The First Queen @bethany-illea-blog - Tumblr Blog

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

✋ I am

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

Marid is secretly in a boy band

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

AND I HAVEN’T?

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

You wouldn’t know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.

Being rich is so hard. Boohoo

You literally married me for my money…you even admitted it…….

Your point is?

krisspiaria

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

prince-consort-erik

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

✋ I am

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

Marid is secretly in a boy band

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

AND I HAVEN’T?

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

You wouldn’t know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.

Being rich is so hard. Boohoo

keadlyn-forever

When your list of problems is longer than a 10 yr old’s Instagram bio :/

Agreed

officialmaxonschreave

yO WHEN I WAS IN 5TH GRADE I PRACTICALLY LISTED EVERY POSSIBLE FACT ABOUT ME #GOALS #INSTA #GRAM HAHAHA I HATE MYSSELF

What is Instagram?

I remember the day it all started. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars…

Shut it Dona- I mean Gregory

I remember the day our marriage started. You offered me a small loan of a million dollars… To be your wife.

Are you his 3rd wife?

Honestly idk. He was rich, I wanted to be rich.

Do you want a son or daughter? Name? Hair colour?

YOU ARE NOT MAKING AN ACCOUNT POSING TO BE MY CHILD. NO NO NO NO NO.

Guys he is not ready yet leave him alone I got you fam @marid-illea

I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER. I WAS BARELY READY TO BE A HUSBAND.

NO KIDS. ESPECIALLY NO BLONDE KIDS.

I think we’d make spectacular dark-haired children.

They’d be great but no

Aw, but I’d be a great father!

Originally posted by kenji-sassimoto

BUT KENZIE

Originally posted by ajvizz

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Madrid your not ready to be a father

I AM A MATURE ADULT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO YOU WANT KIDS? HMMM

YEAH, WHY THE FUCK NOT? I could be everything my father wasn’t

And that is how I convinced Madrid to have kids in under an hour.

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Are you expecting a baby now?

Oh my gosh well if you guys are having children would you mind naming them after me (jk)

Sorry Hun we’re naming each child after my favourite types of flowers. Our first will be daisy. Right Madrid?

Daisy? We’re in a family of greedy, gluttonous pigs and you want to name our child Daisy? She’d die within minutes.

She’d be a rose among thorns. And the names really non negotiatable

I don’t know. A daisy sounds like a blonde to me.

NON FUCKING NEGOTIABLE

BUT BUT BUT BUT

If there are thorns…. Shouldn’t it be Rose? But that is besides the point. I’d like to throw my name in the running.

Well… Um… We’ll see

You should name her Beth, after me of course

Beth? Beth is a horrible name. Mostly because it’s yours but that’s not the point.

Yes, and Marid is a marvellous name

@marid-illea how the hell did you fail to take the crown? All you had to do was fuck a girl then get the crown, you seemed to be one of the few people who would make good choices and lead the country with your wants in mind. Fuck all these soft ass rules, how the hell did you fail dumbass. I killed a man for my crown and you can’t even get one girl to marry you. Weak ass.

The truth hurts doesn’t it @marid-illea

There’s some truth for you too honey, how in the heck did you fail to raise a good son, even I drunk all the time and in an unhappy relationship had time to raise Clarkson right, he didn’t fail me, other than by letting my grandson marry that whore, WHICH IS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT. I swear to the Lord Jesus all of you are fuck ups

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA CLARKSON… RAISED RIGHT?! YOU ARE HILARIOUS! WHO IS THE ONE WHO HAD A FUCKING ILLEGITIMATE CHILD? OH WAIT, HE PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE IT’S NOT AS BAD AS FUCKING KILLING HIS HUSBAND! YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TO BE TALKIN’ ALL THAT SHIT

HAH YOU’RE JUST UPSET MY SON IS BETTER THAN YOURS. HE CAN TAKE A FUCKING HIT AND KNOWS HOW TO GET AND KEEP WHAT HE WANTS. YOUR SON IS JUST A LAME ASS WHO COULDN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. AT LEAST MY SON HAS A DECENT AND NOT CRAZY WIFE! YOURS IS MARRIED TO SOME MCDONALD’S COMMONER!

Your son killed thousands in a useless war. Your son grew up in a household with nothing but hostility and anger. Your son verbally and physically abused his fucking family. My family may be fucked up. My parents may ruin my life. Mackenzie and I may yell at each other. I may have a creepy blonde stalker. But never, never say I am lesser than you.

I don’t need to be royalty to know I am better than you.

The environment my son grew up in made him a better person who was more willing to do what he needed for his own happiness which is much better than any ideas your parents taught you 🖕I just helped him realize those who are soft end up dead which is why you failed to get the crown, and why you’re weak as you are now, you’re just a basic married soccer dad now, or a soon to be soccer dad. You’re not a fuck boy and you aren’t intresting. You’re just a basic suburban dad who got stepped on, more accurately you’re an ant that was trying to get some crumbs and got crushed. :) so have fun in ant-suburban hell! At least I know my son wasn’t an ant lmao

FUCK YOU ABBY! I LOVE MCDONALDS TOO

Fuck off Justin, I’ll kill you again

You fuck off. I’ll kill you AND your son… Oh wait he’s already dead. The whole family hates you so you’ll be dead soon anyways

Abby, dear, you’re not even a fucking Illea anymore.

Illea sounds better than schreave, makes me sound like a damn cinnamon roll.

Darling, I take everything back. You're messed up enough to be an Illea. Sweetie, welcome to the family.

@marid-illea as a child

@marid-illea as a husband

@marid-illea in general

Do you want a son or daughter? Name? Hair colour?

YOU ARE NOT MAKING AN ACCOUNT POSING TO BE MY CHILD. NO NO NO NO NO.

Guys he is not ready yet leave him alone I got you fam @marid-illea

I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER. I WAS BARELY READY TO BE A HUSBAND.

NO KIDS. ESPECIALLY NO BLONDE KIDS.

I think we’d make spectacular dark-haired children.

They’d be great but no

Aw, but I’d be a great father!

Originally posted by kenji-sassimoto

BUT KENZIE

Originally posted by ajvizz

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

Madrid your not ready to be a father

I AM A MATURE ADULT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO YOU WANT KIDS? HMMM

YEAH, WHY THE FUCK NOT? I could be everything my father wasn’t

And that is how I convinced Madrid to have kids in under an hour.

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Are you expecting a baby now?

Oh my gosh well if you guys are having children would you mind naming them after me (jk)

Sorry Hun we’re naming each child after my favourite types of flowers. Our first will be daisy. Right Madrid?

Daisy? We’re in a family of greedy, gluttonous pigs and you want to name our child Daisy? She’d die within minutes.

She’d be a rose among thorns. And the names really non negotiatable

I don’t know. A daisy sounds like a blonde to me.

NON FUCKING NEGOTIABLE

BUT BUT BUT BUT

If there are thorns…. Shouldn’t it be Rose? But that is besides the point. I’d like to throw my name in the running.

Well… Um… We’ll see

You should name her Beth, after me of course

I remember the day it all started. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars…

Shut it Dona- I mean Gregory

keeping-up-with-the-illeas

I remember the day our marriage started. You offered me a small loan of a million dollars... To be your wife.

Illéa Feud?

Would you want to watch the Illéas play family feud????

How it works: -I’ll ask fill in the blanks, Name one thing that______, (ex. Marid) is _______ -You guys send me your answers through my ask box -Split the Illéas into pairs -I’ll make new posts where I’ll ask each team a question -3 strikes and you’re out -If their answer is on the top 10 list, you get a certain amount of points

I don’t know… Would you watch/look at it?????? If this doesn’t get enough notes, then I’m not doing it :)

keeping-up-with-the-illeas

You guys better not fuck this up for me. It’s my moment to shine.

IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL ILLÉA BLOG, REBLOG THIS TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU’RE PLAYING! Teams: @georgia-illea and @august-illea @marid-illea and @mackenzie-illea @gregory-illea and @bethany-illea @grace-illea and @damon-illea

Darling, I'm confused but ok.

@gregory-illea i would like a divorce

It’s fine. Our marriage was never legal anyway. The officials just wanted me to be married so I would ensure an heir.

Idc, I’m sending the divorce papers anyways

Fine by me. I just hate filling out stuff. Waste of time.

Our marriage was a waste of time.

Well okay then

Wow. This was… interesting.

Child, don't let your marriage turn out like ours

eadlynschreaveofillea

It's late does anyone want to contemplate life w me

send me an ask about profound things or something that’s been bothering you hmu bc I’m not going to sleep anytime soon

Why does everyone hate me?

It’s because they like Eadlyn for some odd reason. (Not you @eadlynschreaveofillea I enjoy you)

Oh well that makes sense

I think everyone here's a darling... Except for @abby-illea

@marid-illea how the hell did you fail to take the crown? All you had to do was fuck a girl then get the crown, you seemed to be one of the few people who would make good choices and lead the country with your wants in mind. Fuck all these soft ass rules, how the hell did you fail dumbass. I killed a man for my crown and you can’t even get one girl to marry you. Weak ass.

The truth hurts doesn’t it @marid-illea

There’s some truth for you too honey, how in the heck did you fail to raise a good son, even I drunk all the time and in an unhappy relationship had time to raise Clarkson right, he didn’t fail me, other than by letting my grandson marry that whore, WHICH IS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT. I swear to the Lord Jesus all of you are fuck ups

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA CLARKSON… RAISED RIGHT?! YOU ARE HILARIOUS! WHO IS THE ONE WHO HAD A FUCKING ILLEGITIMATE CHILD? OH WAIT, HE PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE IT’S NOT AS BAD AS FUCKING KILLING HIS HUSBAND! YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TO BE TALKIN’ ALL THAT SHIT

HAH YOU’RE JUST UPSET MY SON IS BETTER THAN YOURS. HE CAN TAKE A FUCKING HIT AND KNOWS HOW TO GET AND KEEP WHAT HE WANTS. YOUR SON IS JUST A LAME ASS WHO COULDN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. AT LEAST MY SON HAS A DECENT AND NOT CRAZY WIFE! YOURS IS MARRIED TO SOME MCDONALD’S COMMONER!

Your son killed thousands in a useless war. Your son grew up in a household with nothing but hostility and anger. Your son verbally and physically abused his fucking family. My family may be fucked up. My parents may ruin my life. Mackenzie and I may yell at each other. I may have a creepy blonde stalker. But never, never say I am lesser than you.

I don’t need to be royalty to know I am better than you.

The environment my son grew up in made him a better person who was more willing to do what he needed for his own happiness which is much better than any ideas your parents taught you 🖕I just helped him realize those who are soft end up dead which is why you failed to get the crown, and why you’re weak as you are now, you’re just a basic married soccer dad now, or a soon to be soccer dad. You’re not a fuck boy and you aren’t intresting. You’re just a basic suburban dad who got stepped on, more accurately you’re an ant that was trying to get some crumbs and got crushed. :) so have fun in ant-suburban hell! At least I know my son wasn’t an ant lmao

FUCK YOU ABBY! I LOVE MCDONALDS TOO

Fuck off Justin, I’ll kill you again

You fuck off. I’ll kill you AND your son… Oh wait he’s already dead. The whole family hates you so you’ll be dead soon anyways

Abby, dear, you're not even a fucking Illea anymore.

@gregory-illea i would like a divorce

It’s fine. Our marriage was never legal anyway. The officials just wanted me to be married so I would ensure an heir.

Idc, I’m sending the divorce papers anyways

Fine by me. I just hate filling out stuff. Waste of time.

Our marriage was a waste of time.

selectionfanboy

I'm new here lol

Hi, so I decided to join the tumblr selection fandom. I dunno, I’ll try to bring some good content to the table, but we’ll see. Haha, k bye!

Welcome to hell.

Ignore Madrid he doesn’t know what he’s taking about hun😉 Hope you’ve gotten a nice dose of the traditional selection welcome we’re mostly all really nice here! I’m Mackenzie and I’ve been around here for waaaay too long but I’m addicted so whatever💁🏻 Follow the mrtflr tag diligently and never be afraid to ask any of us any questions or just say hi!

She’s also my wife so don’t talk to her.

I also have the alter ego of @mackenzie-illea. If I had known how crazy the illeas were I would never of married into them

keeping-up-with-the-illeas

Sweetie, I've regretted that for centuries.

selectionfanboy

I'm new here lol

Hi, so I decided to join the tumblr selection fandom. I dunno, I’ll try to bring some good content to the table, but we’ll see. Haha, k bye!

Welcome! I am basically Keeping Up With The Kardashians but Illéa style. We have this role playing thing. The Illéas are @marid-illea @mackenzie-illea (his new wife that we added to the Illéas) @august-illea @georgia-illea @gregory-illea @bethany-illea @grace-illea @damon-illea @justin-illea @abby-illea @spencer-illea @ashley-fucking-illea (Marid’s stalker or she likes to call herself “God’s gift”) There are also Schreaves: @officialmaxonschreave @officialamericasinger @officialkrissambers @officialmarleetames And a bunch of more! Oh, and there’s this OC Selection made by @kilewoodwork and @eadlynschreavve It’s basically a selection on tumblr where they do challenges to get picked by @ashtonschreave

Hello @selectionfanboy. I really appreciate men in this world. I really think we were made to rule it, you know?

Oh god. Let’s not drag him into this mess

(Admin: but welcome! Glad you could join us here!)

Hello! Welcome darling to this twisted world. As you can tell my rude (almost) ex-husband is a bitch so I recommend staying away from him.

@gregory-illea i would like a divorce

It’s fine. Our marriage was never legal anyway. The officials just wanted me to be married so I would ensure an heir.