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I know I'm in the minority with this one, but this

is the best-looking man I have ever seen in my life.

That is all.

#red dwarf #dave lister #craig charles #i regret nothing #ten gifs just isn't enough man #pinning this because i am more than willing to die on this hill

dandunn

White Dave Lister isn't real he can't hurt me. White Dave Lister isn't real he can't hurt me.

WHITE DAVE LISTER ISN'T REAL HE CAN'T HURT ME!!!!!

betterdeadthansmeg

#Red dwarf #dave lister #they did my boy so dirty #how could you force us to see this

aurlworthfightingfor

Dude when I was like 10 I had such a hard core crush on Dave Lister. And tbh even as an adult, sure I’d never date his slob ass but he’s still a cutie.

I mean look at him

betterdeadthansmeg

If you won't have him, I will.

#red dwarf #dave lister #craig charles #idc that he's gross gimme gimme gimme

polka-dot-pond

If I had a penny for every time I fancied a guy from a british sitcom who had a tie to plants, cooks and cleans for everyone else and acts like a 'mother' to them, and was also an active suicide risk, I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

#they did not make enough episodes of the young ones #but I don’t think they made enough red dwarf either so I'm just greedy #red dwarf #the young ones

oblivionaccesss

I would give my life for Kryten

#red dwarf

Why does Lister bother asking Rimmer when he lost his virginity if he already knows he's only done it once? Did they wipe their memories again after watching the black box recording, or is it just another instance of Rob and Doug sacrificing continuity for a joke?

#red dwarf #why am i thinking about this at 2 am #i don't know #leave me alone

thatsnoneofurdamnbiz

the song is just TOO perfect for him ❤️

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer

I was thinking too hard after watching this video

And now I can't stop thinking about what it would've been like if Lister found out he'd given birth to himself.

#red dwarf #dave lister #i don't know why my brain went in this direction #but if i have to think about it #so should all of you #you're welcome

maslickonachlebik

I'm in love with this photo

#red dwarf

honeybeaus

Lister in every episode

S06E01 - Psirens

#red dwarf #dave lister #craig charles

gcballet

I'm so troubled by Lister continuing to pursue Kochanski after learning she's his biological mother. That genuinely bothers me.

#this has always bothered me #if you want his ex to be his mother fine #but let that realisation be the end of that romance #I've also never understood why doug thought lister's backstory had to be so complicated #he says in one of the BTS videos that just being abandoned in a pub isn't very interesting #but what else would you expect from people who abandoned a SIX WEEK OLD BABY in a pub??#I'm getting off topic #red dwarf

demoncatdoesart

White lister isn’t real; he can’t hurt you

White lister:

#red dwarf #i love craig bierko #but I'd rather have craig charles any day #especially when it comes to listy #Not My Craig

janamelie

Sexiest Episode? (Part 2)

Since I had requests for a second poll excluding "Terrorform", here you go. In the interests of fairness, I've also excluded "Holoship" and "Duct Soup" so it doesn't turn into a bare skin fight. Sorry, fans of those eps.

To make it more interesting, I've also taken out some other eps and put in new ones.

Sexiest Episode?

Thanks For The Memory

Bodyswap

Dimension Jump

The Inquisitor

Demons & Angels

Back To Reality

Psirens

Blue (the kiss, obviously)

Trojan (the crew in Trojan uniforms)

Skipper (all the alternate Listers)

The Promised Land (I thought we loved DILFs in this fandom?!)

Other (do tell)

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2025

betterdeadthansmeg

This is all I have to say.

#red dwarf #Dimension Jump #dave lister

ohhhyestottytottytotty

So...

When did Craig's hotness peak?

Early Series

Mid Series

Late Series

Back to Earth

Early Dave Era

Late Dave Era

The Promised Land

Voting ended onJan 30, 2025

Hotness specifically ~~

#red dwarf #all of the above #you can't make me choose

sophiemcswag

someone had to edit them to this ‼️

#red dwarf #dave lister #arnold rimmer

raidermomma

I have spent most of Christmas afternoon reading RD fanfics that exclusively feature Sebastian. What is happening to me?

betterdeadthansmeg

Even the most dedicated of Rimmer fans don't want him when his name is Billy Doyle and his cologne is Eau de Yak Urine.

#red dwarf

raidermomma

Saw this on my fyp, wasn't tagged, wanted to play with my mutuals anyway.

Ten People I'd Like To Get To Know Better

Last song: I Knew You Were Trouble. Look, I'm not a Swift fan generally, but I'm on an Ace/Sebastian kick right now okay?

Fav colour: Purple

Last book: Lore Olympus. Thank you Rachel Smythe for fuelling my Greek mythology obsession and my love for the absolute badass that is the Queen of the Underworld.

Last movie: Muppet Christmas Carol

Last show: Really? Do I really need to answer that?

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Spicy.

Relationship status: Married 8 years, together 15.

Last thing I googled: Erm, it might be pics of Sebastian Doyle. I'm hopped up on cold medicine okay, leave me alone!

Current obsession: Current, constant, always. Who d'you think?

Looking forward to: 2025 being the year I finally go to a convention.

Tagging @oneremainingbraincell @duckypaws @dontknowyoulol @modern-day-pain @transsexualhologram @mistycircus @zaphodbeeblebroxssecondhead @betterdeadthansmeg @feline-ranger @janamelie

betterdeadthansmeg

I don't know who to tag once I'm done, but I'll answer this because I know I'll be thinking about it constantly if I don't.

Last Song: Believe by Cher

Fav Colour: Blue

Last Book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Last Movie: The Nan Movie

Last Show: Only Fools and Horses

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I was looking for the RD books on amazon. I only have digital copies and it's just not the same

Current obsession: David Lister is my life's obsession

Looking forward to: my family leaving so I can sleep for 12 hours

Merry Smegging Christmas, everyone.

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