A Little Bit Of Everything..

If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.

[demon-keeping]

[catchymemes]

[demon-keeping]

[disappears-blog]

[tannerseablom]

[fuckyoubaker-deactivated2017040]

[justjames]

sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss

[ixhvenus-deactivated20200308]

how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you can’t figure out where you went wrong.

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[illinicoise]

Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

[spreadyourwingsc]

this is one of the best performances ever. bye

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the 2 responses i’ve gotten to this post

Heartfelt, supportive, people feeling encouraged and empowered

Home Alone 3 was terrible screw you

[lux-morningstar]

[keybladesoras]

THEY WILL DEFEAT THANOS!

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[neverthere12345]