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Noah Centineo in Swiped (2018)
ohsoplainjane:
I love living with my dad, but there are times when I don’t know how I could survive without being around my mother. The Hayward House rules still apply and she certainly hovers a bit more than my dad but nothing beats spending quality woman time together. I think it’s safe to say I’m already loving Summer vacation. That being said, she’s busier with her work than I expected so now I’m kind of just spending my free time waiting for her to have free time. Anyway, if anyone has any plans, I’d love to hear about them.
Tell your mom that I’m down to spend some quality “woman time” with her too.
You coming to the beach? It’s gonna be a rad time, you know. If you don’t come, you’re gonna be publicly shamed.
tojakewithlove:
Don’t get me wrong, ice cream is awesome. And working at a place where I get to eat nothing but ice cream all day is awesome, too. The only thing that sucks is having to sing these garbage jingles every time someone orders more than a single scoop. Seriously, it’s embarrassing. Don’t even get me started on when someone orders nuts or sprinkles.
Now that is worth coming into that place for. It’s hard to get motivated to go sit in a room with a bunch of church moms and their 10 children, but to see you sing jingles? That’s worth a $6.00 ice cream.
Sing me a nut song, Jake.
TEXT ✉️ PLAINE
BLAINE: Thought about it. Until you all lost Regionals.
BLAINE: It's high school, not jail, Puck. But I appreciate the sentiments of loyalty. I'm not one to partake usually but perhaps I'll take you up on the offer sometime soon. Could be a good way to relax. Especially if we do it up at The Ridge beneath the stars.
BLAINE: How cliche. If you tried to toss me in a dumpster you'd get your teeth knocked out, man. We've boxed together. You've seen my form. Did I really come off as an annoying weirdo before you got to know me? I didn't realize that was the energy I put out into the universe.
BLAINE: That's quite the fantasy. I mean, I've given some thought to going out for the Cheerios but I doubt Sue would have me in a skirt. The pants hug in all the right places if that's any consolation.
BLAINE: Who keeps their eyes open during a kiss?
PUCK: no offense man but u ain't exactly winnin right now either, ya feel
PUCK: Ya, i know. i dont think u'd make it in jail, pretty boy. u actually gonna smoke w/ me some day? i'll make sure to write the date down
PUCK [UNSENT]: sounds like a date to me
PUCK: trust me, i know. i thot it was pretty cool 2 find out u box tho. explains why u got that butt. that ain't a lacrosse booty. but yea, u did come off as some loud mouthed theatre kid like berry n hummel, but... ur pretty cool now as the party guy who can hold his weight in vodka and breaks the rules sometimes. a LOT cooler thn berry or hummel
PUCK: well i'd keep my streak of foolin round with every cheerio so far. cept hummel. not gonna happen.
PUCK: ppl who wanna see what u look like
TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN
BREE: I'm free, pls have enough petrol in your car this time even though I love using my seduction powers to get free stuff.
BREE: we have loads of time for nudity, we've got a long summer.
BREE: nope but you can /feel through/, if you ask nicely.
PUCK: i live on the edge. if im gonna run outta gas, i'll run outta gas and show off these guns by pushin us to the nearest gas station
PUCK: i'm gonna graduate next yr. then wat? who will u get to mess around w/ u on the regs?
PUCK: that sounds like a damn good deal. dont gotta buy u nothin huh?
bestbreexo:
Hope you know you’re in for a very boring time if your partner isn’t me.
By the way, gonna stress the ‘friends’ part of our ‘friends with benefits’ and say I got you a nice card and some chocolate for you know, the whole being a daddy thing.
We both know that’s a bad idea, Jackson.
You...did? Why?
TEXT ✉️ PLAINE
BLAINE: I know, but it makes more sense to play unbothered in order to save face. Right? I have to appear unshaken otherwise I will have truly lost every ounce of status I worked so hard to gain.
BLAINE: Interesting how you actually subscribe to the "snitches get stitches" philosophy. You see a lot of backstabbing to get ahead in the circle my family runs in. Colleagues will rat each other out if it means one gets a promotion over the other.
BLAINE: Did you ever think we'd end up here? Being friends and stuff?
BLAINE: We definitely rock n roll. Don't you think? Never get rid of the nipple ring btw. Super fun to play with.
BLAINE: You must have night vision considering we made out in a closet.
PUCK: I guess man. or you could just take a shot and say fuck em all. pretty much where I’m at. since that day I got slushied 4 joining glee club, I’ve been rethinking this whole “gotta be popular thing”. People r dickheads. u ever think about joining?
PUCK: im not ready to get shanked or sumthin coz I didn’t keep my mouth shut. besides, u were pretty cool about not telling ny1 I was stealing pot from brett’s Locker anyway. i still have some if u wanna share. he gets that expensive shit.
PUCK: no. thought I probably would have thrown you in a dumpster or something by now tbh. but after that dinner party thing, I realized u weren’t really that annoying ass weirdo president guy u pretend 2 be.
[...]
PUCK: glad we’re like...good tho. I like talkin 2 u. N chillin w u.
PUCK: people seem 2 dig it. i think it looks pretty badass. glad u like it 2 tho. U ever thought about wearing a skirt? much easier to grope through than chinos
PUCK: there was light coming under the door asshole. not my fault u kept your eyes closed
THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [4/7 characters] Jason Mendoza. ↳ “I’m just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel… who’s only now realizing why that didn’t work!”
TEXT ✉️ PLAINE
BLAINE: I'm no better than either of them by talking to you like that just because I'm feeling mopey. I have to deal with the consequences of my actions in healthier ways than lashing out at one of the few people who has had my back through all of this.
BLAINE: You weren't going to rat me out and then Rachel caught both of us that night. You were going to keep my secret. Why?
BLAINE: Don't be stupid. Nothing about whatever the heck we're doing is one-sided, Puck. Besides, if anyone should be nervous about this changing on a dime it's me.
BLAINE: What makes you so sure I like the tugging?
PUCK: ok I mean cool, like thnx n shit, but like, it’s not that serious man. we all go through some shit sumtimes. u deserve to be pissed 2. you can’t be happy all the time. ur still cool. u got my back n I got urs
PUCK: bc I ain’t no snitch.
[PAUSE]
PUCK: n I like u I guess. idk.
PUCK: just bc u like my nipple ring don’t mean u gotta look 4word 2 seeing me anderson. ive had enuff hookups to kno it don’t always rock n roll
PUCK: bc I saw ur face when I did it at ur party. can’t trick my radar
SELF-PARA // BONES
WHO: Puck, Grams, Pistachio (the cat) WHEN: Saturday, May 25th, 2019 WHERE: Puck’s place NOTES/WARNINGS: I mean......the usual Noah Puckerman angst. Pretty dialogue heavy, be warned. MENTIONS: @bowtiedblaine, @halfsuperman, @snixual, @rxderslynn, mama puckerman + sarah puckerman
TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN
BREE: when is it again ? I gotta check my schedule but I deffo want to.
BREE: idk, what's a beach trip without you removing your shirt and flexing?
BREE: I got a new bikini and everything.
PUCK: 6/01 baby. you could always cruise in my car if u need a ride.
PUCK: not a fuckin good 1, i think. should have splurged 4 one of them n00d beaches
PUCK: is it see through?
TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN
PUCK: yo, ur comin 2 outer banks, rite?
PUCK: wats a beach trip if i can't see you 90% naked?
bigdkarofsky:
….No. I’m not into that.
You had me at the skinny dip. I mean none of us really care about him. We all call him The Dick behind his back. He’s still a legend though. I guess that’s cool. Didn’t know our ex-president was giving you English lessons in his spare time. I guess he probably has a lot of it now.
How would you know? You ain’t tried it. Dude, I’m gonna expose you to some nice shit. When you free?
What exactly makes him a legend? That pornstache or the chewing tobacco? C’mon man, he ain’t that bad. He’s a pretty chill dude when you get passed all the big ass words and theatre talk. Gotta be better than the douchebags you’re always walkin’ around with.