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UPDATED SHIPS’ LIST!

After centuries promising this, I’ve finally updated and organized my ships’ list!

That… Was harder than I thought it’d be… lol

Anyway… I’ve decided to do it in a way that might make it easier to go around it. Let me know if it worked.

All of them will be origanized by alphabetical order, however I separated my favorite ladies from the main groups, because they do appear a lot. (A LOT)

#madame baggio #gifs not mine #ships #shipping list #that's ridiculously long #I should be as #but also #looking for new ships #why am i like this

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SHAWN HATOSY as TITUS DANFORTH in “Ready or Not 2: Here I Come” (prev 🔪)

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Sighing because I’m apparently whatever sexuality this falls under

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READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) dir. Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

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Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) dir. Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

I've finally watched "Ready or Not 2".

Yes, Samara Weaving is still amazing.

Yes, Shawn Hatosy is absolutely hot and evil.

But I don't think we're giving Daniel Beirne enough credit. He was an absolute delight as cousin Kip, with his robe and his emotional-support drink.

A true icon.

#madame baggio #ready or not 2: here i come

Notes: At this point... Why not?

You can also find it on my AO3.

***

One could say that Emma had been baptized by fire in the ER. She’d been attacked on her first shift and it’d been terrifying.

Emma didn’t let that scare her because she was made of sterner stuff than that, but it had been frightening.

Unfortunately - for all health care workers - it wasn’t that rare for such things to happen. It wasn’t always as violent as what happened to her, but the ER was a pressure pot, and it occasionally exploded.

That day was such a day.

#madame baggio #gifs not mine #the pitt #emma nolan #brendon park #brendon the shark park #park x emma

Right, so…

I don’t know if this counts as spoilers for the “Off Campus” series so proceed with caution.

#madame baggio #off campus #rant over

Well…

Just watched the first episode of “Off Campus” and I hated it.

So… Yeah.

#madame baggio #off campus

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“THEY GOT SHAWN HATOSY WHIMPERING AND MOANING ON THE QUINN APP!!!”

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i was thinking this morning about how i categorize fanfic authors that i enjoy like AKC breeds and decided to share my rubric with you:

the specialist: this author has a favorite kink or trope and has written 80% of the content in that tag. you know exactly what you’re getting. they have A Brand™️. no matter what other traits they display, dedicated rare pair authors belong here.

the chocolate box: essentially the exact opposite. this author will try anything once. they have 80+ works in the fandom with no discernible pattern. the shortest one is 268 words and the longest is well over 100k. this breed of author may or may not be related to:

the renaissance fan: they’ve written three things in your fandom: your favorite fic, your notp, and a bizarre crossover with a show you’ve never heard of. you hit “expand fandoms list” on their author page and have to scroll down twice to reach the bottom. whenever you curse the fact that you can’t legally commission fic writers, this is the author you’re thinking about.

the horn dog: they’re here for one thing and one thing only. if someone’s dick is not in another character’s mouth within 500 words, they apologize for it in the author’s notes. they have one (1) g-rated fic.

the rookie: this writer is usually young, new to fandom, or just got a beta-reader for the first time. their fics are a little all over the place, quality-wise, but you’re excited whenever their name pops up because their unique voice gets stronger every time. you feel a personal investment in their development, like you’re an old man reading the local high school sports page and saying “this kid’s the one to watch.”

the live streamer: the most prolific author in the fandom. their works are all over the front page when you sort by kudos. you have no idea how they generate this much work, and have seriously wondered if they have access to an extra-dimensional time portal. their stories are usually un-beta’d and the characterization varies wildly, but their best works are inspired and you’ve read them 30 times.

the cryptid: this one comes out of nowhere every two years, drops the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and disappears. fifteen months after you left a three paragraph comment about how they changed your life, you get a message in your inbox that just says “thanks.”

the novelist: we talk about “filing off the serial numbers” when someone reworks their most popular story to pitch it as an original novel; this author somehow does the reverse. their fics are excellent, usually long-reaching multi-chapter AUs that have almost nothing to do with the on-screen characters except their names. i’d like to extend my personal thanks to this breed of author because it’s the closest i get to reading an actual book.

the reunion tour: this author wrote some of the most popular works in the fandom, but either moved on to k-pop or burned out when canon took a turn for the worse. they put out one new thing a year, often an old draft that’s been haunting them from under the floorboards. their last six author’s notes all say they never thought they’d write this pairing again and “this will probably be the last time.”

who did i miss?

madamebaggio

I’m trying to figure out who I am in this, but I think it’s the type of thing you don’t choose for yourself 🤣🤣

#madame baggio

1998's "The Faculty" has always been one of my favorite movies. It's fun and a great watch, and it has such a stacked cast!

It's so cool to see it and find so many random people in it. Salma Hayek is in that movie!

But... Recently I watched "The Pitt" and became infatuated with Dr. Abbot and that's how I met our daddy, Shawn Hatosy. And when I checked his filmography what's in there? The Faculty!

AND LOOK AT THIS BABY!!!!

I obviously remember his character but now I also know him. What a life.

#madame baggio #shawn hatosy #the faculty

Park (coming literally out of nowhere): Nurse Emma.

Emma (holding in a screech, heart trying to get out of her chest): Dr. Park. I didn’t see you there.

Park (flat look): Obviously.

Emma: …

Park: …

Emma (clears her throat): Can I help you?

Park (eyes her up and down - real slow): Not at this time.

Emma: Oh. Okay… (confused) Are you… Having a good day?

Park: It’s getting there.

#madame baggio #crackship #gifs not mine #snippet #the pitt #emma nolan #brendon park #park the shark #park x emma

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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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And its ability to open secret doors

THE LOST HEIRESS

Updated on my AO3.

Go enjoy it!

#madame baggio #crackship #crossover #gifs not mine #crossover pairings #au #kingsman #the chronicles of narnia #susan pevensie #merlin #harry hart #eggsy unwin

Notes: One of my most obscure ships, just because I'm watching the new season and I love this boy.

***

“Do you like the sea?”

Anne turned to Luffy and smiled. “So much more than I believed I would.”

“Yeah… It calls to us, doesn’t it?”

“It does.” Her eyes found the endless blue again.

They sat in silence for a bit, before she turned back to him. “Thank you, Luffy. For bringing me.”

“You wanted to come.” He said as if that solved everything and it was obvious she got to come just because of that.

“So many people told me I couldn’t.”

“I get it.” His smile was pure light. “Like people don’t believe when I say I’ll be the king of pirates. But we know what’s in our hearts.”

“We do.”

#madame baggio #crackship #crossover #gifs not mine #crossover pairings #snippet #au #anne with an e #one piece #netflix one piece #monkey d. luffy #anne shirley #anne shirly cuthbert #luffy x anne #anne x luffy

Notes: Hurt and comfort because I am hurt and I need comfort. So... Yeah.

Anyway, quick one shot for my favorite ship on "The Pitt". Also on my AO3.

***

When Samira first started working at PTMC she didn’t know what to expect exactly. Beside the obvious, of course. She knew the ED would be a lot of work, of pressure and challenges.

Yes, she also expected the frustration, the exhaustion and the losses.

Nothing was like experiencing it, though. She believed she was prepared for all of it, but she found out she wasn’t. Not because she wasn’t smart or confident or prepared, but she found out - quite soon - that nothing can quite prepare a person for the ED.

So much happens, so many people pass through, so many don’t come out the other side.

#madame baggio #crackship #gifs not mine #one shot #the pitt #jack abbot #samira mohan #jack x samira #mohabbot #i'm not getting over this

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