My Name Is B Shitty Knight

"The ‘B’ stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all." I follow back @but-pesticides

[sasstrick]

Just watched Dunkirk for the first time and I think Tom Glynn-Carney is my new favorite Eric Bittle facecast.

Look at this shit

[sleepy-cone]

This is true and you know it!

[crimsonclad]

As far as unexpected character reveals go, I’m still SUPER into “overbearing hockey dad with impossibly high expectations, Bad Bob Zimmermann” turning out to be largely an invention of Jack’s anxiety, when actual Bob’s main dad moments turned out to be: -nice goal, short kid! I’m also silently enjoying your mother’s massive middle school crush on me!!!! -Hey, Jack, bud, have you noticed you’re in love with that boy? Maybe you should go kiss him on the face, eh? We can wait!

[bluegrasshole]

nursey: the only sport i play is sucking dick

bitty: same

[they high-five]

dex: should we tell them

jack: nah, let them have this

[willdexpoindexter]

Ransom: you’ve got that BDE

Holster: wow thank you

Ransom: Bisexual Disaster Energy

Holster: uncool bro

[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

shitty is two seconds away from murdering tater the only thing holding him back is the fact that jack loves his teammate

[tahanialjamil-deactivated201810]

tater: mrs. zimmermann she makes the best brownies in the wh-

shitty, being physically restrained by lardo: YEAH I KNOW IVE HAD THEM

[sybilius]

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

[wrathofthestag]

(x)

[wetwellie]

Sometime during y1

Bitty: Jack gave me a “get better soon” card

Shitty: That’s pretty nice of him!

Bitty: I wasn’t sick or anything. He just thought I could do better

[dereknursey]

they’re!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Idk about Meryl Streep but I'd say Dex has the most Donna energy. Constantly tired? Fixes his own stuff? Would totally wear those overalls? Dex.

someone draw Dex in Donna’s puffy shirt-overall combo

[zim-tits]

As usual I have been called upon for that Good Dex Content™️

[monsterhunting]

this is how it happened right

[shitty-check-please-aus]

au where jack exclusively wears this shirt:

[itsacpsideblog]

okay, but i’m like 97% sure Holster actually owns and wears this shirt

[littlestpersimmon]

some friendly nerds for @nielution <3 I cried while drawing them bc I am so. Weak for the frogs (feat. Cait!) and Melancholy Hill was playing..

[redporkpadthai]

r i s e s f r o m t h e d e a d… Here’s some married Zimbits! *throws it and runs away*

[valleyghost]

dex with a dish towel thrown over his shoulder + tater’s 20th pie in his hand = a Look™

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

I’m always here for art that emphasizes Dex’s A) supernatural eyes and B) extreme dorito-ness.

[sloppydumps]

long distance goodnights am i right ladies 

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

Bitty: Look I may have many flaws but at least heterosexuality isn't one of them.