The Legal Eagle

Drew Gulak. Full time wrestler, part time politician. [RP Blog in no way affiliated with Actual Drew Gulak]

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aussielandusa

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Text@Drew

(Drew): so, I’m drunk (Drew): but no strippers (Drew): and no strip club buddy (Drew): i miss you

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[Text]: Aw, miss you too kid. :) [Text]: Have a shot for me. [Text]: Aren't you drinking with anyone fun? [Text]: Well maybe not kicked out of strip clubs and drunk parking lot sex fun, but at least in the same ballpark?

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You're still pissed that you weren't on the first Gentleman's Club shirt.

CONFIRMED.

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Confirm or deny: Wonder Woman has the best outfit of anyone in the Justice League. Y'ALL JEALOUS.

Absolutely confirmed. She also has the closest costume to my ring gear, by fabric yardage.

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meme post

Send me something you think is true about my muse and I will confirm or deny it.

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@Cassie

I am literally never ever going to call you fucking Peyton. Sorry, not at all sorry.

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aussielandusa:

blackcolesun replied to your photo

Why does that look like Veda?

Why you picturing veda givin head tho

No but she totally looked like Veda, I freaked out too.

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princesskimberxo:

IT’S IRONMAN TIME.

because I also need to burn off that poutine and pizza and oh god everything else I ate.. tell me again why we thought it’d be a good idea?

Because I’m a horrible role model and you and Candice both have placed some seriously misguided trust in my decision making abilities.

SO! GYM!

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princesskimberxo:

I was just wondering if you’re feeling up to gym sesh it with me this evening. I mean, I know it’s late but it means like.. no one’ll be around so. 

Just means we can go all out and be motivating and all that.

Chris yes, I need to burn all that damn poutine off. Is it Ironman time? Please tell me it’s Ironman time. All I have is Dojo Wars tomorrow and I get to sit for that. 

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princesskimberxo:

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DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW.

Are you what one calls BUSY.

KIMMERBUND, YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR YOU.

What’s up? :D

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Tacos or hotdogs?

Is this an innuendo? 

If not, I prefer cheap tacos but well-grilled hotdogs. If it is, you haven’t been paying attention, I guess.

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How big is it? Have you measured it?

Hurr, no, I’ve had it for 28 years and it never once occured to me to get the tape measure out.  

And all I’m saying is it’s bigger than yours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It’s Tuesday

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                             So you know what that means.

TMI Tuesday, ask anything and everything that you can think of. Nothing deleted or ignored.

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hislordshipsirwilliamregal DREW IS LIKE COUGHING AND SPUTTERING RIGHT NOW

he was all oh geez, that sounds really- i dunno- and then “large and unwieldy” and now he’s choking on spit and trying not to die

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emoxwarriorxjacobs:

Ah, maybe. 

Kinda wanna just keep to myself for a bit to be honest.

Oh, uh, yeah no problem! Whatever you need, man. I’m just, whenever you want some company, I’m not too far off, alright?

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worlds-cutest-lerae:

You are way too sweet to me Drew. You would also be hella hot in a potato sack just FYI. I am down as fuck with Denny’s..this is my cheat day before bola so…I’m going to embrace my inner fat kid

Hell yes. Alright, let’s rally the troops.