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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

vaspider

This is legitimately one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet, and it made me intensely happy.

reddpenn

Oh hey, "cool rock I found (it's making a weird humming noise)" is a Petoskey stone! Specifically it's MY Petoskey stone!

No weird humming noises yet, but by the 22nd century, who knows?

rowanisawriter

DO NOT DO ANY WORK WHILE ON THE CLOCK OPEN YOUR GOOGLE DOCS ON YOUR PHONE AND WRITE GAY FANFIC. IGNORE YOUR MANAGER IGNORE CUSTOMERS. DO IT ON YOHR PHONE NOW TODAY. START TODAY RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW

shaymin-99

Yautja are fucking crazy, But i just love how casual Dek is about the fooking Toy. I demand to know who the fuck designed this kids toy.

owoshroom

Everyone was clutching their pearls and howling over Yautja toys…meanwhile any redneck child by age 5 has survived at least two near death experiences. 😂

My Dad gave me a pistol cross bow to shoot straw targets with when I was little. Why? Because I couldn’t physically reload the cross bow without help.

“If she shoots somebody she’s only gonna shoot them once…she can’t reload without help. I am such a smart man!” -my father

Why hasn’t there been a redneck and yautja movie!? That would be a wild ass ride if a redneck teamed up with a yautja. 😆

maxknightley

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

devaneiosdeumafujoshioficial-de

nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

fiddlepickdouglas

Source

thefugitivesaint

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dioraddictrunway

"Courbes" for Revue Beauté by Revue Magazine/ July 2021

Photographed by Greta ILIEVA. Clothes by Michaela STARK. Modeled by Mateas GIUALIANO.

snailspng

Frog costume PNGs

seanofbeankeep

People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.

There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol

queer-as-city-folk

I could be a terrible mayor for pretty much any midsized american city, I would begin building a light rail and then immediately start a fight with the police union

queer-as-city-folk

I might also try to build social housing on a golf course

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