ramblings of a random

Gabi | nyc |screaming since 99' | Latina | bi | she/her

[californiannostalgia]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[dreaming-jaybird]

[omgthatdress]

they need to ban people from being funnier than me about Oscars fashion

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[coelii]

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

[garashir]

[whitakers-intern]

robby entertained by his daughter while his other daughter has a panic attack (2026, in color)

[hucklenberries]

don't let him leave dennis

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[floristicgrave]

[belllllaaaaa]

WHITSANTOS ROOMATES SAVEEE MEEEEEE

look at it in instagram !

[maxknightley]

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

[geyfrog]

Prophecy states no one who resides in the fifty United States nor the lands outside can harm me; killed by a DC resident

[geyfrog]

Prophecy states the citizens of every nation will be made to cower and none shall ever raise a weapon against me. Beaten to death by a stateless guy

[geyfrog]

Prophecy states nobody single, married, widowed, or divorced can stand in the way of my ambitions to the throne; my assassin is in the midst of undergoing a legal separation

[geyfrog]

Prophecy states that I cannot be harmed on any of the three hundred and sixty five days of any year. I’m killed on January 12th anyway. Prophecies aren’t real, idiot

[bintro]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

Imagine being named Bobby McDonald or some shit and then living so long that both “Bobby” and “McDonald” enter the public lexicon as naughty words until you are essentially named “Penis Homosexual” and kids are afraid to write it down

And it could happen to any of us next