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Banner is made by tumblr user spaded-square! Orlando based nerd, hella gay and literal ball of anxiety. Fight me

[fuks]

if i had 3 wishes

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

[propalahramota]

The Beauregard Maneuver

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I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

[hoebutmadefashion]

me processing this tea 

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Wait wait wait can we rewind who the fuck sent someone their toe

[unfollowfriday]

Learn how to keep up hoe

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[papasmoke]

Nominating this as the best post I made this decade

[daggerfall]

The ESO twitter and I have the exact same sense of humor

[daggerfall]

I take it back, I’m gonna scream

[ruleofthuum]

Aav = to join forces / unity

Zii = spirit / soul

Smoliin = passion / fervor

Reblog for the Date Dragon shout

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

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[dduane]

You couldn’t make this up. 😄

[wolfnanaki]

Glorious.

[someguywearingametalmask]

[not-tumbling]

this meme was made for this situation

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[gingersofficial]

[beaky-peartree]

plot twist:

[furry-trash-era]

THE APPLE DONT FALL FAR!!!!!!!

[robbierottenschin]

[feminismandmedia]

Just for the sake of information, the daughter said this when she was 15. And has since apologized and changed her views.

She said something else too about how reverse racism was real. If I understand correctly this was all while living under his roof. When she got out, she became educated and changed/apologized.

Take that as you will. Totally understandable if people don’t trust her.

[porterr-robinson]

[diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis]

in hanks fucking voice, too

[quaagsire]

god I love being queer

[itstrixiemattel]

i think about this scene a lot

[c-bassmeow]

i have reblogged this video more than any other post on this website. I STILL can’t believe how good this is. 

[theofficialdaddy]

I C O N I C

[3rdeyechakra]

https://instagram.com/p/Bf6l43hlJA-/

[elricsyao]

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

[kongu2525]

Its an experience

[tymorrowland]

how are boomers gonna get all pissy about “boomer” supposedly being a slur when they tried making millennial a slur and definitely still use the n-word.

[baokki-deactivated20201222]

“they tried making millenial a slur”

shut up until you understand what slurs are and how they develop you absolute goon, you are literally claiming the same thing they are lmao

[bewear-the-bear]

Why is this child popping off like this? 😂

[goobra]

shane dawson was horribly racist for a decade and then suddenly rebranded, then made a bunch of “documentaries” where he defended racists and tried to paint them as victims for different scandals, and now he and the even dumber racist jeffree star are coming out with makeup that they’re going to make bank off of

if you watch his content i promise you have been played please wake up and see what’s going on

[child-of-midas]

YouTubers when they hit a subscriber milestone:

Jenna Marbles when she hits a subscriber milestone:

[homoslovenc]

she's been carrying youtube on her back for a decade she fucking deserves several naps

[luckytygar]

I wasn't expecting her to be taking a nap. I'm crying at starbucks 😂

[mxnrique]

The fact that Debra Jo Rupp never won an Emmy for this role is a travesty

[thebootydiaries]

i almost broke my neck 

[thebootydiaries]

if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon

[ya-olo-deactivated20160606]

Religion is actually oppression though so

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