[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[sunburnt-brian]

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[pixeltards]

[brucebocchi]

[dickstolebyanalien]

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[3liza]

utah license plate extremely funny

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[stupidpetface]

[ripempezardexerox]

She will be loved…