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@poorunfortunatesubjects:

“My DATA BANKS are telling me that that is NOT entirely true.”

                “ My data banks are telling me that it IS entirely accurate, and that y o u r data banks would loose against mine in a fist fight. ”

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[kashimalin]

Cinnamon Roll Squad of Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical

[parakeet]

[madeline-kahn]

Luke Evans as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (2017) dir. Bill Condon

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advcnturebcrn:

        Breathe in, breath out. “Since you’re so smart, why don’t you figure something out? Honestly, it doesn’t exactly seem like rocket science.”

        “Rocket science surprisingly only requires minimal brain function, what’s actually DIFFICULT is musical theory.”  The ‘fact’ is rattled off in a soft voice, most of the time he couldn’t help it, it was ingrained into his programing. “We could uh- try pushing this over, then we can stand on it to reach the gun.”

[citrusandcombustion]

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a hundred more random starters [2/??]

❝ women endure what men cannot bear. ❞

❝ ‘tis my crown & I will fight for it. ❞

❝ how long? how long have you been planning this? ❞

❝ you betrayed me! betrayed US! how could you? ❞

❝ we’ve lost control of [name/pronoun]. ❞

❝ [name/pronoun] sees the forests, but not the trees. ❞

❝ the gods & kings of old have deemed you unworthy. ❞

❝ what will you do, now that you know the truth? ❞

❝ take your shirt off. ❞

❝ can’t decide if I want to fuck you in bed, or if the wall is a better option. ❞

❝ I will not lose. ❞

❝ people are using condoms to apply makeup. why? ❞

❝ well, they certainly know how to put lipstick on a pig. ❞

❝ remember the promises we made to each other. ❞

❝ spring will always arrive. ❞

❝ you look beautiful in the moonlight. ❞

❝ I hope you can understand my heart. ❞

❝ people do stupid things in the name of love. ❞

❝ if anything should happen to his/her majesty, I should think you’d look to me to secure your future. ❞

❝ if you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❞

❝ have you ever regretted what we did? ❞

❝ yes, I’ve imagined fucking you. ❞

❝ when did you lose your virginity? ❞

❝ was he/she any good? ❞

❝ let me cum! ❞

❝ i’m going to hell, want to join me? ❞

❝ we fought. it’s over. i won. ❞

❝ stop, you’re only making a fool of yourself. ❞

❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞

❝ we can’t trust them! ❞

❝ be careful with your words. ❞

❝ they’ll hear us! ❞

❝ what if I want them to hear you screaming my name with pleasure? ❞

❝ hey! I’m romantic! sometimes. ❞

❝ the world will change & my era will begin. ❞

❝ you have to resist. ❞

❝ so is this how you take control of your life? ❞

❝ don’t let the bastards grind you down. ❞

❝ you’re a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ he who has no bread, has no authority. ❞

❝ there is little gain from further conflict. ❞

❝ I do not fear death. what I fear is doing nothing & losing everything. ❞

❝ my love for you has only grown. ❞

❝ I can’t imagine my future without you. ❞

❝ the tides will turn in our favor. ❞

❝ I will do everything in my power to protect you & our child. ❞

❝ how can you protect me from the monsters inside me? ❞

❝ you must cry for me, for I have no more tears. ❞

❝ know that I will be with you, always. ❞

❝ my winter will end & yours will begin. ❞

❝ god has no business controlling what I do with my body. ❞

❝ if this is what you want, then fine do it! but know that I will never forgive you. ❞

❝ if you love me, why did you leave? ❞

❝ pregnancy sex is one of the best kinds of sex. ❞

❝ you know, maybe you should take it easy. ❞

❝ a little fresh air isn’t going to kill me. ❞

❝ it would mean the world to me. ❞

❝ you are my soulmate. ❞

❝ I’m not wearing any underwear. ❞

❝ you’re so cute when you’re horny. ❞

❝ fine! I’m jealous! ❞

❝ you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. ❞

❝ I hate it when you leave. ❞

❝ we miss you. ❞

❝ our child hasn’t been sleeping well since you went off to war. ❞

❝ you light up whenever you look at them. ❞

❝ I hate fighting with you, especially over something as silly as this! ❞

❝ I’m suffocating here! ❞

❝ for once in your life, accept responsibility! ❞

❝ it’s your fault they’re dead. ❞

❝ too many people lack the gift of knowing when to fuck off. ❞

❝ humbling, isn’t it? to become the very thing you mocked. ❞

❝ with you, I feel like I’m home. ❞

❝ the best thing you can do for yourself right now is beg for forgiveness. ❞

❝ I only have a little neck. ❞

❝ [name/pronoun]’s head seems to have grown bigger. ❞

❝ I am madly in love with you. ❞

❝ it takes a lot to get me angry. ❞

❝ I can’t even look at you right now! ❞

❝ why can’t I stop crying? ❞

❝ there’s a hole in my chest & I don’t know if it will ever heal. ❞

❝ even now, whenever I’m with you, I can’t help but fall in love with you again. ❞

❝ a sweet for my sweet? ❞

❝ it’s not the first time this has happened. ❞

❝ this world is far too cruel to girls. ❞

❝ a daughter is a blessing. ❞

❝ I’m sore. ❞

❝ is there such a thing as too much sex? ❞

❝ there’s nothing more beautiful than seeing you stand there in the moonlight. ❞

❝ everything I’ve done, it’s for you, for us! ❞

❝ this is too risky! we might get caught. ❞

❝ you can’t be prepared for everything. ❞

❝ you have to trust me & in me. ❞

❝ I trust you more than anyone else. ❞

❝ what if something happens to you because of something I did? ❞

❝ please, just tell me what’s wrong. ❞

❝ I just don’t want you getting hurt. ❞

❝ love is not something that can be taught. ❞

❝ come back to bed. ❞

❝ as long as we stand together, nothing can stop us. ❞

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h olys hit? I just played the Stanley Parable and I did the thing were you unplug the phone. I’m shook.

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Tagged by: @iwheatley Rules: you have to tag 10 of your followers that you want to know better. MUSE ;;

Nickname: Felix (Fact Sphere) Zodiac sign: Virgo Gender: Male Favorite color: blue Average hours of sleep: 0 Last thing you googled: ‘wingspan of a European Swallow’ Height: 6′3′

MUN ;;

Nickname: Si (Simon) Gender: Male Favorite color: Pink. Average hours of sleep: anywhere from 2hr-10hr tf is consistantcy? Last thing you googled: where is outback stake house Current number of followers: 24~  Height: 5′1″

Tagging: You :D

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thickcrskiin:

      The sudden change in eye color didn’t seem normal, or at least, to her, it didn’t. But what did she really know? Clearly not that much at this point, if she was honest with herself. Dark eyes widened in slight alarm at the mention of a gun, but she did follow with a hesitant nod ( not that she really had any other choice at the time ). God, what had she just walked into?

        The android gave a small nod, turning to head through a set of big mechanical doors, simply expecting that she would trail behind him. “Your clothes SHOULD fit. I scanned your measurements and sent them into the system when I saw you.” He turned into a room that had a neat clean orange jumpsuit folded and sitting on a chair with a pair of long fall boots and a portal gun. “If anything is ill fitting tell me and I’ll send a request for a different size.”

[pouahhh]

I had to live through the entire twentieth century waiting for a version of you that would coincide with me.

[embrs]

[enigmatic-rain]

Wheatley nicknames

- disappointing calculator - that stupid spinny circle that shows up near your cursor when your computer is loading - the devil - the three stooges if they were merged into one person and shoved forcefully into an orb - hweatley - bloody GIR - stop staring at me with that big ol eye - naughty globe - whats 2+2 - pip pip cheerio - deedee get out of my laboratory

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Rick:

     “You don’t say. Well, it’s about time you start taking your OWN advice, huh? SHUT IT.”

        “I can’t HELP it I wasn’t designed with a M U T E function.” He huffed, hands being shoved into his pockets as he trailed behind Rick.

@advcnturebcrn

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[fannyann-deactivated20210216]

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining