Hereâs a fic idea Iâll eventually write (but who knows when thatâll be because, life)
Loceit secret husbands:
Look, Logan didnât mean for it to be a secret, itâs just one of those things that never managed to come up!
Itâs a college au but everyoneâs older (like, late 20s, early 30s)
Logan didnât get to go to college till later because he had to Save the Family Farmâ˘ď¸
Yes, thatâs literally the reason
He had to work with Janus to do it and Janus was helping Logan as a Fuck You to his parents (also because Logan is a really good guy and he didnât want to see him lose his place, okay!?)
Through the course of everything, they realize Saving the Farm would be easier if they were married. (Something about taxes and income and circumventing a lot of unnecessary paper work if they were just married)
So they get married. Fast forward 6 months later. Uh oh! Feelings.
So now the marriage of convience has become oh so different because both Logan and Janus realize oh, I actually love this person!
Eventually the feelings become apparent, thereâs a big to do about it and now theyâre fluffily domestic husbands.
Skip forword several years
Loganâs decided to go to college and get a degree to help with the running of the farm (I havenât done research for this yet as to what his degree would be)
There he meets Roman, Remus, Virgil, and Patton
Roman, Virgil, and Patton get together by middle of their second year
They joke with Logan about finding a man, but they donât press him, itâs all in jest as friends do!
Somehow Remus is the only one who knows Logan is married
Remus noticed the ring like, 2 weeks in, and asked because he was curious.
The others just think itâs a stylistic choice (I canât decide if itâs a metal ring or a silicone one or Logan switches them out...)
Fast forward to senior year
Thereâs a massive winter storm right as winter breaks starting that causes power to go out. No telling when itâll actually be on.
Because of this Logan invites them to his house, cause theyâve got the equipment to keep power going
They squad knows he works on a farm the donât know he owns and lives on the farm
So, they roll up to this gorgeous farmhouse, decked out for Christmas
It legit looks like the cover of a Christmas novel (which it was last year and Janus still clucks about it)
So Logan pulls in first, followed shortly by Roman and crew, and Remus separate.
Enter Janus, whoâs carrying up firewood
Logan gets stupidly excited and jumps out of his truck and runs towards Janus (I say stupidly cause Logan tends to show emotions in a way that isnât always In Your face so it shocks the others (except maybe Remus)
By the time Loganâs out of the truck Janus is on the porch stacking firewood
He turns at the call of his name and sees Logan sprinting towards him
He grins widely and meets him halfway, embracing each other on the top of the steps
With their schedules lately there hasnât been much time for them to actually see each other
Logan sweeps Janus up in the embrace spinning him before slowing down and setting Janus down. (Yes Janus is shorter)
Logan pulls away just enough to cup Janusâs face and kiss him passionately (itâs been a hot minute, okay!)
Roman, Virgil, and Patton are out of the car at this point and are all slack jawed like, who is this and what is happening???
Remus gives them all of 30 seconds before he starts whooping and hollering
They startle away, looking kinda sheepish (or so the others think, really itâs just that Iâm so I love look they look at each other with) and start down the steps towards everyone
The squads looking at Logan like, âwhat just happend????â But respectfully, ya know??
Logan and Janus reach everyone and Logan goes âRoman, Patton, Virgil, Remus, this is my husband Janus. Janus these are my friends Iâve talked about beforeâ and points them all out.
Janus responds with the â Itâs nice to meet you, Logan talks about yâall all the timeâ
Heâs met with shocked silence. Janus interprets it as they donât like him (in reality theyâre just trying to figure out when Logan got a husband and didnât invite them
Roman finally goes to ask the obvious question but Virgil elbows him and Patton breaks the quiet with greetings to stop Roman
Itâs awkward and they finally get inside and Remus is the only one acting normal cause he been knew
Janus and Remus immediately get along surprisingly well
The others are still in shock and marveling at the evidence that Logan and Janus have been together a While
They muddle through until the evening when they get Logan alone in the guest bedroom (heâd come to see if they needed anything)
Virgil starts first âDude, what even!?â Since when are you in a relationship???
Loganâs confused, âuh, since ever?â He tried to go the joking route thinking theyâre joking, theyâre not
Roman finally asks âwhy didnât you tell us you were married!?â
Logan, I did, multiple times!
Patton: no, youâve mentioned a partner, never a husband,
Logan: I talk about Janus all the time!
Roman: No, you talk about Dee, your partner that you work with
Logan stands there puzzled, trying to think how they came to this conclusion.
Then it hits him, Junior year, Janus had called while he was at lunch asking about farm business or something. And he called him Dee. Itâs a thing him and Janus started doing years ago, using Janusâs middle name when they didnât want to be connect as husbands (for certain business purposes and what not)
And Logan never actually clarified or specified he was married or who âDeeâ was
And all the times theyâd teased him about needing a man, heâd nevered realized they werenât talking about Janus. (Or something like that)
He tells them all of this
They are baffled
Patton: Logan, honey, how long have yâall been married??
Logan:.......10 years this September
Roman, Virgil, and Patton in varying degrees: 10 YEARS?!
Janus hears the outburst and comes knocking at the quest bedroom door
Logan grabs it, sees the distraught look on Janusâs face and pulls him in close, cooing,
âRoman, Virgil, Patton, would yâall grab Remus and meet us down stairs?â
And because heâs Logan and his husband is upset and he can, he picks Janus up bridal style and heads downstairs
By the time the others come down Janus has tea and Logan has explained the misunderstanding to Janus
Janus is still kinda upset but more amused at this point and willing to listen to see where this goes
The others sit, and Logan explains how they got together and why
They sit there quietly and Roman, Virgil, and Patton apologize to Janus
They all marvel at how big of dumbasses they really are like, between all of them Janus and Remus are the ones with the Brain cells
It takes a bit for everyone to really be comfortable, but it finally happens tho!!
After that they all get a lot closer and become better friends
Well, thatâs it for this part!! If yâall have questions about this au please ask!!
Thereâs a very good possibility that some details will change because I donât know when this will get written, but eventually!!
I do plan for there to be multiple parts, the fic outlined above as well as a prequel fic that details Logan and Janus getting together. Like I said tho, who knows when itâll get written...
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