this is what the queen and prince philip look like
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this is what the queen and prince philip look like
Why would you leave this in the tags? 💀💀
look who's dead
Pros of chubby gf
- soft
- nice hugs
- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??
Cons of chubby gf
- none
Pros of skinny gf
- fits in ur arms rly nicely
- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful
Cons of skinny gf
- none
Pros of muscled gf
- abs?? Biceps??? Please???
- strong gf pick me up pls
- most likely works out a lot which is hot
Cons of muscled gf
- none
Pros of a tall gf:
-she can reach everything
-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric
-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?
- can curb stomp facist easily
Cons of a tall gf
-none, you’re just cowardly
Pros of a short gf
- I can give her piggyback rides
- she short which means I can pick her up randomly
- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist
- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em
Cons of a short gf
- none
Pros of a disabled gf
- she’s still her own independent person
- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid
-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can
-stronger than any US marine
-hates fascist
Cons of a disabled gf
-none
Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me
Pros of an autistic gf
-She stims when she’s happy
-She tells you about her special interests
-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics
Cons of an autistic gf
-none
This makes me happy.
DELETE THIS NOW!
Lmfao
I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE
when she cums & you don’t stop
*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!
Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:
with the occasional
This just keeps getting better
Lmao. Bye!
Reblog to save a life! lol
but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck
and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down
and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!
Omg it got better 😂😂😂
I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀
#justice
That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾
Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end.
I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong
wow lol
It got even better 😂
Omg you fuckers made it better
You people are amazing
DAYS LATER…
your hand is still a little sore…
but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*
HELL FUCKING YEA!
Damn this is on point!!!
Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂
might be the greatest Tumblr post ever
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life
I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂
How can you not reblog this
OMG..
BAHAHAHAHAAA
THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE
@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids
IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport
I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂
@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD
@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD
Woah longest message i ever read
Must Reblog!!!
This is perfect
My life is done. I can die happy.
I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD
Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.
Thank you
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This post had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣
today my therapist told me that sometimes negative feelings like guilt, anxiety, self loathing, etc are like the hiccups. they’re uncomfortable, we don’t like them, there’s no way to turn them off; they can even be incapacitating for a while. we don’t always know where they came from or when they’ll go away, so sometimes instead of focusing on why we feel a certain way we need to get better at recognizing its temporary nature, keeping perspective, and enduring discomfort. i feel like a lot of self-improvement rhetoric is about pinpointing specific causes for negative thoughts/behaviors so you can eradicate them, but people with chronic mental illness really need to work on allowing themselves to experience these feelings without going into a downward spiral.
thank you for this
I want to think on this
I think this may help
Lol I conveniently have hiccups now
my therapist often reminds me that “why do i feel like this?” can sometimes be a dangerous question to ask yourself alone and leave you digging through all the times you’ve felt guilty/rejected/ashamed before. it’s easy to spiral that way if you’re not careful. with practice, i’ve started asking myself “what do i need to get through this?” the answers to that one are a bit more useful in the moment, and the shift has also helped me be kinder to myself when these feelings come up.
https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley
I saw this on Tiktok and thought it needed to be passed on. Pololū Valley is sacred land currently at risk of being developed into yet another "scenic tourist attraction" for profit. Activists like @/melemaikalanimakalapua on Tiktok are fighting to have this petition seen by as many people as possible in order to prevent the senseless destruction of this land.
Note that the petition says not to donate to change.org--donations to change.org do NOT protect Pololū Valley.
I hope that by spreading this to tumblr, I can help it reach more people. Please sign this and reblog it if you can!
https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley
Stop the selling of Kuleana Land on Molokai
every once in a while a tv show will tell a hard truth. however i’m quite sure it goes over the head of those who need to hear it the most.
Real talk I ALWAYS wonder what happen to all those white people that were >>photographed
A whole lotta nothing. The overwhelming majority face zero backlash or punishment.
I bring this up all the time when people talk about Nazi soldiers going to jail. There are white people all over this country whose parents, uncles, grandparents, etc were apart of lynchings and the murders of black people all over this country and those people will never see the inside of a cell. Those people will never face consequences for their actions. America is proud of her hate and its disgusting
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.
So that people don’t need to go through the notes:
- We have fossils of spider webs
- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of
- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa
- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rex’s full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)
If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.
We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.
We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
We know they had remarkable vision.
We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.
We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.
The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know it's colors, and it's tail rings (which one would argue would be it's "iconic feature."
(Art credit Julio Lacerda)
Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.
(Art credit Vitor Silva)
This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. We've found pigmentation in scales and skin. We've completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. We've figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.
We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.
We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by "accident" by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.
We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for it's life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)
We learn and understand way more from "rocks" than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is "We can't possibly know anything about these animals," then you don't understand science.
As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. They're only concerned with Awesombro.
If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as "proof" that paleontologists don't know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)
Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of "thanks i hate it" and "stop ruining dinosaurs!"
Loosing my shit at the knowledge that T-rexes nursed their loved ones back to health
@lusus--naturae
Succulents that look like something out of this world
Clear Succulent Plant
Rose Succulents
Bunny Succulents
Some of the fantastically strange plants like the mermaid tail or the opal-like clear succulents look like they’re from another planet and something that aliens keep on their alien desks in their alien offices.
If you want to get one of these peculiar succulents for yourself or for your loved ones as a gift, the mermaid one is called a crested Senecio Vitalis while the clear one is the Haworthia Cooperi plant.
Haworthia succulents are popular because of their “leaf windows” which let in a lot of light for the plant. The “windows” also minimize water loss from evaporation because the rest of the plant is buried underground. Haworthia plants also have accordion-like roots that pull them deeper into the ground so that they can thrive.
Unusual Succulent
Trachyandra
Albuca
Haworthia plants are easy to take care of and are great succulents for beginners: just pop them on the windowsill and they’ll be happy. Especially if you plop it into some gritty soil.
In general, succulents need plenty of light and you need to rotate them occasionally so all parts of it can enjoy the sun and to help it grow straight.
Overwatering is a big no-no, so check the soil regularly: if it’s dry, get your watering can ready. Also, keep in mind that succulents need more water during Spring and Summer and barely need any in Fall and Winter when they’re ‘resting.’ Finally, wipe the dust off your succulents to help them grow and become your picture-perfect plant-pals.
Lithops
Conophytum Bilobum
Succulent
Euphorbia
Kalanchoe
Stapelia
Unusual Succulent
Mermaid Tail Succulent
Pageae
Orbea Variegata (Starfish Plant)
Crassula Umbella
https://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-succulent-plants/?
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Literally all of these look fake as hell 🤯
@loudest-cricket
do u ever cry
This scene is so important
Because everybody needs a safe place and the time to open up to freedom
https://www.instagram.com/tv/COxzM0BAI6C/?utm_medium=share_sheet
This is wild, y'all gotta pay more attention! And fellas it's absolutely nothing wrong with accompanying a female to a nail salon to look out for HER BEST INTEREST!
REBLOG IF U ACCEPT PUSSY IN YOUR INBOX AT ALL TIMES
Full it up ladies
Sure do
Please and thanx
Yes please! 😊
👆👆👆👆👆 yesssssss
Omg please
Uhhhh duh!
How do I detox??? I was smoking weed my entire vacation and a bitch is applying for jobs soon 😩
My friends sister who was on probation and had to do drops would do this
Thank you!!!
This seems like a boostable post…. BOOST!
I smoked a day before a drug test, did this, and passed.
Lmao that’s what all my friends do. With yellow Gatorade. All summer..
Update: I ain’t do none of what y’all told me to do.
Welp, we’ll see if I get the job or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have another remedy that always works but includes taking two shots of vinegar, drinking green tea or a detox tea and goin crazzzyyy in the gym or wherever you work out and sweat it out. A long with drinking hella water and cranberry juice. It works all the time tho.
Where was this post when I took that drug test this summer 😩 used two different detox’s and still failed
You was smoking that Gas huh?
Anybody got a food fetish ? 👀👀👀
I do and that arch got me weak
From Detroit?👀
Re blog ✨
Me Livernois and Grand River area
I be everywhere
Well, it was good knowing you all…
Nigga I’m dead
@ardnale you made it in this
Wowwwww @niemacreamm
I am DEAD!!!!! Lmaooooooooo 😂😩😩😩😂😂
The accuracy cause I’m sleep 😂