There's a world we can visit if we go outside.

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Movie Santas Ranked

1. Rankin/Bass Santa

Stop motion from the 1970s. Ancient and all knowing in his jerky movements and wildly spinning.eyes. Orphaned under mysterious circumstances, raised by elves in the woods. Unfamiliar with human customs. Pure of heart. 

 6/10 Santas

2. Nightmare Before Christmas Santa 

Needs a fucking vacation. Takes no shit. May never trust children again. Will bitch slap a skeleton if needed and invite his gf to tea.

11/10 Santas 

3. Netflix’s Christmas Chronicles Santa (or, Kurt Russell Santa)

Potent sexual energy, more than any santa should ever have. Has the ugliest elves ever, all of them disturbing crosses of a cat, Gremlin, and rodent-like creature. Historically, if this santa doesn’t do his job, wars literally happen as a result (remember  WWI? Apparently this guy didn’t finish his deliveries all 4 years). Does crime and kidnaps children and actually ends up in jail.

3/10 Santas 

4. Rise of the Guardians Santa 

The most powerful Santa, but also the most vulnerable. Can snap Kurt Russell Santa over his knee. Is Russian. Carries two literal scimitars to cut a bitch down to size. But must rely on children believing in him to stay alive. 

10/10 Santas 

5. Tim Allen Santa 

The most lethal santa of all, murdered his way to the top. committed the egregious sin of being played by tim allen

2/10 Santas for childhood nostalgia 

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[bonediggercharleston]

It’s especially hilarious when you keep in mind that the main artefact sumgglers around that time were ISIS, who funded their operations with that. So yeah, it’s not a stretch to say that Hobby Lobby funded ISIS

[lastvalyrian]

How did Hobby Lobby make everyone forget about that

[zerofarad]

Never forget Hobby Lobby’s Hammurabi-robbing hobby.

[itswalky]

jeez spoilers rey is a friggin’ animorph

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[gayiconwaluigi]

‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’

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[jetstream-tormod]

Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

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[narcissusroad]

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

[dealanexmachina]

Bonus:

[captainlordauditor]

[thechronicleofshe]

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

[vsemily]

Me, wanting to draw but feeling sour: Snap Chalkzone who lives in my brain who says ya gotta draw somethin’:

[marsapartment]

where is the emmy nom

[marsapartment]

To everyone in the notes asking! Yes, it’s the real audio, and it’s from the Harley Quinn series on DC Universe. They just dropped the first ep yesterday

[goodhomemaking]

[pukicho]

Reviews are in !! No one wants to do anything

[mechanikul]

I want to do you

[pukicho]

I want to cast a spell on you that makes you shrink 1 inch ever week so when you’re 70 years old you’re smaller than an ant and an ant eats you

[americanpsycho1991]

when you can’t find your phone and you have to leave in two minutes

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

does anyone have the post from vent of the person pretending to be drunk on ketchup

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

signal boost I need to find this

[exiguity-deactivated20200902]

you’re welcome

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

THANK YOU

[transgendernaruto]

“I thought ketchup couldn’t do this to me anymore” ANYMORE???

[pickledchickenetti]

Y’all I’m DYING 😂😂