Psych — Season 2 {Sentence Starters}
“Do something. I dare you!”
“Stop trying to figure it out!“
“Nose hair trimmer. Invest.“
“I don’t think anybody’s here.“
“The sign says ‘Do not touch’.”
“The extra T is for extra talent.“
“Don’t be a giant snapping turtle.“
“I like to call it ‘very close talking’.“
“Well, that’s a stupid house to rob.“
“Yes, you weren’t surprised enough.“
“I’m gonna crack her like a bad back!“
“Doodles are the windows to the soul.”
“Where’d you get that suit, the toilet store?”
“Does anyone live up to your expectations?“
“You picked today to ask him that question?“
“This car makes me want to weep and then die.“
“That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?”
“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?“
“That doesn’t make any sense. None whatsoever.“
“I don’t need you and your misplaced prepositions!“
“She is an enigma wrapped in a little blonde riddle.“
“You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.”
“First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.”
“There’s a better than decent chance this goes poorly.“
“Your horoscopes suck. Yours are all way too specific.”
“The bruises didn’t go away for a year, but totally worth it.“
“We went almost three hours without having an argument.“
“If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.“
“A little girl outside just started crying when she saw this shirt.“
“I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.“
“It’s like a genocide of color… somewhere, a rainbow is weeping.“
“Don’t be an idiot. I’m not one of your fans. I barely even like you.“
“I think your shirt and his shirt should get together and go bowling.“
“No, I’m not mad. I’m happy. I’m thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.“
“You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time.”
“Well, I did go to cheerleader camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.“
“Do not get up there and start winging it! That’s not how we operate.“
“Okay, don’t take this the wrong way, but… I think it lacks some passion.“
“Admit it, you’re a little turned on by the whole bounty hunter thing, aren’t you?“
“Don’t you dare learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!”
“Can you even remember what it felt like to be able to move the muscles in your face?“
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive a stick?“
“You treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.“
“What, you have something? The point of those examples was to imply it wouldn’t be so obvious.”
“I’ve been worried about you since you turned three and started eating your own toenails.“
“Maybe we should get the robber’s phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.“
“Yeah, it’s a long story. Suffice to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.”
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