Passion.

Jori // 31 // Feminist // Music // Books // Film // Art // Humor // Love // Goodness // Nature

[catchymemes]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[wilwheaton]

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[catchymemes]

[largishcat]

[catchymemes]

[whatbigotspost]

I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

[224bbaker]

Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Going to need this guy's lawyer

[afloweroutofstone]

Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocop

[duckdotcom]

people have mad respect for farmers who get up early every morning to collect eggs from the chickens but nobody ever talks about me, the guy who has to get up even earlier to put eggs in the chickens so they can lay them before the farmer gets there

[mousenemy]

At least they got the autopilot working correctly

[saudadite]

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care