Have a better day!

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[killjoyhistory]

SING

The promotional version of “SING,” used to promote the track on radio stations (2011).

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[spookyteeth]

am i evil for making this? i feel evil.. mayhaps devious

[betterliving-ind]

Ur scary :(

Sterelax should help dampen any unnecessary emotions like irrational fear and anxiety. Please see a Better Living Industries medical professional about refilling your prescription. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

RAHHHH KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE MANNNN RAHHHHHH

No noises above 90 decibels are to be made within the city limits from 20:00 to 06:00 unless they are part of an emergency broadcast by Better Living Industries. Have a better day!

[rushperfection]

Neutrals need to stop acting like they’re so at risk of danger from nearby Killjoy activity. Motherfucker, YOU chose to move out here to the Zones and not join the cause! You don’t get to complain about us bringing trouble to your doorstep when you’re not doing your part against BLi. You’re just as bad as them.

[betterliving-ind]

There are no neutrals. Only those who support the Better Living Industries and those who will learn to. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

Why have you done this to us :(

You will have to be more specific. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

Fuck marry kill

Korse, Dr. Deathdefying and an exterminator

- @the-girl-from-danger-days

Re-educate, re-educate, send after "Killjoys." Have a better day!

[betterlivingisthekey]

Even after nine years this still rings true, remember anyone could be a killjoy, and to report them as soon as possible, thank you.

Did you smile today?

[betterliving-ind]

The message has been approved by Better Living Industries. Have a better day!

[bli-morales]

"Remember to get those headphones on, Folks. As we say here in Battery City, 'What you can hear, can't hurt you.'"

[betterliving-ind]

This message has been approved by Better Living Industries. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

(sry I keep spamming you but) look what I made

This message has been approved by Better Living Industries. Always remember to take your Sterelax as prescribed and to consult your Better Living Industries provided doctor if you have any concerns. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

help wtf why do Battery City citizens know I exist AND MY BIRTHNAME AT THAT 😭😭😭😭

-Sandman

Better Living Industries keeps permanent records on all citizens of Battery City, including those who have defected and chosen to live in the Zones. You will always have the possibility of a future back in Battery City, after a period of re-education, of course. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

I'm curious though, when you guys talk about the reeducation thing, what exactly does it mean? can you guys at least give us a little bit of an idea of what this reeducation process is like? if there already is an explanation or an example in another post, can you link it for us? I'm just curious ahaha. I took my medicine btw

We at the Better Living Industries help desk are happy to hear that you have taken your medicine. Re-education is the process by which a Battery City citizen or criminal better known as a "Killjoy" attend classes, undergo both one on one and group therapy and take medications such as Sterelax until they are able to be reintegrated back into society. Other methods may be used if the person in question is particularly unresponsive to re-education. Unfortunately, re-education and Sterelax are not available for droids. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

does the BL in BL/ind stand for Boy’s Love also known as Yaoi

It stands for Better Living. BL/ind is the abbreviation for the Better Living Industries. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

You'll never take us alive! Fuck you! - Horseshoe Crab

Taking you alive is not a necessity. The Better Living Industries have a surplus of body bags we are more than capable of putting to use. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

does pete wentz work at bli yes or no -NOT a killjoy! just a regular battery city guy :)

Employee records are unavailable to the public. Have a better day!

[betterliving-ind]

What will happen... if I take five sterelaxes.. at the same time. One gulp.

That depends entirely on your weight, body fat percentage and prescription. Remember to take Sterelax only as prescribed. Have a better day!

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned-dea]

Don’t ya just love it when ideas work out?