Hello. Give me Marauders and some dam demigods who feed happy
meals to ghosts and I'll be happy for life 🏳️⚧️ Ao3- https://archiveofourown.org/users/BeyondBrilliantBailey/pseuds/BeyondBrilliantBailey
Remus who has the best poker face ever. When the boys get caught in the hallway mid prank, all of a sudden they’re all behind Remus, who somehow provides the most believable excuse straight out his ass in the most convincing tone possible. Then when McGonagall or Filch have finally left, Remus slumps against the wall like he just ran a marathon, James and Peter are practically on their knees calling him a genius, while Sirius smacks a loud exaggerated kiss to the corner of his mouth. Remus being the only reason they haven’t all been expelled.
James taking a piss, Remus brushing his teeth, Peter in the shower, Sirius combing his hair, all at the same time, while chatting, like this is all normal (it is for them)
kiddy regulus: and i just... think id quite like to be a boy, like you
kiddy sirius: but ur a girl
kiddy regulus: well yeah. but i dont want to be. i dont feel like a girl, if that makes sense. i think im a boy. maybe there was a mistake when i was born and i got the wrong gender
all you have to do is paste the css in a text post, we'd love to use this it looks so good!!!!
A lot of people have been asking for my AO3 skin code. Thanks for the tips on how to share this css with others. I hope you guys enjoy it. If there are any issues with the code, please let me know.
💬 9 🔁 8 ❤️ 155 · I created an AO3 site skin inspired by the Marauder’s Map from the Harry Potter. When you click or hover your mouse near
background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/f070f6ae4c87380870ccbdc68c943134/7cc7a9d5ff8c3854-a2/s1280x1920/22903e71b0c87d0c3030c14aa2c3d6b3d33f34b3.png") no-repeat center center;
background-size: cover;
height: 250px;
border-bottom: 2px dashed #3b2a1a;
}
#header .logo {
position: relative;
z-index: 2;
margin: 15px auto 0;
display: block;
max-width: 150px;
height: auto;
}
#header h1.heading a::before {
content: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.";
all you have to do is paste the css in a text post, we'd love to use this it looks so good!!!!
A lot of people have been asking for my AO3 skin code. Thanks for the tips on how to share this css with others. I hope you guys enjoy it. If there are any issues with the code, please let me know.
💬 9 🔁 8 ❤️ 155 · I created an AO3 site skin inspired by the Marauder’s Map from the Harry Potter. When you click or hover your mouse near
background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/f070f6ae4c87380870ccbdc68c943134/7cc7a9d5ff8c3854-a2/s1280x1920/22903e71b0c87d0c3030c14aa2c3d6b3d33f34b3.png") no-repeat center center;
background-size: cover;
height: 250px;
border-bottom: 2px dashed #3b2a1a;
}
#header .logo {
position: relative;
z-index: 2;
margin: 15px auto 0;
display: block;
max-width: 150px;
height: auto;
}
#header h1.heading a::before {
content: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.";
Jegulus who gets found out because the same day Regulus comes out James goes from having a secret girlfriend to a secret boyfriend and Sirius makes a joke about *that better not be my brother* and James acts just a little too suspicious.
Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.
So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.
sirius has engraved sirius/serious jokes into regulus' very being; since reggie was little, sirius has been making them and encouraging regulus to make them, but even though regulus no longer thinks they're funny, he still makes them becuz of instinct.
baby regulus telling a baby story:
uncle alphard: wow are you serious buddy? did that happen?
baby regulus, stopping in confusion before pointing at himself: i reggie.
/
regulus, meeting the marauders,
james: what, are you serious you wanna be in slimy slytherin?
regulus: im actually regulus. but also yes.
james, half laughing: ur giving me mixed signals on how cool u r
/
remus, sitting down at a table in the library, regulus happens to be occupying:
regulus: wait u cant sit there
remus: im not in ur space, ur not serious are you?
regulus: no im regulus. but no barty was practicing weird charms on that chair
/
no matter how serious (hehe) or important the situation, if someones says serious, regulus has to make it into a pun. he cant control it.
regulus, actively dying: i just need a drink
sirius: r u serious right now u dumbass
regulus: no im regulus
sirius, choking up on laughter and tears: not the time reggie
regulus hates being touched. he smacks his friend’s hands away when they try to bother him. he tenses at hugs. james noticed this, of course he did. james noticed everything about regulus. so, when they started dating, james was shocked to find that regulus black was so insanely clingy. i mean, always holding hands, always cuddling, always touching.
james asked him about it one night when they were in bed. regulus simply answered, “i love you, more than i have loved anyone else.”
james never recovered from that revelation.
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