The First King

You may know me as the one who started all this shit. [Admin: This is NOT a spoiler free blog.]

[not-your-dear-blog1]

Aspen and Carter who?? Let's talk about Marid

Lol whats there to say about Marid that hasn’t already been said…

[marid-illea]

I think there’s plenty to say about me

[gregory-illea]

There's more to say about me.

[gregory-illea]

I am so proud to announce I won the election! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the selection!

[ellielparker]

It is a tremendous comfort to me that even if Donald Trump is Gregory Illéa and our country falls apart, my great great grandchildren will still have football.

[gregory-illea]

Don't forget baseball.

[gregory-illea]

I just want to thank all of my 106 followers. You truly mean the most, and I will make all of you Threes, because Two is just excessive.

[books-for-lyfe213]

Me: *Is off of Tumblr for 4 days* Me: Okay let’s catch up on what happened. *Drama with the blogger Illéa’s happen.*

[gregory-illea]

How dare you not include me in your tags

[marid-illea]

Nobody likes you so

[gregory-illea]

Nobody likes you either so we're on the same boat

[books-for-lyfe213]

Me: *Is off of Tumblr for 4 days* Me: Okay let’s catch up on what happened. *Drama with the blogger Illéa’s happen.*

[gregory-illea]

How dare you not include me in your tags

[marid-illea]

@ashley-fucking-illea you hot babe ;)

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

Thanks, hmu, I don’t care about your wedding ring 😘

[marid-illea]

I will

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

I’m so glad you’ve ‘cum’ to realize I can satisfy your thirst better than your wife 😗

[marid-illea]

Uhhh

[mackenzie-illea]

Remember why you married me Hun

[marid-illea]

Who are you again?

[mackenzie-illea]

Don’t give me that

[august-illea]

You see why we left our son now?

[mackenzie-illea]

I wish I could leave him in the woods

[swifty-swift-swifty]

Actually last time you left him in the woods we fucked, so I’m pretty sure that’s not what you wish :)

[mackenzie-illea]

You can have him

[marid-illea]

Good thing we had no kids

[mackenzie-illea]

That’s what you think😉

[marid-illea]

Well, fuck

[mackenzie-illea]

MAHAHAHA

[marid-illea]

I’m not the father unless they’re blonde

[mackenzie-illea]

But your not blonde, and I’m not blonde, so really the only way the could NOT be yours is if they’re blonde.

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

NOT IF THEY’RE MINE

[mackenzie-illea]

Do you know how pregnancy works?

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

Yes, because I am, and I saved myself for marid

[mackenzie-illea]

Do I need to go through the birds and the bees with you?

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

No, I fucked marid before you were married, and since then there has been no period.

[mackenzie-illea]

We only got married like 2 weeks ago…

[marid-illea]

Pretty sure it’s been longer than that, hun

[ashley-fucking-illea-deactivate]

Long enough for me to have a baby of yours.

[marid-illea]

NO. THIS IS NOT A THING

[marrymeaspen]

Ha she’s crazy Madrid. And she’s all yours.

[marid-illea]

NO NO NO TAKE ME BACK I’M JUST A DRUNK BABY PLEASE

[charlie-illea]

Daddy why are you denying my existence???

[marid-illea]

I’m not your daddy. I’m Mackenzie’s daddy but okay

[charlie-illea]

But daddy, how does that work? You can’t be her daddy she’s older than you!

[marid-illea]

There’s also a reason for global warming and I don’t see that being discussed. Also, let’s talk about Trump.

[mackenzie-illea]

He’s your ancestor @gregory-illea

[gregory-illea]

She's right!

[marid-illea]

PLS DO THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE ILLEA STYLE

HAHAHAHA

I’ve got plenty of relatives to do that for me.

[august-illea]

Boi, you look like a burnt sweet potato

[gregory-illea]

He looks more like a rutabaga if you ask me.

[georgia-illea]

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

[mackenzie-illea]

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

[marid-illea]

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

[mackenzie-illea]

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

[marid-illea]

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

[gregory-illea]

I used to have abs…

[marid-illea]

Did not need to know that.

[gregory-illea]

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

[grace-illea]

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

[gregory-illea]

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

[grace-illea]

And what does that say about you

[gregory-illea]

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

[grace-illea]

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

[gregory-illea]

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

[marid-illea]

Because you’re so religious?

[gregory-illea]

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

[grace-illea]

Have you met yourself?

[gregory-illea]

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

[grace-illea]

I didn’t know that trash could be worth so much…

[gregory-illea]

You know what they say: one man’s trash is a million others’ treasure.

[grace-illea]

Oh, darling. You are no treasure.

[bethany-illea-blog]

Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.

[grace-illea]

Thank you, dear. I agree

[mackenzie-illea]

Grace will always be my fav @gregory-illea

[gregory-illea]

It’s okay. She was never mine @grace-illea

[grace-illea]

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I asked.

[gregory-illea]

And I didn't realize you were worthy enough of talking to me.

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[mackenzie-illea]

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

[georgia-illea]

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

[mackenzie-illea]

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

[august-illea]

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

[marid-illea]

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

[mackenzie-illea]

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

[marid-illea]

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

[mackenzie-illea]

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

[marid-illea]

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

[mackenzie-illea]

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

[marid-illea]

AND I HAVEN’T?

[grace-illea]

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

[gregory-illea]

You wouldn’t know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.

[bethany-illea-blog]

Being rich is so hard. Boohoo

[gregory-illea]

You literally married me for my money...you even admitted it.......

[gregory-illea]

Did I ever tell anyone Clarkson Schreave is my favorite in this family? He did everything right. Does he have a blog? He'll be the first I follow.

[gregory-illea]

I don't remember writing this article...

[thequotejournals]

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald (via thequotejournals)

[georgia-illea]

time to stir up some drama

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

[mackenzie-illea]

That’s cute. You think you can actually cook.

[marid-illea]

She can’t. We’ve been having McDonald’s every day for 21 years. It’s a mystery how I managed to keep these abs.

[mackenzie-illea]

It’d be a shame if we lost those hun

[marid-illea]

Indeed indeed. How you love those abs.

[gregory-illea]

I used to have abs…

[marid-illea]

Did not need to know that.

[gregory-illea]

Originally posted by gifawesomeness

[grace-illea]

You’ve gone senile, old man. @gregory-illea

[gregory-illea]

@grace-illea You’re so irrelevant you’re in my family.

[grace-illea]

And what does that say about you

[gregory-illea]

Oh sorry I meant to say you’re so irrelevant I forgot you were in my family. Anyway I’m dead in your world, but in this current world, you’re not even alive so what does that say about your existence?

[grace-illea]

That I have been resurrected like FLICKING Jesus

[gregory-illea]

Don’t compare yourself to Jesus. That’s disrespectful.

[marid-illea]

Because you’re so religious?

[gregory-illea]

Not particularly. It’s just disrespectful to anyone @grace-illea compares herself to.

[grace-illea]

Have you met yourself?

[gregory-illea]

Did you see me comparing? I compare myself to no one because I am of no compare. No one is worth enough being even a little similar to me.

[grace-illea]

I didn’t know that trash could be worth so much…

[gregory-illea]

You know what they say: one man’s trash is a million others’ treasure.

[grace-illea]

Oh, darling. You are no treasure.

[bethany-illea-blog]

Personally I think @grace-illea is a darling.

[grace-illea]

Thank you, dear. I agree

[mackenzie-illea]

Grace will always be my fav @gregory-illea

[gregory-illea]

It's okay. She was never mine @grace-illea

[krisspiaria]

The Heir Duology: My dreamcast

19. The Saboteur

“Marid Illea hadn’t set foot in the palace in years. The last time I’d laid eyes on him, he was a gangly preteen who hadn’t quite mastered conventional conversation. But his round cheeks had turned into a jaw line sharp enough to cut, and his stringy limbs had filled out, hitting the seams of his suit with perfect precision.”.

Dreamcast

James Maslow as Marid Illea

[prince-consort-erik]

FUUUUUCKKKKKK

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

OMG YOU GOT MY FAN CAST WHOEVER MADE THE EDITS THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FOR ME!!!

[marrymeaspen]

Anybody else imagining Marid in big time rush?

[richardsxgraysonsx-deactivated2]

✋ I am

[mackenzie-illea]

@marid-illea anything I should know about Hun?

[georgia-illea]

Marid is secretly in a boy band

[mackenzie-illea]

Really? Tell me more about teenage Madrid

[georgia-illea]

Well you see, before our little Madrid wanted to steal the crown, he wanted to steal the heart of every fan girl. And he was going to do so by being in a boy band. I think we can all see how that worked out

[mackenzie-illea]

So he’s been a failure twice? I’ll just have to steal the crown myself

[august-illea]

He left us and changed his name to James Diamond… But look who came crawling back to the Illéas now

[marid-illea]

This is not true DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

[mackenzie-illea]

It’s hard to believe when I’ve heard you try to sing in the shower

[marid-illea]

I was talking about the James thing. I was in a band and it was great. YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME.

[mackenzie-illea]

Maybe id support you if your dreams were bloody realistic. But you can’t be in a boy band just for your looks Hun, you need some form of talent

[marid-illea]

Is that not how One Direction became a thing? Oh well.

[mackenzie-illea]

One direction became a thing because they let me know that I am beautiful

[marid-illea]

AND I HAVEN’T?

[grace-illea]

Tsk tsk tsk… It seems that all the Illea men have trouble being good husbands @damon-illea @gregory-illea @august-illea @marid-illea

[gregory-illea]

You wouldn't know how hard it is, especially with @bethany-illea as a wife.

[bethany-illea-blog]

@gregory-illea i would like a divorce

[gregory-illea]

It’s fine. Our marriage was never legal anyway. The officials just wanted me to be married so I would ensure an heir.

[bethany-illea-blog]

Idc, I’m sending the divorce papers anyways

[gregory-illea]

Fine by me. I just hate filling out stuff. Waste of time.

[bethany-illea-blog]

Our marriage was a waste of time.

[gregory-illea]

Odd thing for you to say because I remember you were the one getting on one knee. I do love assertive women.

[keeping-up-with-the-illeas]

Illéa Feud?

Would you want to watch the Illéas play family feud????

How it works: -I’ll ask fill in the blanks, Name one thing that______, (ex. Marid) is _______ -You guys send me your answers through my ask box -Split the Illéas into pairs -I’ll make new posts where I’ll ask each team a question -3 strikes and you’re out -If their answer is on the top 10 list, you get a certain amount of points

I don’t know… Would you watch/look at it?????? If this doesn’t get enough notes, then I’m not doing it :)

[marid-illea]

You guys better not fuck this up for me. It’s my moment to shine.

[keeping-up-with-the-illeas]

IF YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL ILLÉA BLOG, REBLOG THIS TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU’RE PLAYING! Teams: @georgia-illea and @august-illea @marid-illea and @mackenzie-illea @gregory-illea and @bethany-illea @grace-illea and @damon-illea

[gregory-illea]

I'm in it to win it.