benoit my beloved

this is not a spoiler free blog xoxo thinly veiled daniel craig thirst blog. or maybe just a benoit fan. take a guess.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[luke-thompsons]

#the duo we never knew we needed

[kirkenovak]

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Video of press conference

[mobius-m-mobius]

Oh, if I pulled a few strings, I could keep it from leaking to the press for another… week? Maybe, that’s…

DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[essentialalls]

They posted this on TikTok so I wrote a comment: "I'm blind what's going on 😭".

That's it. That's how I wanna be remembered.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)

[mobius-m-mobius]

DANIEL CRAIG x LOEWE by David Sims (2024)

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

charles haden savage & oliver putnam (only murders in the building)

yes

it would make things worse

gay sex DID fix them

gay sex is the PROBLEM

Voting ended onJun 29, 2024

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

love wins

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Guyssss more new pics ‼️

Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc on the set of Wake Up Dead Man (via @ springhousese on Twitter / X).

[nkp1981]

First Look At Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In The Upcoming "Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man"

[crimmson-sight]

I had to draw them. they look so cute!! 💕🫶🏻

based on this

[omitbs]

MAJOR SEASON 4 SPOILER PIC LEAKED!!!!

don’t press “keep reading” if you want to avoid spoilers!!

[deargodsno]

The Kate Middleton mysteries, as channelled by Emery Robin (from here):

[omitbs]

they’re on a date :’)

[omitbs]

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her again

[laeffy]