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#*presses the immanentize button*#farquaad pointing #prescriptivism #linguistics #genre analysis #genre nonconforming

foxgirlmindcrank

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

foxgirlmindcrank

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

yaldabaothadeez

The issue, imo, with original flavor steampunk, was that all the gears and stuff didn't actually do anything, and "doing something" is the whole point of a Contraption (even if it's not anything useful)

Anyway, 3d printing is much better these days.

yaldabaothadeez

Surely we can contrive some reason to put a Mechanism in a gentleman's hat, however impractical? Cooling fans? A self-extending and -contracting top hat?

foxgirlmindcrank

do we not put feathers and gems upon hats simply because they look nice? Can a Gentleman or lady not see the beauty of the innerworkings of a contraption?

nyaa

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milf--adjacent

I don't know what the fuck this cunt even is but she’s chuffing back a fat dart and that’s all that matters.

milf--adjacent

I know we're all confused about what the fuck this cunt even is, but that's no excuse for homophobia 😡

papayajuan2019

batshit normal

pissvortex

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

cheaphalloweencostume

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

#cats

squeakitties

cloth gown gridlock

creepymutelilbugger

#tyranny. absolute tyranny

dailycatsblog

jame7t

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

christianstepmoms

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

jame7t

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

koth-harvest-final

A The Amazing Digital Circus Movie full spoilers

JAX DIES POMNI DIES EEL DIES RAGATHA DIES KINGLER DIES CRANE DIES ZOOBLE DIES SPIRAL DIES WHISPER DIES WHIMPER DIES DR CURMUDGEON DIES CRYPTOTHEISM DIES HOLLOW MILE DIES RANDY DIES DAN RANDY DIES ZOOBLE DIES ZORT DIES GRINDR DIES LUCKY DIES FUCKER 2 DIES EDWAIN DIES SORCEROR DIES BATTLEMEAL DIES MR BEAST DIES

#EEL DIES??? FUCK!!!!!!!

disabled-dyke

doctors when you tell them your symptoms are debilitating and are keeping you from having any quality of life and beg for help

thecrumbez

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

erratic-dragon-fruit

out of the tags with you

vicholas

It's still crazy that Anita Sarkeesian did some pretty basic Feminism 101 videos about things like "It's bad when a woman only exists in a narrative so her death can serve as a man's motivation" yet gamers act like she's some sort of Radical Feminist Satan.

And to be clear, me calling it Feminism 101 isn't a dig against her. Her videos were meant to be introductory pieces to feminist analysis and that's perfectly fine. That's what makes it crazier that people act like she killed their grandma or something.

vicholas

If I made a video about how I wish Princess Peach had more agency and this made people declare me a permanent harassment target I would become the Joker. She's way stronger than me and she deserves way better.

queeranarchism

Let me settle the 'is it fetishism and is it bad?' debate once and for all:

Being attracted to any kind of body is normal. Fat bodies. Trans bodies. Disabled bodies. All normal. Being extra attracted to a specific kind of body is normal too. Totally normal to have a type.

Not unlearning the societal stigma attached to those kinds of bodies, the people who inhabit those bodies, and the people who fuck them, to the point where you do any of the following:

Only want to date/fuck the person in secret.

Reduce the person to the feature that you desire and ignore the rest of who they are as a person.

Expect the person to be a walking porn fantasy instead of a real person with their own sexual preferences and boundaries.

Would no longer love the person if the stigmatized aspect of their body changed.

Consider yourself superior to the person, think the person should be 'grateful' that you love their body, etc.

See the person as a temporary adventure while planning to eventually settle down with someone whose body isn't stigmatized.

Is bad and harmful and you shouldn't be dating anyone until you've worked on your shit, because this makes you a very terrible partner. This doesn't mean you are a bad person with bad-fetishist-desires who can only desire people badly, it means you need to unlearn societal stigma so you can be a better partner to the people you desire.

Thank you for coming to me ted talk.