@stennnn06
The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.
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How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech
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@stennnn06
The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech
new love langauges dropped (i saw it all in a dream)
• boobs
• eating together
• theft
• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world
• salvation through your lover's touch
• going through grief together
• blood
People in the sparrow academy universe: boy i love our superheroes
The Umbrella Academy: which superheroes??
People: cube :)
The Umbrella Academy:
Shameless flirting on the bridge
before spock left for starfleet, amanda gave him a sweater because he was probably gonna get cold (him being vulcan + that thing that good moms do, making sure you wear a sweater when you go out) and spock has completely refused to wear it (gay and petty) but one day when jim was really sick and cold, spock let him “borrow” it (jim didn’t give it back) and it became a comfort object for jim so now he wears it whenever he’s sick/sad/whatever.
so in journey to babel after spock recovers from the medicine and giving blood but jim and sarek are still recovering in sickbay, spock secretly brings jim the sweater, who immediately puts it on and cuddles up in it.
and the next day sarek sees jim in it but doesn’t think anything of it. because humans always wear sweaters. but when amanda comes in to sickbay to see sarek, she sees jim. and she KNOWS that’s the sweater she gave spock. so HER immediate conclusion is that spock and jim are dating. and she talks to spock about it.
and spock thinks that amanda thinks that spock giving the sweater away was rude so he’s trying to apologize for giving the sweater to jim. and amanda thinks that spock is apologizing for not telling her about him and jim dating.
THE PROPRIETOR OF MY LOCAL ANTIQUE MALL IS THREATENING MASKLESS PEOPLE WITH A BASEBALL BAT, MY FUCKING KING
review I just left after buying $150 worth of records there :)
op where is the store
the AntiQue mall
violence is not bad especially when you’re a little old man selling antiques for your livelihood and people keep threatening your life by attempting to infect you with a deadly virus
Kirk: Spock, do you believe in soulmates
Spock: The concept of soulmates is highly unlikely. Compatibility is far more simple than less logical species ever prefer to admit. Furthermore, there are likely thousands of people across the galaxy who could fit one's parameters for their ideal partner, so-
Kirk: Very romantic
Spock: I was not finished
Spock: So I find it fascinating that I still could not imagine being with anyone but you
Kirk, eyes watering:
Spock: Jim, have I made you emotional?
Kirk: Of course you have, you stubborn, wonderful, ridiculous Vulcan
Spock: Is this one of those "good cry" moments?
Kirk, hugging Spock's shoulder, smiling a little: Very good human observation skills
Spock: I believe I am getting quite proficient. I also believe that smile means you desire a gesture of affection
Kirk, smirking: Yes, so shut up and kiss me already
Oh she found her 2020 goals from December
@robynschallcomic
"Okay [chuckles] excuse my looks, I'm, just you know, ah (pours wine) you know, in the middle of hitting rock bottom BUT I fooound my goal list that I made in December for my goals for 2020 [giggles] okay, tell me if this is not hilarious, alright
Goal 1: Make more money
[giggles] I, you know, been unemployed since March
Travel more [giggles]
Loose weight [chuckles]
Be more social [laughing]
[laughing] I wrote 'cry less' CRY LESS, cry less. I've cried every single day of this whole pandemic
Umm spend more time [laughing] oh it's not funny, but i wrote [wheezing] I wrote spend more time with grandma and she died [silent laughing crying] Oh ho ho hoooooo"
hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts, the fact that your school song involves the students begging for an education should have been a red flag
Captain Kirk keeps talking about someone called "Bones" and the visiting diplomats, Sarek and Amanda, have to play a tactful game of "Crewman or Dog???"
Oh no, like in Brooklyn 99…
“Yeah, Bones tends to be grumpy when you wake him up. But his bark is worse than his bite.”
“Sometimes I pat Bones on the head and tell him he’s a good boy, but I don’t think he likes it much.”
“Bones has the cutest blue eyes, like a Siberian Husky. They’re quite striking.”
“Bones is always herding the crew around, whether they like it or not. He’s always watching out for us.”
“Bones always makes sure I get enough physical exercise. He’s always like, Jim, time for a walk.”
“Bones will sometimes growl at Spock, but he’s really just fiercely protective of him.”
“Bones is always complaining that his collar is too tight.”
“Bones is terrified of the transporter…sometimes I nearly have to carry him onto it!”
“Head straight into my office, I’ll meet you there in five minutes…if Bones is sitting on my chair, just push him off, he won’t mind.”
“I shouldn’t really let him onto the Bridge, of course…but he whines if I don’t let him check up on me now and then.”
#what do you mean your dog has a medical opinion
#amanda knits a dog sweater as a present and is then hugely embarrassed
@trek-tracks don’t leave those in the tags lol
“We know Captain Kirk said they got along like cats and dogs, so…”
“My wife, Spock said Bones was opinionated, loyal, and very amusing. How would our son know what this ‘Bones’ is thinking, were he not human?”
“Oh, you know very well that Spock will meld with anything.”
Amanda hears Jim talk about how funny Bones can be when he’s had some bourbon and goes to give him a piece of her mind because how DARE he feed alcohol to a dog
me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose
this is a lie im on the verge of tears
it’s 1 am and i can’t sleep. my non-fandom friend keeps referring to “spirk” as “kock”.
i can’t do it anymore i cannot
Thanks, Chekov
here’s to those who didn’t make it to 2021 and here’s to those who didn’t think they’d make it to 2021
Whenever spock wants to say something to kirk, he just,, stands closer to him until kirk asks him if he wants to say anything