❤

20 yo. UK.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

ok fuck the pope n all that obviously but this is literally SO fucking funny in so so many ways

[downwithpeople]

[greatfay]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[romxntiqe]

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[domhnllgleeson]

#if there’s something strange in your neighbourhood who ya gonna call? 

[stability]

[latenights]

you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it

[taybigail]

“You might think I’d bring up Joe, the guy I’ve been dating on the down low, but I’m not gonna talk about him in my monologue.”

[bettylurkin]

When Taylor Swift is mentioned

Everyone: *looks at me*

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[pogocore]

[killthefire]

same

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[ohmyamysantiago]

[lolfactory]

[cakelikeowen]

son of a bitch

[tastefullyoffensive]

[uppityfemale]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[nythil-mahariel-grey-warden-dea]

[kickass-humor-blog]

If those eyes are jigglin gtfo