Aspen and Carter who?? Let's talk about Marid
Lol whats there to say about Marid that hasnāt already been saidā¦
I think thereās plenty to say about me
There's more to say about me.
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@gregory-illea
Aspen and Carter who?? Let's talk about Marid
Lol whats there to say about Marid that hasnāt already been saidā¦
I think thereās plenty to say about me
There's more to say about me.
I am so proud to announce I won the election! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the selection!
It is a tremendous comfort to me that even if Donald Trump is Gregory IllƩa and our country falls apart, my great great grandchildren will still have football.
Don't forget baseball.
I just want to thank all of my 106 followers. You truly mean the most, and I will make all of you Threes, because Two is just excessive.
Me: *Is off of Tumblr for 4 days* Me: Okay letās catch up on what happened. *Drama with the blogger IllĆ©aās happen.*
How dare you not include me in your tags
Nobody likes you so
Nobody likes you either so we're on the same boat
Me: *Is off of Tumblr for 4 days* Me: Okay letās catch up on what happened. *Drama with the blogger IllĆ©aās happen.*
How dare you not include me in your tags
@ashley-fucking-illea you hot babe ;)
Thanks, hmu, I donāt care about your wedding ring š
I will
Iām so glad youāve ācumā to realize I can satisfy your thirst better than your wife š
Uhhh
Remember why you married me Hun
Who are you again?
Donāt give me that
You see why we left our son now?
I wish I could leave him in the woods
Actually last time you left him in the woods we fucked, so Iām pretty sure thatās not what you wish :)
You can have him
Good thing we had no kids
Thatās what you thinkš
Well, fuck
MAHAHAHA
Iām not the father unless theyāre blonde
But your not blonde, and Iām not blonde, so really the only way the could NOT be yours is if theyāre blonde.
NOT IF THEYāRE MINE
Do you know how pregnancy works?
Yes, because I am, and I saved myself for marid
Do I need to go through the birds and the bees with you?
No, I fucked marid before you were married, and since then there has been no period.
We only got married like 2 weeks agoā¦
Pretty sure itās been longer than that, hun
Long enough for me to have a baby of yours.
NO. THIS IS NOT A THING
Ha sheās crazy Madrid. And sheās all yours.
NO NO NO TAKE ME BACK IāM JUST A DRUNK BABY PLEASE
Daddy why are you denying my existence???
Iām not your daddy. Iām Mackenzieās daddy but okay
But daddy, how does that work? You canāt be her daddy sheās older than you!
Thereās also a reason for global warming and I donāt see that being discussed. Also, letās talk about Trump.
Heās your ancestor @gregory-illea
She's right!
PLS DO THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE ILLEA STYLE
HAHAHAHA
Iāve got plenty of relatives to do that for me.
Boi, you look like a burnt sweet potato
He looks more like a rutabaga if you ask me.
time to stir up some drama
Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat
Thatās cute. You think you can actually cook.
She canāt. Weāve been having McDonaldās every day for 21 years. Itās a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.
Itād be a shame if we lost those hun
Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.
I used to have absā¦
Did not need to know that.
Originally posted by gifawesomeness
Youāve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea
@grace-illea Youāre so irrelevant youāre in my family.
And what does that say about you
Oh sorry I meant to say youāre so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway Iām dead in your world, but in this current world, youāre not even alive so what does that say about your existence?
That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus
Donāt compare yourself to Jesus. Thatās disrespectful.
Because youāre so religious?
Not particularly. Itās just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.
Have you met yourself?
Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.
I didnāt know that trash could be worth so muchā¦
You know what they say: one manās trash is a million othersā treasure.
Oh, darling. You are no treasure.
Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.
Thank you, dear. I agree
Grace will always be my fav @gregory-illea
Itās okay. She was never mine @grace-illea
Oh, Iām sorry. I didnāt realize I asked.
And I didn't realize you were worthy enough of talking to me.
The Heir Duology: My dreamcast
19. The Saboteur
āMarid Illea hadnāt set foot in the palace in years. The last time Iād laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadnāt quiteĀ mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks hadĀ turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbsĀ had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.ā.
Dreamcast
James Maslow as Marid Illea
FUUUUUCKKKKKK
OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!
Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?
ā I am
@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?
Marid is secretly in a boy band
Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid
Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out
So heās been a failure twice? Iāll just have to steal the crown myself
He left us and changed his name to James Diamond⦠But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now
This is not true DONāT LISTEN TO THEM
Itās hard to believe when Iāve heard you try to sing in the shower
I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.
Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you canāt be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent
Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.
One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful
AND I HAVENāT?
Tsk tsk tsk⦠It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea
You wouldnāt know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.
Being rich is so hard. Boohoo
You literally married me for my money...you even admitted it.......
Did I ever tell anyone Clarkson Schreave is my favorite in this family? He did everything right. Does he have a blog? He'll be the first I follow.
I don't remember writing this article...
I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?
Neil Gaiman, A Study in EmeraldĀ (via thequotejournals)
time to stir up some drama
Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat
Thatās cute. You think you can actually cook.
She canāt. Weāve been having McDonaldās every day for 21 years. Itās a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.
Itād be a shame if we lost those hun
Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.
I used to have absā¦
Did not need to know that.
Originally posted by gifawesomeness
Youāve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea
@grace-illea Youāre so irrelevant youāre in my family.
And what does that say about you
Oh sorry I meant to say youāre so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway Iām dead in your world, but in this current world, youāre not even alive so what does that say about your existence?
That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus
Donāt compare yourself to Jesus. Thatās disrespectful.
Because youāre so religious?
Not particularly. Itās just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.
Have you met yourself?
Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.
I didnāt know that trash could be worth so muchā¦
You know what they say: one manās trash is a million othersā treasure.
Oh, darling. You are no treasure.
Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.
Thank you, dear. I agree
Grace will always be my fav @gregory-illea
It's okay. She was never mine @grace-illea
The Heir Duology: My dreamcast
19. The Saboteur
āMarid Illea hadnāt set foot in the palace in years. The last time Iād laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadnāt quiteĀ mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks hadĀ turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbsĀ had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.ā.
Dreamcast
James Maslow as Marid Illea
FUUUUUCKKKKKK
OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!
Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?
ā I am
@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?
Marid is secretly in a boy band
Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid
Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out
So heās been a failure twice? Iāll just have to steal the crown myself
He left us and changed his name to James Diamond⦠But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now
This is not true DONāT LISTEN TO THEM
Itās hard to believe when Iāve heard you try to sing in the shower
I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.
Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you canāt be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent
Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.
One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful
AND I HAVENāT?
Tsk tsk tsk⦠It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea
You wouldn't know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.
@gregory-illea i would like a divorce
Itās fine. Our marriage was never legal anyway. The officials just wanted me to be married so I would ensure an heir.
Idc, Iām sending the divorce papers anyways
Fine by me. I just hate filling out stuff. Waste of time.
Our marriage was a waste of time.
Odd thing for you to say because I remember you were the one getting on one knee. I do love assertive women.
IllƩa Feud?
Would you want to watch the IllƩas play family feud????
How it works: -Iāll ask fill in the blanks, Name one thing that______, (ex. Marid) is _______ -You guys send me your answers through my ask box -Split the IllĆ©as into pairs -Iāll make new posts where Iāll ask each team a question -3 strikes and youāre out -If their answer is on the top 10 list, you get a certain amount of points
I donāt know⦠Would you watch/look at it?????? If this doesnāt get enough notes, then Iām not doing it :)
You guys better not fuck this up for me. Itās my moment to shine.
IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL ILLĆA BLOG, REBLOG THIS TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOUāRE PLAYING! Teams: @georgia-illea and @august-illea @marid-illea and @mackenzie-illea @gregory-illea and @bethany-illea @grace-illea and @damon-illea
I'm in it to win it.