^ full of alcohol

[benjamin-midnight]

uhh wtf is a tumblr and why is my nephew on it

[benjamin-midnight]

you are a

🚬

yeah I'm a smoker

so what?

[benjamin-midnight]

Mlem… mlem……..

[She’s drinking some of his wine…]

-🐈‍⬛

Benjamin's head turns to look at the cat.

"Uh...I don't think you should be drinking that.."

He walks over to pick up kitty.

[mreow-brrrp]

[She glares at him, gaze sharp as her brandished claws.]

Grrrrrg……

[…kitty wants her wine, it seems.]

[benjamin-midnight]

Benjamin flinches. It looks like kitty wants to drink wine.

"Um..."

He doesn't know what to do with the cat. He's never owned a pet before...

[benjamin-midnight]

Mlem… mlem……..

[She’s drinking some of his wine…]

-🐈‍⬛

Benjamin's head turns to look at the cat.

"Uh...I don't think you should be drinking that.."

He walks over to pick up kitty.

[deductivelogico-offical]

🤑🎰🎲

I don’t gamble

[ask-emma-rose]

@benjamin-midnight wanna go gamble

[benjamin-midnight]

sure

[ask-the-burgundys]

do you like uncle midnight

I’ve never met him so I can’t really give you an answer.

[benjamin-midnight]

hi

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[deductivelogico-offical]

Fuck her✨

———

Ooc

Logico and mod agree SO HARD W/ THIS ONE

[benjamin-midnight]

gives you coffee

-†

thanks

[benjamin-midnight]

ti red

[benjamin-midnight]

How many times have you been in the hospital with liver damage

none

[benjamin-midnight]

i love alcohol

[benjamin-midnight]

🍷🍷🍷

thanks

[jinshis-frog-offical]

see all you fuckers in @satan-offical ‘s house then i guess

[deductivelogico-offical]

Oh no

Dang

Well

@irratino-offical, @ask-major-red, @ask-murdle, @ask-midnight-3, @ask-emma-rose, @thedrcarolinecrimson, @benjamin-midnight, @fisherman-seaweed-asks, see you all in hell ig

(Most of you are murderers anyway)

[benjamin-midnight]

if i give mango enough wine will he tell god or whatever to spare me

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[screamsinjazz]

..*cough* *cough* @jazzistapollobrass (/nf)

[fisherman-seaweed-asks]

feeling like a gray walker rn just had a huge nosebleed brah

[benjamin-midnight]

i was a greywalker once. I don't like to talk about it

[benjamin-midnight]

You look cool huhuhuhuh, wanna go grab drinks?

Uncle Midnight, @askmurdle

sure

[benjamin-midnight]

uncle midnight, the peasants want to know what the most expensive thing you own is

probably the mansion i live in. probably around 30 million