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I’m literally in my beast form going to bed
Happy Pride
i’m starting a collection
the collection grows!!!!!
Don’t forget this one.
The pear caveman one always gets me. @thealphapigeon you always make me laugh when I need to
MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER
what the fuck is going on
On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though
What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.
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WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????
The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.
The green is also slightly more vivid in the protanomaly strip than it is in the deuteranomaly one.
@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit
um
these are not the same
They’re… They’re identical…
What’s… What’s the difference-?
welp. one of the moots has tritanomaly colour blindness!
I’m not colourblind, but like, on the last one, deuteranomaly and protanomaly are identical to eachother- so are protanopia and deuteranopia-
They aren’t different?
I feel like I should add this
https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AOkgKP__79w8
for anyone who can’t see it, tritanomoly has a more teal/cyan tone to the green area and the magenta is more red
Not bad!
For anyone freaking out over the last image, it might honestly just be your monitor and lighting you are in. If you really want to figure out if you’re colorblind tumblr might not be the best place to do that.
a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog
knuckles gamgee
sonic heritage post
I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.
Just like Knuckles did to Sonic
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
do you even like your blorbo if you don’t like them pathetic and half dead
“Oh this? The full armor-set of The Divine Invention? Nowhere special. Just looted off a soldier defeated up North.” Bulllllllsshhiiit. Didchya loot it off your identical twin? The full set? Complete inseam fit, chest plate fit, girdle, shin plate, shoe fit? Shoulder broadness that so haaappppens to fit your own? The Divine Invention has no adjustment straps, don’t fuck with me.
See what I’m wearing? Chest plate of The Burning Scourge. Shin guards of All To Frost. Shoulders are Decorated Phoenix and NOTHING else, you know why? Cuz the damn cowardly knave in the Decorated Phoenix armor set CLAIMED the whole fit was a women’s 6. You know what’s NOT a women’s 6? A damn chest plate I could swim in. A foe could Iron Maiden me through the arm holes with an arrow 100 feet off. Had to pawn the fucking thing for change. A Phoenix Set.
And some of us are stupider. Petrichor looted The Harness of Hermes off some dead sod and the damn things were 2 sizes too small for his feet. I said “Petrichor your mother named you for wet mud, don’t prove you have the mental faculties to match” not that he listened. Bled his heels off every second mission wearing those. “Why should I care of the ills of man’s feet when I can walk as Hermes on the clouds?” Because it burns 0.1 mana per full wing’ed stride and Pet never had more than half a decent man’s mana. He walked more than he ever “strode the air.” Died of gangrene 6 months later. You guessed it! Foot infection. I wouldn’t be so mad but Pet was our only archer and we lost 2 good soldiers to ranged attacks a month later.
Fucking Pet. Anyway. You’re full of horseshit. “Just happened” to loot a whole fitted set. Of Divine Invention no less. “Ah what a skilled lad, wise in both will and way, to defeat a wearer of Divine Invention unscathed” that’s what you want people to think. You don’t want to admit you spent all your coin on a custom suit. Or daddy’s money maybe hmm? It’s a custom tailor job. Not a knick in the armor even. You defeated its wearer without a knick in the armor? All the good that armor must do then! I’m killing you tonight and looting that shit from you. Not that it would fit me.
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well when all else fails at least there’s daydreaming about your oc getting tortured and abused and experimented on and assaulted and dehumanized and torn apart and surgically modified and
Bug Battle
Jeanne D'Arc, Hildegard Von Bingen, Saint Ursula, Saint Margaret, Saint Lucy!
He lost a bet.
i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently
matched set
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard
The penis
The penis has been freed
yes
YES
the penis is out
Eh fuck it. More about my bastards
Let it be known i actually tried to draw them (the first time ive drawn a human face in like 4 years lol) and i decided i didnt like it. sorgy
Okie couple more for the sillies:
CJ hates coffee
Cy likes to try to spoil Colress's pokemon when hes not looking to butter himself up to them bc he knows it'd annoy the shit out of him. When hes in a petty mood, Colress does the same. CJ likes watching this go down. At least they're not swinging at each other
Colress loves thunderstorms. Specifically the ones in Lostlorn he'd sit and watch for hours
CJ is a big video game nut. If Skyrim exists he has played it si much he knows the game like the back of his hand. He now plays with the dumbest mods in place just for shits and giggles
CJ is weirdly good with kids. He used to babysit for their neighbor when he was a teenager
Cy was the first one to figure out that CJ was trans. He didn't say anything directly about the kid's sudden haircut or wardrobe change, but he did stop referring to him as his baby sister
CJ's nickname has always been CJ. It was his first and middle initial pre-T and it still is now. He did this on purpose. He likes CJ
Cy has been saying for years that he wants to round out his team with one more 'mon and try the league again but he never actually does it. He feels like that time in his life is over
If they have jobs, CJ works as the part-time cashier at a dollar store. Cy works at a mechanic shop
CJ has a scar on his chin from when the three of them tried to play baseball using a broken broom handle and a kickball when they were little
Cy has a tattoo he got when he was seventeen. It was a shitty stick-and-poke of a Ferroseed on his bicep. It's sloppy and lopsided and he would probably regret it more if his Ferrothorn wasn't enamored with it
As kids, colress and cyrad shared a room. It went about as well as you think it did. Once their father died, cyrad moved into their parents old room
CJ always had his own room, by virtue of being the baby and also (at one point) the only girl
CJ's Klinklang likes to hang out in his room most of the time. Cyrad's follows him around constantly and it hates colress with a passion. Colress's follows him regularly but it's ambivalent towards cyrad
Cyrad's mandibuzz preens his purple hair like its a feather (part of the reason he started cutting it shorter bc shes. Not gentle)
CJ loves loves loves texmex food. Will go apeshit for some fajitas esp when the bell peppers are crispy
Eventually cj grows out the stubble on his face and lets it grow out on his cheeks/a goatee, but he keeps it pretty short
Colress moved out at 21 when he was in college. CJ and cy kinda just stayed in their parents house. They really had no reason to move and theyre comfortable. They still live off route 16 near the back of Lostlorn
When cj got top surgery, cyrad was weirdly attentive. Hed never admit it, but he was worried about losing his other brother, too. Acted all aloof but made sure it stayed clean, took him to appts, etc. CJ never mentioned it but it did not go unappreciated
CJ runs cold. Cyrad runs hot. Colress doesnt care bc he'll just build a temperature-controlled coat (see Exhibit B: USUM)
Scrambles in THEM
THEMBB my dysfunctional guys who are fucked up,,,,,, ough holding them in my appendages gwWAHHHHHG HIS STUPID FUGLY LITTLE TRUCK ARGHHH SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A THERAPIST and ough cj reminds me of the guy up the road who would happily watch someone's dog for them hes giving such chill uncle energy oughhhhhhh LOOKING AT THESE SO HARD
Yeah you nailed them btw GRAHHHH im so excited for tomorrow they'll be introduced properlyyy the guys i thought were canon for some reason 😭😭😭😭 still not even sure where I got that from
Me looking at this btw
A few more for your viewing pleasure:
Cyrad loves 80s/90s rock. AC/DC. Metallica. Kiss. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Nirvana. That style of music
CJ prefers soft rock. Dispatch type beat
CJ has a guitar but he rarely plays. If he does, he usually sits out on the back deck and just strums for awhile
Cy likes fixing up cars. When he remembers to. Their dad was into that, and he picked it up at a young age
When their father died, they put away all his stuff in the garage and havent really touched it since. They dont actually know what happened to their mother's stuff
I'm making playlists for them and the only song I have for colress atm is the Bill Nye The Science Guy theme song. This isn't a headcanon or anything this is just me being autistic. Drop song suggestions for them based on vibe please im desperate I havent listened to music much since I was like 17 and my Spotify history shows it 😭😭😭😔 its all emo music and random interspersed 90s music that my dad listened to. And video game OSTs
Cy is very easy to ragebait. CJ uses this to his advantage. Colress uses this to his disadvantage
CJ very rarely calls people by their full names. Its almost always 'Cy' and 'Cole' unless the situation calls for it. Him using a full name is the same affect as your mom using your first and middle name. Ruh roh raggy
Speaking of middle names, theirs are Cyrad Alexander, Colress Daniel, and Connor James. I havent decided on a last name for them
Cy plays card games at a local shop on Monday nights. Its his and CJ's compromise for him not going to therapy
I NEED TO BE LOBOTOMIZED OR SOMETHING PLEASEEEEEE THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN
CJ's singing voice is light and airy and a bit breathy. Cy's is gravely. Neither of them do it often, though CJ will more regularly
Colress hasnt seen an actual physician since he was 13. It started when he cut the meat of his thumb deep enough to need stitches - but the stitches themselves were done so poorly that it got infected. He redid it himself with a bit of dubiously-obtained lidocaine and a needle and medical thread. It isn't the prettiest scar, but it's closed up. All that taught him was that professionals still dont know what they're doing
After Opelucid, Cy contemplated just drinking himself into oblivion... but then who'd keep an eye on CJ? (CJ was 25 at this point and was taking care of Cyrad more then the other way around, but he didn't feel the need to mention that. If he was honest with himself. Cy feels like its his fault that his brother joined Plasma in the first place (they had an argument the night before Colress disappeared). He feels like its his fault that their father is dead. He feels like its his fault that CJ is still here, in the house, feeling like he has to take care of Cyrad. He is not honest with himself very often
If CJ was a proper trainer, he'd specialize in fire/steel. He'd have Klinklang, Darmanitan (ace), Heatmor, Durant, Volcarona, and Simisear. Volcarona is his little bittle baby (i mean look at the level to evolve that thang 😭😭😭)
Despite their exteriors, CJ is more doom-and-gloomy and Cyrad holds out unfounded hope. Funny how that works
Colress is *hard* ace. He is married to the grind. CJ is pan. He doesn't give a fuck. Cy likes to pretend he's straight but deep down, he's bisexual.
CJ is not one for violence but all is fair in love and smash bros. He will kick your fucking ass. Same with any racing game. He Will Win. He did not train this long just to lose to his brothers
And in case you were wondering about that fic this is where we're sitting. Im normal
to celebrate the fic hitting 100k words and counting, have more notes ive been taking about them. my scarabssssss
CJ has his earlobes pierced (he has since he was about 6, his mother took him bc she wanted 'mother-daughter bonding time') and he will, on occasion, still wear a stud, usually in his left ear. Cyrad had his septum and lower lip pierced as a teenager, but hasnt worn either in ages. Colress used to have his eyebrow pierced, but he has also not worn that in years
Cyrad has a ton of old band t-shirts from concerts he used to go to. He's a fan of Roxie's band. CJ used to steal them sometimes just to annoy him but now he can't wear them becuz he grew like 8 inches
In their pockets! CJ: phone, keys (with Klink-themed keychain), leather wallet (it was their father's backup), a pen that's out of ink and he keeps forgetting to throw away, a cool rock, some treats for any pokemon he comes across, maybe a handheld game console that used to be his brother's and is over twenty years old. Colress: has a million pockets. Tools, keys, loose screws, notes, an uncategorized specimen, a spare part he didn't want to lose, his favorite screwdriver, his pokeballs, some headache medicine, etc, etc. Cyrad: phone, wallet, keys, pokeballs. Nothing more, nothing less
It's been previously mentioned that CJ is a fan of texmex. Colress has multiple official arts of him eating burgers. Cyrad? Commited relationship with hot wings. Prefers saucy ones over dry rub, but he's not picky. Prefers them slightly crispy with a nice golden skin. Picks that bone clean. Will crush an entire order of them on his own. He does not fear the consequences that will befall him later. Go big or go home
CJ collects figures from a videogame he played as a kid (think the pokemon version of a Skylanders knockoff) ((<- totally not projecting please ask about my wifes skylanders collection)). He also just collects physical copies of games he likes and old consoles. He's played around with restoring them but he's not great with robotics and tech, past the basics
Cyrad actually faced quite a few high-level Trainers when he was a teenager on his journey - the only Gym he didn't get around to was the newly-founded bug gym in Castelia when he was called back home. Some Trainers include Alder, Emmet and Ingo, Drayden, Clay, a research assistant at the Lacrene Museum (younger Lenora), and Professor Cedric's daughter, Juniper.
Growing up and hearing the stories of the dragons, Cyrad always thought Zekrom was cooler, but Colress always liked Reshiram more. CJ didn't really have a preference - until he heard about Kyurem. Something about the third one that everyone forgot and left behind resonates with him
Update: I had to actually split the fic into two parts bc my phone physically will not allow me to add more to the original doc. This is the second time ever that I've had to do that. Those who know mw also know that I hold my docs at gunpoint and they only get to be retired when I say they do. This is the first time a fic has actually genuinely not crashed but also refused to be written any more
For this transgression he will be boiled
No! Hope this helps! <3
(I was wondering why Stories reblogged it out of the blue NCNDJFHDJ were you talking about me in call lol)
CJ is actually kinda buns at robotics. He knows the most basic of stuff (turn it off and back on, clean it, etc) but beyond that he's SOL
All three of them suck at cooking but Cyrad is the best of the three. Granted, his skills end somewhere between grilled cheese and box macaroni territory, so thats not saying much
Cyrad's truck's name is Lucille. She's fourteen and she's his baby. No one touches Lucille except him. He's just fixing her up of course she runs
Cy prefers the feel and taste of harder liquors (whiskey, rum, etc), but they fuck him up too quickly for it to be enjoyable and he's not twenty anymore so he dials it back with beer
Colress, if he drinks, is more of a champagne guy. Catches endless flack for it from his brother for being bougie
CJ prefers spiked seltzers if he drinks at all, especially the fruity kinds
Colress likes puzzle games (who knew). Cyrad likes RPG-style games. CJ isn't picky, but he plays a lot of FPS and fighting/racing games
Cyrad is starting to get male pattern baldness, but he's been buzzcutting his hair for years, so he doesnt really care
I FINOSHED THE DRAFT OF THE FIC ITS 120K WORDS LETS GO
If social media existed in the pokemon universe, Cy would struggle to use facebook and use nothing else. CJ uses instagram to watch reels and has a tiktok he hasnt touched in months. Colress? Twitter user 😔
Cy would have a stupid ass password scheme like Password2. CJ would at least make it varied, but he'd use the same one everywhere, perhaps with a capital letter thrown in or an extra *. Colress has an encoder that auto-gens passwords for him and changes them every six months. Yes, even for the account on his library card that he hasnt used in decades
While he sucks at building things, CJ would be shockingly good at tech support/IT stuff if he put his mind to it. Alas, he doesnt care, and instead uses this knowledge for evil (developing dumb mods for rpgs)
Cyrad still has a slide phone. CJ has a simple smart phone with a Candy Crush knockoff and maybe sudoku. His phone case is orange, but scuffed and faded. Colress lets his Rotom inhabit his homebrew 'phone' that has hidden bullshit tech thats hes proud of. He lets Rotom download games and play them when his phone is plugged in at night, so long as it doesnt install malware and his phone is charged when he wakes up
Cyrad holds himself pretty well, posture-wise. Back straight, shoulders back. Colress is stiff, but he moves his limbs fluidly. Back is rigid. Can stand like a soldier if needed. CJ? Hooooly shrimp batman. Me when I join a bad posture competition and CJ is my opponent. Dude youre over 6 feet tall youre not gonna be able to stand by the time you turn 50 what the hell are you doing
Favorite hard candy flavors. Cy: lime/cherry. Colress: lemon. CJ: strawberry/blue razz
If they each had a fossil pokemon, Cy -> Carrascosta, Colress -> Kabutops/Armaldo, CJ -> Bastiodon (or Dracovish if that counts as a fossil. He'd love his affront to god dearly)
Pet peeves. Cy: Colress, just in general (ie: pompous douchbags who act like theyre better than everyone else). Colress: humans, just in general (esp nosy ones). CJ: lying directly to his face (and he can always tell when you are).
None of them have used the tire swing out front since their mother left. Its been about 20 years now and that thing is dry rot. No one can bring themselves to replace it
Chore split-up. Cy: trash, yard work. Colress: dishes and bathrooms. CJ: general tidy stuff, dusting
IMO Colress has asthma. Nothing crazy about it he just does. Cy gets heartburn. CJ gets chronic knee pain for the crime of hitting his head on low doorways
Gremma my friend gremma i am holding your shoulders. I am looking you in the eyes. I mean it in the most serious sense when I say that my manager has been paying me $21.50 an hour to write about a dudes legs being cut off in real time for a month or more. This is their own fault for not letting me do lab work if im honest but yes I spend multiple hours a day being paid to write mediocre pokemon fanfiction. I have made at least a full paycheck by now doing absolutely nothing but writing on my phone. Hell, even when I am donating plasma, I am almost exclusively writing while hooked up, so I kind of have 2 jobs that pay me to do nothing but write. Yes. Yes in the most literal, actual sense.
And I am going to continue to do so bc fuuuuuck I wanna. And they havent even tried to stop me
Hi againnnnn im back on my bullshit (also the fic is almost completely posted so ig this is for that?)
Do you love the colors of the sky ass post sorgy
Colress loves thunderstorms, as mentioned previously. Cy likes a nice sunny day, but breezy - not too hot and not too cold. CJ really loves looking out into Lostlorn when its foggy, but he knows better than to wander. He knows he probably wouldn't make it home
When Cy is about 35, CJ convinces him to go to a thrift store to find new pants bc his are all torn and faded from over a decade of wear. When hes there he finds a purple denim jacket (think like a carhartt) and it matches his hair. He now leans into the denim look. Listen, CJ, it was a match made in heaven. Look at her. Shes perfect and shes mine. Grows his hair out the teeniest bit just so the purple shows. People need to see this
On very very rare occasions, CJ goes to a buddy's house and they'll all take an edible and watch the equivalent of Spaceballs. He treasures these night immensely
When they were kids, the older two managed to convince CJ that if the sky ever turned blood red, that meant Arceus was casting Judgement on whoever saw it. Cue their surprise when theres a forest fire a bit away and baby CJ starts flipping the fuck out
If they were the protag from Legends: Arceus, their starters would be: Cy -> Cyndaquil, Colress -> Oshawott, CJ -> Rowlet
If in Legends: ZA: Cy -> Totodile, Colress -> Meganium, CJ -> Emboar
Out of the three of them, Cy would be the most wary of bugs. He usually yells at CJ to take them outside
Favorite (easily obtainable) fruit: Cy -> Chesto, Colress -> Rawst, CJ -> Cheri
Thinking about my guys my guys who i love and adore. And their stupid fucking brother colress who i hate
Hiiiiii pixel it is because I am abnormal <3
Here's a shitty pmd doodle. The face of a man (darmanitan) about to buy an earthquake tm just for a minute of some damn peace and quiet
Yes it was done in pen on a post-it note at my desk dont @ me
Oh come on spider you know that I dont know when to end the bit JFBDJFBFJDB I am furthering my goal of making all of NGC genuinely concerned JFBDJDBDJFHD
Besides! I do have multiple documents! There are two 🥹😌☺️🥰
In other news: zoo wee mama
They're almost done being crocheted i just need to find a fat quarter of a nice gray cotton for cyrads stupid jacket but micheals doesnt have any so I might just have to suck it up and check hobby lobby smh my head. The only gray i have is anti-pill fleece and it would look wrong bc its the wrong fabric. Also the gray is too dark