Big Benjamin

Ooo la la!

[benjaminion]

Woke up in a cold sweat with this in my animation program.

[corrodedparadox]

Who translated my gar onto a 2d plane when I wasn’t looking

[avyc02]

Zoey and Mira embracing the patterns look~ ✨✨✨

[benjaminion]

Rumi being confronted at the Halloween Party:

"Woah, is that fucking demonface?"

"No, no, no, this isn't demonface, I'm an actual half demon."

"Bro, please tell me that's not demonface. Not cool, man."

"No, no, no, no. You don't understand. My father is literally a demon from across the Honmoon. This isn't a costume."

"Get the fuck out, man!"

[miniaturekeytar]

has anyone asked this

[benjaminion]

"It was all staged bro don't even worry. This was their retirement announcement"

[benjaminion]

My deepest fear is going to a party where they said to not being gifts and everyone brought really a lot of gifts.

[benjaminion]

I need the code to a minecraft command block that will randomly summon command-block-summoning command blocks. To clarify, this will be used for evil.

[benjaminion]

Goop

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

[nerdyogre]

FISH HAMMER

[a-wa-c]

For beating the carp outta someone

[theblehthatbloos]

Hammer head carp

[benjaminion]

Mallebut

[benjaminion]

Me when I'm in a making noise at 2 am competition and my opponent is the hotel creature

[benjaminion]

Me! ((I want to be white oval))

[benjaminion]

OH THE PEYER! how he prance! An acceptional marvel of divine evolution . ! Thank you Seth Lastname from American Dad.

[benjaminion]

No way this dude become bones. He like 100% hair. Hair not bones meprayconclude.

[cruxiu]

[benjaminion]

Slop Sign (the intersection is a giant pit filled with clam chowder)

[benjaminion]

Þiss

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

[benjaminion]

Do you think slurpies were called jerpies before they became homophobic?

[obscuretobyfox]

[benjaminion]

I ponder who my egg buddy may one day be.

[benjaminion]

Big Papa Pickles pickle in a pouch is abhorrent. No citizen of this world needs a pickle this large. Smaller servings would be okay though. Perhaps if it was cut in a kitchen environment. But you see the problem here? The Big Papa Pickle pouch is sold at gas station retailers, where people would buy the whole pickle and take a drive in their vehicle. This concerns me. Because if you were driving you would be eating whole pickle in one serving and could accidentally eat too much sodium which would hurt you I think.

5/10

Too much of a good thing.

I do appreciate the 5 smaller pouches to the left of the larger pouch. If this was what I was presented with physically then this would be a different story.