tess @benreyisms - Tumblr Blog

thinking I should probably do an intro post since I do use Tumblr more than any other site laule

uhhhh hi im benrey / 1x / griefer / tesseract I go by all of those names cause im #cool

uhhh I will definitely make a better layout for my intro later i just don't care atm its 7am...

uhhhhhhhh pronouns are it/its and neos usually, if you cant remember anything he/him is fine I just don't prefer it to my other pronouns

dude that's all I can think of rn rest is in my carrd lalala

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#intro post #introduction #p #pinned post #pinned intro #fictionkin

loserceit

1x1x1x1 STIMBOARD !

PSD BY @pawfectiion / FULL CREDITS TO THEM • slightly color adjustments made.

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eixd-deactivated20150710

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.

thesassycat

did you google how to take a screen shot

escapedheart

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

ask-pacman

do you even care about pacman and his accomplishments or are you just some toy that looks like him

Hey once you're done drinking that bottle of Safeway pinochet you should try hitting your head with it til your life departs you

durianskeleton

Obsessed with how Valve devs confirmed Barney to both be ugly AND stupid

motherfucker-unlimited

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

monstyra

accidentally participating in mermay by getting enchanted by @camelliachai 's mermecha AU and drawing fanart of it :3

hotrodfebreeze

megatonic immobility

talos-stims

sensory pool toys | source

talos-stims

marzdotmoneyy on tt | src src

orcboxer

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.