just get me out of here.
*You continue to ignore him*
Scar: And the Death Star is placed right in front of Alderaan.
Spinel: But! That's Leia's Homeworld!
Scar: That's exactly why! You see-
*You*
*Time skip now*
*Don't try me, I will actually recap the entire original trilogy, not a bluff*
people are going to annoy you and that’s not a reason to burn bridges or blow up relationships
some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!
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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.
Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.
Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
Someone needs to tell parents everywhere that a child never complaining is NOT a sign of a mentally healthy child, and it is, in fact, the complete opposite of that.
Someone needs to tell parents everywhere that a child never complaining is NOT a sign of a mentally healthy child, and it is, in fact, the complete opposite of that.
For those who don't know, a fancast is where we hold auditions with fans to create our own dub of a show and/or its songs. If you like singing Hamilton songs and want to feel like you get to be a part of it, a fancast would be the perfect type of server for you!
I appreciate any reblogs for reach! If you'd like to be messaged if/when the server is opened, let me know in the notes! The song dubs will not be posted or shared anywhere, though I might edit them into a full version on an unlisted video for server members.
Scar: "I'll go talk to Joel. He has some explaining to do."
Returning to the flower forest, Scar sees Joel still with Pearl and waves him over to the entrance.
Scar: "There you are! Listen... I need to talk to you."
Joel: "Yeah, what's up, Scar?"
Scar: ".........."
Joel: "Scar? What'd you need with me?"
Scar: "I forgot."
Joel: "Pffft... really?"
Scar: "Oh, right! The villagers, yeah! Come with me, this way."
After briefly asking Pearl for permission, Scar leads Joel underground where the trading hall is, telling him that it's all his in exchange for undying friendship.
Joel accepts and starts trading, and Scar eventually joins in as they get equipped for the challenges ahead.
Joel: "'Kay, I'm done. Was that all, Scar?"
Scar: "..."
Scar: "I... think so?"
Joel: "Okay?" (snickers and leaves)
Scar:
(Return to Pearl)
(Prepare for battle)
Voting ended onMay 27
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Soon after the session begins their tasks are given:
Blue chooses the task from the autumn goddess, his task is to choose a mcyt and imitate them for the whole session. He chooses to imitate Joel.
Oli chooses the task from the spring goddess, voids task is to create and recite a poem.
Bendy chooses the task from the summer god, her task is to lurk around Rae for ten minutes straight.
Juno chooses the task from the spring goddess, her task is to talk only in second person.
Rae chooses the task from the autumn goddess, her task is to invent a word and convince at least three players that It's real.
Orchid chooses the task from the winter god, his task is to craft full cyan coloured leather armor.
Catboi chooses the task from the summer god, his task is to farm a fully inventory of stacks of potatoes.
Glitch chooses the task from the winter god, her task is to create a parkour course and convince at least three players to partake in it.
Crimson chooses the task from the autumn goddess and immediately rerolls for hard at the autumn goddess statue... As soon as it does he is sent to another plane, in an escape room, It's task is to escape this escape room before time runs out.
Twisttea chooses the task from the autumn goddess, her task is to convince another player that a new minecraft feature has been added.
Manu chooses the task from the summer god, her task is to reference at least three bits from previous seasons without being called out on it.
Liz chooses the task from the autumn goddess, their task is to shoot someone with an arrow tipped with an health potion.
Flora chooses the task from the spring goddess, her task is to create a fanclub with members of other teams in honour of a player of her choosing. She chooses to create a Manu fan club.
Bee chooses the task from the winter god, her task is to only be able to hit enemies with snow balls.
Fros chooses the task from the spring goddess, their task is to give at least 3 players their favourite flowers without being able to ask what they might be.
Tessa chooses the task from the autumn goddess, her task is to capture the first mob she sees and keep it as a pet.
Ari chooses the task from the winter god, her task is to only build side ways for the entirety of the session.
Astoria chooses the task from the summer god, their task is to hype up and praise the bane of arthropods enchantment to other players.
Elephant chooses the task from the winter god, his task is to "make the session interesting". When the session is over I'll start a vote on wether or not he suceeded.
Jade chooses the task from the summer god, her task is to stop with her little rebellion choose another player and become their servant for the session. Jade chooses Crimson.
Rachie chooses the task from the summer god, her task is to convince at least 5 players to partecipate in a beach episode with her.
The second session begins now.
Crimson begins trying to escape, they succeed in escaping the first room.
Fros tries to spy on Tessa's to find her favourite flower and accidentally gets caught by Bendy.
Blue summons a team meeting, only Oli and Astoria show up.
Rachie decides to build a beach paradise for their task.
Rae works on building her base.
Elephant attempts to guess Manu's task but fails, Manu laughs at him.
Jade finishes adding some details on her base.
Flora tricks Orchid into burning part of their gear.
Ari goes into the mines and finds a massive ravine
Bee and Juno play with their fishing rods together... That sounds worse then it actually is.
Glitch convinces Twisttea and Catboi to compete in a parkour challenge...after break.
Liz builds a tower to word height in an attempt to start a skynet.
Bendy accidentally pushes Fros off a ledge, Fros loses 5 hearts.
Flora convinces Catboi to join the Manu fan club trough bribery.
Astoria travels to the nether to get resources. They find a nether fortess and gather blaze rods and even a wither skull but lose 12 hearts to withering.
Rachie convinces Oli to participate in the beach episode, Oli brings Blue along.
Twisttea loses 6 hearts to a creeper.
Glitch realizes she counts as a third player and starts preparing for the parkour competition.
Liz travels to the nether to get nether wart and blaze rods but gets set on fire and loses 12 hearts.
Crimson gets stuck in the second chamber of the escape room... He starts talking to a potato it found in a chest to pass the time.
Elephant guesses Rae's task succesfully, forgetting about the health thing she sets him on fire. Elephant loses 5 hearts before jumping in water.
Tessa finds the stronghold, by accident, just mining and she finds the end portal...like something called her there. She walks away.
Jade searches for Crimson everywhere to complete her task but can't find it anywhere. Weird.
Manu succeeds her task and goes to claim her rewards.
Orchid gathers leather in an horse slaughtering montage, the gods consider that he might be related to Joel.
Ari fills Juno's chests with random items.
Bee gets stuck in falling sand and loses 3 hearts.
Break time! Wooo! Half way trough the session already!
Rachie convinces Glitch to host the parkour competition at the beach.
Catboi starts loudly lamenting having to farm potatoes. Jade calls him potato boy. Point and laugh at potato boy.
Fros builds a secret base in the corner of the map, just in case.
Crimson is still stuck in the second chamber, unable to proceed. It calls the potato Bernard. Because why the heck not? Crimson feels like Bernard really gets him.
Liz finally acquires a brewing stand but forgets how to brew health potion, her and Flora have an impromptu potion brewing lesson.
Bendy floods Rae's base with water and is immediately caught.
Orchid travels to the Nether to get resources and falls into lava. He burns to death.
Oli and Twisttea fish together for a while.
Bee and Juno bet a diamond on who's gonna die next.
Manu, Blue and Astoria search for Crimson but cannot find him.
Elephant joins the beach party squad, all to make it more "interesting"
Tessa and Ari spend time mining together.
Catboi sells a lifetime potato subscription to Fros before succeding his task.
Orchid succeds his task and claims the rewards.
Liz, Twisttea and Juno fish together.
Crimson and Bernard finally escape the second chamber of the escape room and It's task is completed! He can finally return to society.
Ari finds the cave entrance to the stronghold and decides to cover it up not knowing that Tessa already found it.
Glitch, Blue and Rae hide together from the yellows trying to guess their tasks. Blue is caught by Elephant who correctly guesses his task. (Rip season life me)
Bee travels to the nether and manages to acquire 16 ender pearls at the cost of losing 5 hearts in the process. She then realizes she failed her task by using weapons.
Jade, unable to find Crimson, fails her task... (Who's going to tell her Crimson just came back? Rip season life Jade)
Bendy is jumpscared by Oli while mining and swords xem. Oli loses two hearts but feels it's worth it.
Manu joins Flora's... Manu fan club. Can she do that? Guess so.(Out of all the person I could have rolled this one is the funniest one lol)
Tessa and Astoria have a lore moment after the former asks the latter how winning a game feels. You two decide how the conversation goes.
Rachie officially starts the beach party since this is the last possible chance for her to do so.
And yes. It's beach episode time! ... Well, beach quarter of an episode time but still, it counts.
Glitch, Twisttea and Catboi compete in the parkour challenge. Catboi wins the competition but Glitch is the real winner as she's able to suceed her task.
Elephant gets overconfident and accidentally reveals his task failing it. Too bad, cause that definitely would have been entertaining. Oh well, guess I don't have to poll it this time, slightly disappointed about that.
Juno laments the tasks with Manu and Fros.
Crimson... and Bernard swim together.
Oli recites the poem to Blue, void suceeds the task. (Irl Oli actually wrote a poem so I didn't spin for this one, it was a win no matter what)
Astoria and Bendy sing "Improvised karaoke" at the beach party.
Rae, Bee and Flora play reverse sardines at the beach. Flora then suceeds her task.
Orchid does not go to the beach party, too busy mining.
Liz and Tessa arrive at the beach last and only when It's already the end of session.
Rachie succeeds her task.
Jade and Ari were at the beach but disappeared like halfway through and nobody knows where they went.
And that's session 2! Now, let's roll the task sucesses and failures for the players who haven't yet done either. Those being: Bendy, Juno, Twisttea, Liz, Fros, Tessa, Ari and Astoria.
Bendy, Liz, Ari, Tessa and Twisttea suceed.
Fros, Juno and Astoria fail.
And finally the heart gifts. To make it simpler instead of giving hearts during the session I'll make it so players canonically only give hearts at the the very very end of the session. This way It's easier to calculate health.
