Roan on a divine waja and what it currently looks like

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Roan on a divine waja and what it currently looks like
Some designs for fixing the rainbow marking on divines in Wajas along with the current rainbow marking
medically accurate muscle chart:
As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@cosmicdwarf
For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.
For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.
Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.
Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.
traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit
I’m gonna try these tips
This is most helpful for me as traitor and jackass are always acting up.
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Voltron Mer May Thulaz
Getting hauled up onto a ship in a net wasn’t fun. Neither was being restrained while humans poked and prodded at you. Ulaz hissed at them his ears flat against his skull a growl building in his throat. He wanted to be back in the water with his mate who he could hear calling anxiously down below in the waves.
Thace was not happy with being unable to see his mate.
“Hmm this one is a good healthy size for an adult. His coloring suggests he may have ancestry from a different subspecies of Galra. Can’t tell for sure which subspecies without a blood test which needs to be done anyways. Eyes, ears, mouth nose all look healthy.” The man with the funny lookign orange mustache comments as he examines Ulaz.
“Uhh are you sure you should be putting your fingers in his mouth when he is showing signs of aggression?” A big round human with darker coloring asks nervously from where he was operating the pulley system that hauled the net out of the water.
Macropus - Marsupial Alien Species
-Two basic types of this species one group called Kangas and the other called Roos.
-Kangas tend to be taller then Roos.
-Kangas also have darker coloring compared to Roos.
- Third rarer type of Macropuses called Rufus inbetween height between Kangas and Roos and a medium color between the two others.
- Are marsupials all of them are. All Macropuses have pouches on their stomach to carry their young in.
- Get around by hopping and walking both. Can hop great distances to move faster to get away faster but can walk in a more normal manner moving each leg individually while upright.
- Developed this way of moving due to ancient enemy that hunted them called Sapiens.
- Sapiens could move and run upright with long strides due to long legs.
- Were sprinters could run in bursts before having to rest.
- Sapiens dwindled down in numbers as Macropuses evolved to be able to hop using huge feet and strong legs.
{ Macropods young are born very small so their pregnancies do not last long allowing them to not be weighed down. slowed down or vulnerable for long. Their young are placed in their pouch which is very sturdy and can fit two Wallaroos or babies.
{ Macropods developed a hinged foot that allows them to walk upright comfortably and hop around. The hinged joint is just beyond the toes and rotates the back part of the foot up or down depending on the mode of transportation. (Think of the joint like a wrist but has a locking feature to it that undoes when the joint is needed.) The joint allows the foot to be completely flat like how it is on a earth kangaroo in order to hop great distances. But the joint can also allow the back part of the foot to swing up at an angle so they can walk easier crossing shorter distances. (Think of the hind feet on a cat.)
{ They have long tails with thick muscles that they use to balance as they hop and when they have to lift a leg or balance on their toes. (They can lift their legs individually or together.)
{ They have long arms with sharp claws on the ends of their four fingers. Their arms help them digs with shovel like paws that cut through tough compacted hard dirt to access prey buried in the ground.
- Macropod is the official plural term for a Macropus
- A Macropus usually give birth to one to two Wallaroos at a time.
- They can have one to two Wallaroos roaming outside the pouch who are juveniles too big for the pouch and one to two wallaroos in the pouch with another pregnancy happening.
- Can carry babies too big for the pouch on their back. The babies cling to them as they move.
- Have short narrow muzzles with long tongues.
- Eat a mix of insects, plants and crustaceans.
- Live mainly in plains, dry flat areas but do migrate towards the sea for a huge wave of crustaceans that come out of the sea every year.
Macropus - Marsupial Alien Species
-Two basic types of this species one group called Kangas and the other called Roos.
-Kangas tend to be taller then Roos.
-Kangas also have darker coloring compared to Roos.
- Third rarer type of Macropuses called Rufus inbetween height between Kangas and Roos and a medium color between the two others.
- Are marsupials all of them are. All Macropuses have pouches on their stomach to carry their young in.
- Get around by hopping and walking both. Can hop great distances to move faster to get away faster but can walk in a more normal manner moving each leg individually while upright.
- Developed this way of moving due to ancient enemy that hunted them called Sapiens.
- Sapiens could move and run upright with long strides due to long legs.
- Were sprinters could run in bursts before having to rest.
- Sapiens dwindled down in numbers as Macropuses evolved to be able to hop using huge feet and strong legs.
Mer au species list
List of species for everyone in a new mer au I’m going to do.
Sendak - Great White Shark
Haxus - Spiny Dogfish Shark
Antok - Whale Shark
Kolivan - Tiger Shark
Ulaz - Big Eyed Threasher Shark
Thace - Great Hammerhead Shark
Lavender - Catfish Mer
Sythyl - Sea Snake Mer
Regris - Sea Serpent Mer
Shiro - Orca
Sora & Kaito - Striped Dolphins
Lance - Bottlenose Dolphin
Hunk - Burmeister’s Porpoise
Pidge - Maui's dolphin
Allura and Coran - Ichthyosaurs - Haggar/Honerva
Zarkon - Megalodon
Lotor - Hybodus
Boop
Uhh boop? No idea how to respond to this honestly
Don’t mind me, I’m still suffering.
I can’t believe my most popular post is a meme. I’m so proud of myself.
May I suggest Loturance?
so how about that rat tail amirite
OMG baby Keef is soooo cute peeking over his momma’s shoulder
The Fan’s Guide to the Altean Language
UPDATED FOR SEASON 5 - First update for season 5
Thank you all for your overwhelming support. I plan on updating this guide for every season, so stay tuned! For a more indepth guide to season 3, check out @butteredonions post here!
New season updates will be within 1 week of premier
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With the increase of alien characters in season 3, we are getting away from this being purely the Altean language. Unfortunately, there’s no real way of knowing what is and isn’t considered “altean”, so I’m just going to continue to use “Altean Language” as the tag.
Units of time (Confirmed with Official Guidebook!)
Quintant = 1 day
Deca-Phoeb = 1 year
Phoeb = 1 month
Dobosh = minute
Varga = hour
Tick = a tad longer than a second
movement = week
@saiikavon has pointed out that in S2E8, the Blades of Marmora base would be closed for 2 quintants. When they mention that 10 Vargas have passed, Lance correctly estimates another 30 Vargas until the base is open again. From this it can be assumed that 2 Quintants = 40 Vargas or 1 Quintant = 20 Vargas.
Planets
Olkarion, home of the Olkari (Voltron Coalition HQ)
Arus, home of the Arusians
Taujeer, home of the Taujeerians
Daibazaal, home of the Galra (destroyed)
Altea, home of the Alteans (destroyed)
Puig, home of the Puigian
Unnamed planet, home of the cubserions
Kythra, has desert tribes
Thayserix, inhabitants unknown
homeland unknown, Unilu
Reiphod - recently liberated by rebels
Unknown planet (destroyed) - Rebel memorial site
Naxzela - formerly a decommisioned Altean Terra-forming planet. Major Galra base. Part of the Rebulon Zone
Vantax-5 - Galra satellite relay orbiting it
Teq - Galra controlled. Had Zaiforge cannon nearby
Senfama - Jungle planet. Galra controlled. Had Zaiforge cannon
Entuk - Houses the ruins of an Altean outpost
Feyiv - one of the first planets conquered by the Galra. Considered tehir sacred land, has the Kral Zera
Quadrants
Paglium quadrant
Va’kar quadrant
Signa 3 Quadrant - overrun by rebels
Quadrant Omega-Raylar-6
Karthan-sigma quadrant
Si-vim Quadrant- Hostage exchange occurs here
Valurian Quadrant, home of the Tando people
Systems
Ulippa system, contains ice worms
Thaldycon system
Fimm System
Misc heavenly bodies
Unknown asteroid - Matt’s communication outpost. It’s coordinates are 19.82.05.11
Sector Zar-Niomofor
Nah-veer-5 (unstable star)
Moon of Tragoch, has galra sentry manufacturing base
Kraydah’s moon - Rebel base
Zones
Zone Everall 71
Zones Rebulon 4-69 (Naxzela is in one of these zones)
Patrulian Zone - the space equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle and Davy Jone’s Locker. Oriande is in this zone.
Phrases
Stick out like a choferiaks nose
blown straight to Wozblay
faster than an angry klanmüirl
Jump like a spritely clovenheifer
mad as a wet chüper
linked at the ears like a pack of yalmor
crack a squizzle on the balmera (I.E. break a leg)
puffed up like a Trufalian meringue
hold your gazurgas (I.E. hold your horses)
and I’m the phloban of Gargalaz (I.E. I’m the king of France)
what, in the name of King Groggery the infirm, is going on?
a day late and a fertonium short
from her to Vlexlar
hello bii-bohs and boh-biis
what the ruggle is that?
Wait a tick
I never thought I’d see the quiznacking quintant
I’m afraid someones been ruggling your wimble
Creatures
Weblum - a giant space worm that eats dead planets, re-purposing the material into “the building blocks of new solar systems”. They produce the scaultrite mineral, used for Altean Teludav lenses.
Duflax - an Altean creature with a beak and webbed feet
Xznly Squiwl - An Altean creature with a white body and 4 limbs
Swathian Meerakeet - giant lizard-armadillo that is attracted to lights
Zarbloovian intestinal eel - one lives in Coran’s stomach
Random
Nunvill - a purple beverage that purportedly tastes like hotdog water and feet. Other commentary includes “the nectar of the gods”, “makes a wonderful hair tonic”, and “settles the stomach and brightens your smile”
Quiznak - a swear word, similar in use to Fuck, crap, or hell (ie: “Oh quiznak” or “What the quiznak”)
Quintessence - a type of energy. Context from the world indicates that it is likely some form of Life/spirit energy [EDIT] It’s a real word! According to dictionary.com : noun1.the pure and concentrated essence of a substance.2.the most perfect embodiment of something.3.(in ancient and medieval philosophy) the fifth essence or element,ether, supposed to be the constituent matter of the heavenly bodies,the others being air, fire, earth, and water. Thanks @nickelpenn for the info!
Sloven-de-hoe - literally the altean word for “gone”
bogwaggle cape - a type of cape that Coran claims he trained to sing his theme song when he walked in a room
Skort pantaloons - a breathable trouser worn by the Tando people. Worn by the aliens who rescued Matt.
Guns of Gamara - a resistance group in the alternate reality.
Fluuto beans - “…No more beans for Hunk” - Lance
Conscious-neezy mind enhancers - pills containing parasitic worms (never bargain with shady Unilu running illegal enhancement shops out of their wheelchairs)
Technology
Sincline ships - Lotor’s trans-reality ships. A nod to Lotor’s original GoLion name
Zaiforge Cannons - Very powerful Galra cannons. Commandeered by the rebels and the Blades of Marmora
Hoktril - a device from the alternate reality that is embedded in the back of the subjects head, eliminating their “will”. Basically turns them into mind controlled puppets.
Klygarg - a computer used to record logs. Used by Vakala and his partner
Gendocam - unknown technology. Pidge and Hunk were arguing over how to optimize it.
Vlexagane - unknown technology. Pidge and Hunk were arguing over how to optimize it.
Cryopod, cryo replenishers, and sleep pods have all been used to describe the same unit
Galra History and Culture
Kral Zera - both the torch like monument and the name of the coronation ceremony
The Archivist - in one in charge of the Kral Zera ceremony
Feyiv, one of the first planets they conquered, is considered their sacred land
Zaipirium Siege - an even in Galra history. The underwater Galra base from this period is implied to be very old.
The first emperor of the Galra was named Brodar.
Altean History and Culture
The color pink is used to honor fallen warriors
The land of Oriande is the origin of Altean alchemy, but widely believed to be a folktale. It is located in the Patrulian Zone
Compass stone - a tool used to get to the magical realm of Oriande
The Sages of Oriande - aslo known as the Life Givers. They were the 1st Altean’s to unlock the secrets of Oriande, leading to the creation of Altean Alchemy
The Mark of the Chosen - The glowing of the Altean facial markings. Some Alteans are more magical than others.
“The wise stand back from the fire, fools are burned on the pyre, the mystic becomes one with the flame, the embers and he are the same” - Poem by an Altean Alchemist describing the entry to Oriande
Altean’s can’t get brain freeze
Other useful info
The paladins left earth on a monday (S1E2)
The swords the blades of Mamora use are made of Luxite, which is rare
Coran accompanied his Grandfather while the castle of lions was being built, potentially putting his age in the 600s (not counting the 10k year cryo-sleep)
He/him pronouns are used for Pidge until S1E6, and She/her pronouns from S1E6 onwards
Coran’s full name is Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe
Haggar’s altean name is Honerva. Her official title is High Priestess
The mice are Platt (largest), Chulatt (blue fur/eyes), Plachu (Blue fur, red eyes), and Chuchule (pink fur)
The Holt family dog was originally named Gunther, later changed to Bae Bae (in honor of the studio’s late pet)
The dates on Matt’s tombstone are 0010-05-25 to 0014-04-28. This format may be the correct date format, as Pidge didn’t realize anything was off until she realized Matt’s b-day was wrong
Allura didn’t seem to know that Lotor was half Altean. Coupled with the memory scene with Haggar, it is implied that Lotor was born sometime after Haggar and Zarkon became corrupted. He is likely younger than Allura.
Birthdays
Hunk - January 13th
Shiro - Febuary 29th (leap day)
Pidge - April 3rd
Lance - July 28th
Keith - October 23rd
Original Paladins
Black - Zarkon of Daibazaal
Yellow - Gyrga from Rygnirath
Green - Trigel of the Dalterion Belt
Blue - Blaytz from Nalquod
Red - Alfor of Altea
Lotor’s generals
Zethrid - big, with the fluffy ears
Narti - the blind lizard woman
Ezor - the bubbly, giggly one
Acxa - Weblum galra (spelling confirmed on official voltron page)
Kova - the space cat, assuming the one with Narti is the same as the one Haggar used to have
Rebel Commanders
Ozar - The blue guy who talks with Pidge
Te-osh (deceased) - rescued Matt
Olia - star fox
Galra squadrons (all hunting Lotor btw)
Squadron Erto
Fighter squadrons Djalg 14 & 15
Commanders in the Galra Succession War
Bodyguard AU idea
So I have read so many bodyguard au ’s where Lance is the crown prince or Allura’s brother second in line and he gets Keith as a bodyguard and they fall in love but what if Lance was the youngest son from a big family with plenty of older siblings in line for the throne ahead of him and his eldest brother has an arranged political marriage arranged to another kingdoms princess Lance is seen as the care free goofball of a Seventh Prince no arranged marriage no royal duties as serious or pressing as his older siblings have. All he has to do is behave and look nice and either keep his mouth shut or be polite and do as he is told. Keith was trained by Thace the caption of the guard and was the top of his class trained to serve the royal family as a bodyguard his friend and mentor Shiro serves the kind already as a bodyguard and now it’s Keith’s turn. But the King doesn’t assign him to the crown prince as he had thought he would or the eldest princess or any of the older princes or princesses no he is assigned to be the bodyguard of the youngest prince, Prince Lance. Keith is resentful of this feeling like they are underestimating him and his abilities. At first he believes everything that is said about the youngest prince till he finds him hanging out in the kitchen with the newest royal chef, Hunk and the newest scientific inventor and astronomer in the castle, Katie or Pidge as she goes by. Lance was the one to help get them their positions in the castle introducing them to the right people and convincing them to be given a chance to show what they are capable of. Lance made friends with people easily and was well liked by lower staff who he treated as equals. Lance often snuck out of the castle and got to know the people of the kingdom. He knew best of the problems they suffered from their point of view and found ways for those problems to be brought up to his father without his father knowing it was him. He made friends with the people of his kingdom people of all classes. Keith sees this and realizes that Lance is more of a Prince to his people then his older siblings are. Keith slowly stops resenting his positions beside the prince and begins to fall in love with him.
ATTENTION COSPLAYERS:
I would like to make the paint brand “Angelus” known. It is a special paint that is for leather, faux leather, rubber, and similar surfaces.
This is literally the best paint you can buy if you love a pair of shoes, but they aren’t in the right color for your character.
This stuff coats VERY well AND the coats of paint bend with your shoes. This means no cracking!!
In the photos above I took black rain boots and painted them with Angelus Turquoise. As you can see, they don’t look black any more! It’s so good!
I managed to paint two boots with a little one ounce bottle of the paint, and I still have a third of the bottle left over!
The paint dries very fast, so you can put layer on top of layer on top of layer without it streaking.
You can get the paint on Amazon and it comes in every color!
I just really wanted to make this known!! :D This stuff is amazing!
https://angelusdirect.com/collections/paint
Don’t buy Angelus pain’t on Amazon, it’s like $6.99 an ounce. Buy it direct from their online store the poster above linked, the single ounce bottles are $2.95 there. Also, a little goes a long way, unless you have something HUGE to paint, you can probably do it with a small bottle. I barely dented the one I got doing all the black on this;
Things I wish I had known last year.
This is going to come in extremely handy!
Life hack
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.
This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.
Home is Where the Heart is
Rating: G Pairings: Gen ; Kolivan&Lotor, Keith&Lotor Tags: Dads of Marmora, BoM Raised Lotor Summary: Lotor didn’t know where his caretakers had gone, nor did he know why they hadn’t tried to find him. All he knew was that he was alone on this ship, hiding in the shadows of crates as the emergency lights blink on and off. And then, he gets found by someone who is very surprised to find a cub hiding away in a storage closet. Word Count: 5722 Verse: BoM Raised Lotor AU
This is my gift for @nyucean for the @lotorspringexchange!! You said you wanted BoM Lotor and Lotor getting hugs, so I tried to do both :3
When the alarm had first sounded, Lotor had hidden himself immediately, squeezing into the smallest place he could find amongst the boxes and crates. He hadn’t known what was going on, or what had caused the alarms to go off. By the time the alarms had stopped, nobody had found him. Were they even looking for him?
Red light pulsed on and off every other tick or so—on and off, on and off—casting shadows around the storage room. Otherwise, it was as dimly lit as it had been when Lotor had originally come in here to escape his caretakers for a couple of doboshes. Lotor tried to stay calm, even as tears pricked in the corners of his eyes and a choked sob threatened to leave him. He wanted to go home, even if he wasn’t entirely sure where home was.
He didn’t know how long he had been hiding, or how long the alarms had been going off for before they had abruptly quieted. However, he couldn’t hear anyone outside the storage room anymore. Normally, when he was hiding, he could at least hear the sound of metallic boots hitting the floor as sentries made their rounds, or the faint, telltale whisper of fabric that indicated his caretakers had found his hiding spot. No more than a tick after he heard the sound, one of them would always materialize in front of him in a puff of black smoke. But now, the only sounds he heard were the low, creaking groan of the ship’s hull and his own soft breathing.
When the door to the room did open, Lotor let out a high-pitched squeak in surprise, ducking back into his hiding place.
“Hello?”
At the sound of the voice, Lotor froze in place, feeling his heart leap into his throat. The voice was augmented, metallic sounding—almost like the voices of Lotor’s caretakers, only higher pitched. While Lotor didn’t think this new voice belong to one of them, it certainly didn’t belong to a sentry. Soldiers were rare on this ship, though, and Lotor couldn’t remember seeing one recently, so who…?
“Is anyone here?” the voice asked again.
Read on Ao3
*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*
Ooh! I just saw the perfect thing for this!
Immunity dog! None of you are doomed to lose something.
(I first saw him here, who knows where the original photos came from….)
Reblogging for immunity dog who is adorbs