Bessie17

mostly just here for DHr

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[mjpens]

Mohabbot red string theory

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[mjpens]

Happy Mohabbot Monday :)

[depsidase]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[madamebaggio]

Notes: I love this gif, because it looks like they're sharing a look and agreeing that Samira is the cutest thing ever.

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Walsh: How’s the girlfriend?

Abbot (confused): I don’t… What girlfriend?

Walsh: The cute one. The one that is slow.

Abbot (frowning): Slow? Are you talking about Dr. Mohan? Don’t call her slow!

Walsh (rolls her eyes): Right.

Abbot (clears his throat): And she is not… We aren’t…

Walsh: …

Abbot: We aren’t dating.

Walsh (scoffs): Right…

Abbot: I’m serious.

Walsh: Wait. You’re not?

Abbot (flustered): No!

Walsh: Then… Why the hell were you peacocking like that in front of her?

Abbot: I was not!

Walsh (making a terrible impression of Abbot): Your fancy pants machine.

Abbot: That was not what I…

Walsh: You were puffing out your chest so much I was sure you two were fucking.

Abbot (very pissed):

Walsh: Woooo… Look who’s angry.

Abbot: Get the fuck out, Walsh.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[infina-pine]

Love katara so much she has always been a favorite of mine

[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[tanely]

I feel like on Jack’s days off he’s messaging Shen like “did you do the chant? It’s important for the team”

Shen is like “yes Jack, I did the chant,” and then he has to turn to everyone like “PLEASE say we did the chant, the old man will be so upset with me. Night crawlers Whoo!”

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[shadow-schemer]

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3