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[7975348473]

HC that the marauders practically take the skittles in— they’ll drag them around hogsmeade, make sure they’re getting their homework done, throw them all birthday parties and buy them all presents during christmas like proud parents.

so whenever one of the skittles is being “insufferable” or “annoying” the marauders close with this—

regulus: im not going to hogsmeade with you because i wanna stay in— it’s not that deep?!

sirius, wiggles finger: watch that tone or i’ll put you up for adoption.

barty: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO STINK BOMB THE DUNGEONS?!

james, arches brow: would you rather we break the holy marauders code by telling you and then put you up for adoption? no, i didn’t think so.

evan: i’m not helping. buy your own chocolate.

remus, sighs: kids these days, guess i’ll just have to disown you.

evan, sputters: i have parents?!

remus: what you have, my child, is trauma and daddy issues. they are not mutually exclusive.

pandora, huffs: i refuse to do my homework until you agree.

peter: keep that attitude up and i’ll have to disown you. don’t think i wont do it!

dorcas: WOW SO U CAN SMOKE IN DETENTION BUT I CAN’T?!

sirius: DON’T TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!!

dorcas: wHAT?—

remus, rubs temple: now now, all i’m saying is don’t do it while im on duty—

james, wacks remus over the head: what he means to say is smoking is bad for you and you should quit.

sirius, nods thoughtfully: yeah i hear kids these days are picking up vaping (shudders) i would say keep it old school but—

james, whilst putting hand on sirius’s mouth: pads, what the fuck? dorcas. no smoking. or vaping. please.

dorcas, groans: but everybody else does it!

james, holds up hand: no more arguing or i’ll disown you.

dorcas: YOU AREN’T MY PARENTS??!!

sirius, gasps dramatically: woah now (kisses remus) that’s just homophobic.

remus, stiffling laughter: disown her.

[itsameg]

Marlene has a tiktok fan account for Effie Potter where she makes thirst edits and posts. Monty follows the account and reposts every. Single. One.

[max-worm]

when andrew was little he was definitely one of those kids that constantly had his hair over his eyes and needed a haircut so badly but refused to get one

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil became that kind of person as an adult.

[queenautavia]

After Baltimore, Kevin and Andrew would forever be broken, and Andrew would blame himself for letting Neil fight his battles alone 💔

[fawns-angel]

sirius being the quiet child who becomes a rebellious teenager, and regulus always questioning as a child but becoming quiet as he gets older

[viiiiiliiiii]

the skin on Neil’s hands and face is incredibly sensitive to dryness and sunlight because of the countless scars and burn marks covering them. knowing that, Andrew bought him a small collection of moisturizers and sunscreen, never failing to remind Neil to put them on before going outside or after a shower as part of his skincare routine. the only problem is that Neil never sees the point. not until the skin across his knuckles, wrists, and cheekbones begins to tighten and split, making even the smallest movement sting. “You’ll keep this up until you can’t hold a racquet anymore,” Andrew mutters late one evening as he carefully massages cool moisturizer into Neil’s cracked, reddened knuckles. “Then you’ll be the one whining because you can’t train.” “They were fine…” Neil mumbles in his own defense. “Were you waiting for your hands to fall off before doing something about it?” Neil only clicks his tongue quietly, having apparently exhausted every possible argument he could’ve used to defend his own stupidity. once every round burn scar on Neil’s hands has been covered with a healing cream, Andrew moves on, dabbing a small amount onto the large burn stretching across his cheekbone. Neil instinctively leans into the pleasant coolness. “Stop acting like Sir,” Andrew says, smoothing the cream over the damaged skin as Neil presses his cheek more firmly into the warmth of Andrew’s palm, nuzzling into it exactly the way cats greet their owners first thing in the morning. Neil pointedly ignores the comment and, instead, rests his hand on Andrew’s knee. when Andrew finishes, he’s the one who leans in this time, lingering just long enough to cover Neil’s lips with his own in a slow, unhurried kiss. “And you’re not nuzzling?” Neil asks once they part. “I pet Sir so he’ll leave me alone.” “Was that supposed to be a hint?” Andrew never answers but It doesn’t matter. Neil knows it’s a complete lie. just as Andrew always ends up returning Sir’s affection no matter how much he complains about it, half an hour later he’ll be sitting beside Neil on the couch, quietly pulling him against his chest while absentmindedly stroking his side as some late-night science documentary plays in the background.

[queenautavia]

“i would never have give him to you if you were going to throw him away so carelessly” Jean loved Neil ♥️

[mydearestmoonyy]

when they were in greece, wolfstar had to leave their tour early because remus kept correcting the guide’s historical facts. sirius spent the entire tour whispering “moony, please”

[only-alter-idem]

james: i know you and remus are dating! regulus and i SAW you making out in the astronomy tower last night!

sirius: what were YOU doing at the astronomy tower with my brother last night??

[margovamargova]

Remus Lupin’s eyes going wider than a moon’s crater when he found out Sirius Black, Sirius Bloody Black, out of all people, liked him back.

It was as if all of Remus’ life-long misfortune was actually amounting to something.

He could not believe it.

[sunseekerjo]

This song us about Regulus trust

[itsameg]

Should I make an intro post?

No, be mysterious girly pop

Yes

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[itsameg]

I think everyone should know (and be very proud of me) I just gave james lemonade and only thought *is he really allowed to have this* for a second!!

[itsameg]

It has recently been brought to my attention that able-bodied people say their joints are 'out of place'... I dont think they really know what a bad day is.

[inejsgirl]

YESSS WYMACK GO WYMACK

[miserywrittes]

Bro all this talk abt jean besting kevin in their final matches and that kevin would crash out abt jean winning is absolutely ridiculous.

Kevin sent jean to jeremy and the sunshine court for a reason. If kevin could be beat by one team the one he would accept is the trojans.

Imo i think kevin would hate to lose but would handle it so much better if he lost to the two people he looks up to the most (jean and Jeremy). He would have a genuine smile on his face for once playing against them and even if he lost.

Ive also seen a lot abt jean saying "have a winning day" to kevin and that it would piss kevin off. I mean it might a bit, but it would be the kind that would spark healthy competition. I think kevins heart would swell with admiration and be proud of jean for adapting so well ti a healthier environment in that moment. Kevin will realize what healthy, friendly competition feels like between two amazing players. It might even heal a part of himself.

Once again i dont think we all are reading the same books lol.

(Yes i ride kevin days dick like no one else sorry yall)

[romcommunist]

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Love is stored in the garlic powder.