the author is dead, and I killed them

Jade. 30. Aspiring butch dyke. She/her or ze/hir pronouns. “I’m not a Lonely. I’m not a failure. I’m not lost. I’m going to make it. I’m going to be happy. I’m going to marry and have a good wife and children. I’m going to write damned fine books and be loved.” Ray Bradbury, Death is a Lonely Business

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

April 8 2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies.

[kropotkindersurprise]

Ding dong the witch is still dead!

[library-graffiti]

We need to make this a Tumblr holiday.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[dntwannabeurgirl]

i was definitely born in the right time period i love telling men to shut the fuck up lmao

[afloweroutofstone]

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[katestewartt]

Sheryl Lee on David Lynch and Laura Palmer.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[tvandfilm]

#this show was truly a documentary VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 5.10

[commajade]

the structural goal of lesbian media representation is to make being a dyke look as unappealing as possible. u have cops u have bullies u have blandly feminine white women pecking dispassionately it's so disconnected to the vital pulse of lesbian existence that's sexy and subversive and iconoclastic and countercultural. they can't show real lesbians because too many of them are fat communists and look good doing it

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[bleedthebeat]

save me gay red panda. gay red panda save me

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[selena-soto]

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now