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art blog(derogatory)
Cosmic Funnies
d e v o n
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
hello vonnie
One Nice Bug Per Day
tannertan36
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins
occasionally subtle
Discoholic 🪩
$LAYYYTER
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@rockinmuffin
Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that
Pride
Don’t Leave The Matrix, Bro…
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
she has to hug the remote while she watches a bedtime movie
ooOOoh lookAT MEEe I’M JOOOSH I’MWHACK OFF all day looong. GIRLS? NO THANK YA, MA’AM, I’VE GOT ME A boner
OOOH! I’M DRAKE! BOOBS!!! nNNOT FOR ME!! I’M JUST GONNA EAT ME A BIG OL BAGFUCKIN DICK
may i offer you a crumb of nostalgia? or a refreshing sip of vinegar?
some friends & i ended up talking about animorphs a while ago. at some point in the conversation i was explaining andalites to my partner who never read the books, stopped & went ".........you know what i'm gonna do?" to which people responded with "make an andalite bjd?" and yes. they were absolutely correct.
this also finally motivated me to sculpt a centaur body with more joints. i'm very happy with the range of motion in this, especially how nicely it lies down. need to work a little bit on stability, but the poseability is where i want it.
@thesylverlining
your own. personal. spongebob.
someone who can't breathe air.
someone who's square.
what did they do
What they had to do.
Another treasure from Denver
that's a relief I guess
I can't believe yugioh deadass has a card named "yummy snatch"
bitches can't stop my yummy snatch and milfy mommy combo
I must emphasize that I am only very barely kidding
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
