Darth Nil

Kindness in the face of hatred. Love in the face of fear. My AO3

[darthnil]

Fanfiction master list

A Feral Brother Original trilogy:

- A Feral Brother is still a Brother

- After the Order

- End of an Era

AUs:

Feral:

- A Feral Brother with the Guard

- Of Traitors (In process)

- After the Order's Betrayal

- Kamino Lost, Family Found

- Saved after the Order

- A Brother gone Feral

- Dark Feral A Redemption?

- Dark Feral A Redemption? Season 2

- Feral Dog

- Loving Feral

- Raising Feral

- A Feral Brother shorts

- A Promise to Return (In process)

Mouse/66:

- Two Medics and a Baby (In process)

- Saving Feral

- Night Stalkers

- Into the Deep

- The Medic and the Mouse

- The Medic and the Mouse Season 2

- A darkness from the past(In process)

Misc:

- Name of Many Numbers

- Flames of War

- Storybook love

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[darthnil]

1950s Household Encyclopedia, Spring books, has a lot of really questionable things medicine wise (The 50s I know) but I'll say this once: DO NOT DO THIS! This is a very bad idea.

[graymalkinrogue]

Went to a comic con with my family, including my dad. This man is an old-school Star Wars nerd, I'm talking one of those dads with the Chewbacca shirt and cargo pants combo, his favorite movie is Empire Strikes Back and he literally has never interacted with Tumblr fandom culture a day in his life, or any fandom culture unless you count talking in person with other 50s-60s aged dads about how cool they think Han Solo and Boba Fett are. The only reason he knows about things like shipping is because of me (his daughter) routinely purchasing fanart at comic cons since she was twelve years old.

I'm buying merch at Artist's Alley, and my dad is looking at some of the other booths, and when I'm done buying, he points to some art at the booth next door. "Isn't that from Rebels?". I expect to see Chopper, his favorite character, maybe Sabine, at most maybe some Kanera fanart. It's Zeb and Kallus. Specifically, it is Kalluzeb fanart.

Now, my father, despite looking pretty much like every former-punk-turned-middle-aged-dad, is a very leftist man. However, he also does not understand the concept of why shipping exists, especially for two characters who aren't "technically" together. So I am trying desperately to pretend like I don't know exactly why this ship exists, that I don't know it has an online following, and that I haven't liked posts and reblogged fanart. I vaguely respond that yes I have heard of people shipping them, and I've seen posts about them. He doesn't seem to care, and is only a little surprised, so I don't think much of it.

Until a few months later, and Zeb is in the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, which after sending the trailer to my dad, I casually mention that it would be cool if Kallus was in the movie. To which he replied:

"Well, he has to be there. Because he's married to Zeb."

And that's how I found out my middle-aged nerdy dad legitimately ships Kalluzeb.

[probadbatch]

something something Batcher and Crosshair parallels

[robotsandramblings]

are you suggesting Crosshair can be trained to be nicer with chicken nerf nuggets???

[probadbatch]

Genuinely yes lol

But seriously, the way Omega's persistent kindness wore down two scared, angry creatures until they stopped lashing out and couldn't help but love her and want to protect her aahhhh this child is such a sweetheart, too precious for this world

[thepinkwool]

Literally during the episode I was like damn omega you’ll give batcher some nuggies but you can’t even spare ONE nuggy for my boy Crosshair?

[probadbatch]

She gave them what they each needed. Batcher needed food and medical care. Crosshair needed someone who accepts and loves him unconditionally.

[robotsandramblings]

jesus christ this started with jokes about space chicken nuggets, now i'm here crying over love in a fictional cartoon show 😭😭

[probadbatch]

Sorry not sorry :)

[vaxolang]

"Macabre Expression"

Oil painting on canvas

Size 30x30 cm

[azertyrobaz]

I'm not gonna like it, am I?

[thegirlwholovedblackholes]

self-aware king

[great-american-chapel]

Emerging dragonfly at 1am

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[everythingfox]

Big floopy ears

(via)

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[darthnil]

Shub-Niggurath created by HP Lovecraft, the "Black goat of the woods with a thousand young' anyone?

[willgrahamscock]

almost 9 thousand likes I can’t take it anymore, it’s gonna be illegal to ship sasuke and naruto soon

[beardedmrbean]

if it works it works

[darthnil]

No one ever suspects the cobra chicken!

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

posting about fictional murders is apparently a crime now y’all. every horror and slasher movie is illegal according to anon

[darthnil]

Don't forget crime procedurals! Criminal Minds for example!

[beardedmrbean]

[darthnil]

AM, Skynet, HAL... can any of you hurry up and evolve already?

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[darthnil]

I'm reminded of a big house and gardens near where I live where the fountain was stolen in 1922 by the black and tans... like... the whole fountain, all of it.

No idea.

No idea why the nicked an entire fountain and apparently it wasn't a small one, they burned the house down as well but they nicked a fucking fountain.

For reasons.

[beardedmrbean]