please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest
propaganda/contestant info under cut:
rot-assimilate:
Ozzy - they/them
"Sad gay boy stoner 👍"
imqueerandadeer:
Andy (Ollie also acceptable) - he/it
"I am a stupid emo fag who's also a tranny."
"I love bandom which I think is inherently a little (a lot) gay, I can tell you what year ferard had their kiss (2007 projekt rev.), what year peterick broke up (2008), and some of my fave band members include, Gerard way (no explanation needed), frank iero (because he has a certain vibe to him that makes him a fag and also he's hot), and Patrick stump (voice of an angel and he's hot)."
"Infact many of my chosen names are from emo bandmen."
"My trans awakening sorta was nico di angelo in the house of hades at the ripe age of 12."
"I mentioned I'm emo right? I think that's inherently kida gay also, oh and I like dan and phil."
"Love the gay soccer prison anime (blue lock) and my fave is the red haired androgynous one (Chigiri Hyoma) and my other fave is the emo that cannonically likes doomed yaoi and yuri (Niko Ikki)."
"Other hobbies include bass playing (in a band! We're called bad Taxidermy I also sing), theater, singing and sewing patches to my battle jacket."
"My last relationship I was in a t4t qpr thing that a wasn't really a qpr but was. My gender is a trans man that's outside of the binary but still a man. My sexuality is simply faggot. I'm also aro spec and ace."
"Ollie or Andy or whatever is a stupid faggot and he’s so annoying and faggy he makes me homophobic." -Tian
"okay basically . u are gay because 1 you go to a gay camp where your cabin mate (a boy) is your ex (that’s fag behavior). and 2 you like mcr and most notably dont you have a frerard kiss picture???? thats gay. and also your aura is very homosexual in general" -ren @heartattackinblackdye
"Ollie stands for Oh Lord this Lad Is Extravagant!!!I wonder why, it's because he's a FAG!!!!!!what is his number one used word, FAG!!! what is he, a FAG!!! what is his sexuality, FAG!!!! what is his gender, FAG!!!!! what is his sex? FAG!!!!!!!!!! the faggiest faggot to ever faggoted in my experience all he does is talk about my chemical romance and be woke and simp for a red haired man who plays soccer, one of the faggiest sports, why are you as a man touching another mans balls?!?! very faggy, not even mentioning the my chemical romance, stereotypical fag behaviour, the usual suspect. He's a NERD and likes old men puppy play and can list every single my chemical romance song on command if I asked him to, he's also in a band !!!! (with me) you can't be straight and in a BAND!!! Even his hair isn't straight!!!!! what more can you ask for!!! he makes me want to hate crime people!! Mainly him. The first time I met him and I could immediately smell that he was the faggiest one there which is why I sought to be his friend , and he still holds that position in my life, which I rate a purple heart emoji out of 9 (an honor in fag language which he is fluent in) and he knows ballroom culture too and would never ask for a water if given the option to have a handcrafted sweet drink 5x the price, he wears a tote bag and has a cane and has an aura that notifies every queer within a 60 mile radius, it is the textbook example that the republicans fear oh so much. put all your faggy desires into voting for this emo freak. I need him elected. if he wins he'll be on another level of fag and I'll do something." -kennith
"Well you're the one I learned what neo pronouns are from, I think it was some sort of class, and you're a major dan and phill shipper. And I think you were, one of my first ever (what's the word I can't find it in English or Russian. It's like. Perception? Introduction? Meeting??) with/to a trans person, aside from Juno, and literally were one of the people that helped me figure out I was gay" - Ghostlylexie aka Alex
"(PS. if you vote me you can ask for a picture of my dog cinnamon)"
hi love your blog sm!! looks like you may have rb'd a few things to the wrong blog- only saying something bc i do it all the time and it makes me Personally insane when i do it HEJDHJ anyway hugs!
Thank uuu! I'm actually rb'ing from my new fanfic acc, @magentamangowrites. Thank u tho lol
Tags/warnings - smut, lots of it, size kink, drabble
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
★ Simon loves it when he comes home from deployment because it means he gets to fuck you after such a long time. Which usually means that you aren't used to the feeling of having him inside you.
★ Simon is big. He knows he's big. So when he preps you he always tries to make you cum a few times on his mouth first, to make sure that you're wet enough. He'll drag his tongue through your walls and run his thumb over your clit, making your thighs shake and spasm.
★ When he first pushes in, you're absolutely wrecked. Simon starts by thrusting in little by little at a time, groaning as you grind back on him.
★ "Fuck, baby, just like that. Doin' so good f'me." Simon's voice is rough as he says it, bringing his arm around you in a chokehold, pinning you down on the bed on your stomach.
★ You're just about ready to tap out when he's only halfway inside.
★ "Si- baby, it's too much... too full-" you whine as he pushes deeper. You're so full already, you can't imagine that there's much more coming. You gasp as he slips another inch in.
"I'm almost there, baby, I promise." He murmurs as he runs his free hand down your stomach to bring his fingers to your clit. "Breathe for me, sweetheart." Simon says as he pushes further and further inside, bottoming out.
★ He nearly cums just from how tight you are. You're just so warm and wet and clench around him so good. He stills for a moment- partially for you to adjust and partially so he doesn't cum too soon.
★ Once you start to roll your hips against him, Simon begins to thrust into you, dragging his cock almost all the way out just to slam it back home.
★ "Fuck, baby, you're so tight... gonna fucking ruin this cunt."
★ Simon starts to move faster and harder, rubbing your clit in time with his thrusts. He groaned as you fucked back on him, the perverted sound of your coupling filling the room.
★ "Fuck, do it. Fucking cum for me." Simon tightens his chokehold on you, nearly bringing you to the point of passing out. After a few more tight circles on your clit and some dirty talk, you were clenching like a vice around him. "Fuuuuuck, just like that, baby. S-so fucking good f'me."
★ Once you've cum around him, Simon begins to thrust more erratically, chasing his own sweet release. His hips slapped against your ass as he pounded into you, groaning and burying his face in the junction of your shoulder.
★ "Who owns this fucking pussy?" He growls into your skin, fingers circling your clit roughly to try to get you to cum again.
★ "You do, Simon," you whine, rutting your hips against his digits, "Fuck, I'm yours!"
★ Simon pushed all the way in, balls deep into you before stilling his hips and emptying himself in you, groaning and growling into your skin.
Tags/warnings - smut, oral sex (m receiving), first time, Salo is a whiny bitch
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80210406
★ Salo, who's a virgin before he met you. You were absolutely shocked when he first told you, you'd expected him to be... I don't know, not a virgin. He seemed too confident for it. Especially considering the man owned a godsdamned brothel.
★ He only told you one night when the two of you were in the middle of a heated make out session. He was sat on the couch in his apartment, and you were on top of him, straddling his lap. He pulled away from you for a moment before speaking:
★ "Dearest, ah, as much as I adore your affections, I'm afraid I-" His eyes briefly flicked away from yours before continuing, "I've never gotten much farther than this." Gods, was he blushing? "I'm not sure I know what to do."
★ Salo was mildly confused when you got up to get down on your knees, but then you spread his legs apart and be figured out what you were doing. Your lithe fingers pulled his cock out of his pants, stroking him for a bit to get him to full hardness. Salo's head fell back against the couch cushions, his eyes clenching shut. "Oh, fuck." His voice was a low drawl coming from the back of his throat.
★ When you took his tip into your mouth, Salo swore he saw stars. "Oh, gods-" a broken moan left his lips. You began to take him deeper, wrapping your hand around the base of his cock as you bobbed your head.
★ Salo knew he was close when you took him all the way, your nose pressing to his happy trail. "Oh, fuck!" A whine tore from his throat, one of his hands shooting to tangle his fingers in your hair as he came down your throat.
★ Salo quickly became overstimulated after his orgasm, and he whined as he pulled your head up by your hair. "I swear, you're sent here just to ruin me, my dear." His eyes ran over your tear-streaked face, and he took a perverted pride in knowing that his cock was the one you were gagging on. He was so excited to see what else you could show him.
call me a hater but I truly believe <2 years is not long enough to know if you want to be legally tied to someone for the rest of your life. I may be biased because my parents got engaged 8 months in and my mother wouldn’t have married my father if he knew him better but yeah. whirlwind romances are foolish and not romantic in the slightest ESPECIALLY if you did it before and it ended badly
long, shaggy blonde hair that falls across his face, covering the large scar that goes across his left eye all the way down to his lips
there’s no chair for you. there’s his throne where he sits, and then you in his lap or splayed out at his feet with your head resting upon his knee. even during feasts, you’re draped across his lap, head dizzy with wine and mead
If he’s feeling nice, he’ll let your head loll against his shoulder and sleep despite the noise of his rowdy soldiers. until he gets bored and wakes you up, sending you to bed with a lazy flick of his wrist
he doesn’t kiss you, even when he fucks you. you got one kiss at the altar, all tongue and teeth. his big paw gripping your jaw roughly, his heavy breaths warming your face as his spit glistened your lips
when he returns from battle, he’ll always say the same thing to the servants waiting at the doors of the castle
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