Beyoncétheist

nothing to see here

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[kalofi]

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

[kalofi]

asked my dad too

[bloomflowersbloom]

[beardedmrbean]

[unclefather]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tiny-plant-daddy]

Same energy

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[toastbutteregg]

[hunnicute]

in love with this note my uber eats delivery guy left me

[guerrillatech]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Come back with a warrant and have grass are two different vibes that I felt in two different ways.

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[nancygribble-deactivated2022031]

the ICU nurses when i tell them i tripped ass first onto the bakugou figurine

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]