E. V. O. L.

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Well, this is fun.

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Benji? Oh, don’t tell me you flew all the way here cause of me.

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Don't look so happy to see your best cousin. Oh but I will tell you because my fab ass sure did. Unfortunately it had taken a wake-up call to realize I was long overdue for a visit, but I'm here now.

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Well, this is fun.

All I remember is talking to someone, freaking out about something, then I wake up in the hospital being told I had a heart attack. I knew this was bound to come.

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Jaybird! You keep your ass in that bed and don't be blaming yourself, ya hear? 

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I’d be worried if you didn’t have unsettled shit with that son of a bitch. It pisses me off that he is treating Jayden’s heart attack like a joke. Of course those aren’t my words, I didn’t witness it but I was told it was a straight up cat fight. I was up in the suite with my girlfriend. Well by the time you and Ezra get done with Jayden he will be struttin his ass all over the Island. 

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How has that fucker not plopped over into his grave yet? I'm surprised no one has put a hit out on him considering unless their business partners he pisses off anyone he comes into contact. Even then he's been known to piss off his business partners. Yeah, well, he can't do shit to me and if his senile ass starts up with me he'll be hittin' that damn grave asap. You know if that was him in his teens he would of cut a bitch and tore a weave out. Ohhh, so both of my cuzzies getting serious with someone. He'll be so fierce that I don't think Ezra will allow him to leave the room. When you get Benji make-over transformation, you ain't going back.

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Every since Dad died he’s became Richard’s bitch boy. You know growing up Jayden was never a pushover  but when Richard got in the picture it’s like a switch flipped in him. More recently and surprisingly he stuck up for himself when he got into a “heated exchange of words” with his boyfriend’s ex. He tries to be serious and uptight all the time but I can tell he wants to bust out his wigs and false lashes and be himself.

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Oh, Richard. I have a ton of unsettled shit with that man. Even if his arguments sucked against us he was the one usually defending us against assholes around town. Heated exchange of words? Clearly those are not your words because even with words that is a cat fight waiting to explode. Guess I shown up just in time then. His boyfriend and I can re-show him the meaning of fabulous.

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One of these days we need to sit down and have lunch so I can get all the embarrassing details about my boyfriend HA! 

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You might need to set aside all three meals to hear the stories I got. Ohh.. so Jayden finally caught himself a man, or did you pull him up with your big strong arms?

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Or they’ll be getting a spiky heel up their ass. Jayden is going to be happy to see you, the only time he ever got the upper hand over me was with you. So many makeovers were had. He has changed so much since the last time we was all together.

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They'll be needing rectal reconstruction surgery afterwards. I take it boy still can't defend himself in an argument worth a damn? Yep, the many photos stowed away in albums contain the proof how beautiful women you two make. What has he been getting into now?

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It’s great to meet you Benji, I’m Ezra. 

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Fabulous to meet you as well, Ezra.

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Oh Benji! It’s so great to see you again, I just wish it was under better circumstances.

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Auntie! I swear you do not age, woman. Of course once I got word of what happened to Jaybird I had to fly in. I was long overdue for a visit anyways.

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And I see you haven’t changed a bit. It’s good seeing you again Benji. 

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Always fantastic to see you again too, Stella. Pshh, if anything I upgraded a few things. If anyone is ever expecting me to downgrade then they're going to be waiting for their own funerals. 

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Hello one, hello all. I'm Benji, cousin of the fabulous brats that run this place.