[amygdalae]

yo mr white I ran out of this potion shit can I have some of yours

[amygdalae]

you have to rest at a bonfire to restore your estus flasks, jesse. I can’t give you any of mine

[gyllenhawl-blog]

[thepinkpestilence]

Experiencing the horrors The horrors

[saulguzman]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[indie-navarrete]

DAMON SALVATORE — THE VAMPIRE DIARIES // S01 E03: "Friday Night Bites"

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[purrrcrastination]

[omegaversereloaded]

[mydeddyalabama]

U think i watch marvel films for the plot? U think I watch b/c they’re good? No. i watch to bust nuts and do me. the elevator scene? Nut. “Who the hell is bucky?” Nut. “I accept your surrender” Nut. When Bucky Did Not Hesitate and was gonna shoot tony in the face? Nut. The entirety of ragnarok? Nut. I’m here to be horny please respect my process.

[livelaughlothcat]

[beautymotion]

[intrinsicmotives]

finally meeting my tumblr crush

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[loveridden1999]

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[sobcat]

2026 will be my chill year of academia

[sobcat]