Dank Memes And Body Positivity

[catchymemes]

[conversationwithdeadpeople]

[conbiniiko]

this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hannahvardit]

every day god finds new ways to torture john constantine

[halfblackwolfdemon]

@stealingyourbones @bonebrokebuddy

[gottliebeln-deactivated20231222]

[beemovieerotica]

this is why I keep my DMs open

[beemovieerotica]

I AM BEING HUNTED

[beemovieerotica]

[hamsterloki]

When you’re suspicious of every meme you see thanks to a certain 2008 video game webcomic

[suigintou]

i think click (2006) should have ended with a weeping adam sandler putting the remote to his head and pressing the power button repeatedly to no effect

[were--ralph]

need pussy from a man with fangs and claws

[mylittleredgirl]

i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

[burins]

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

[burins]

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

[burins]

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

[versegm]

A thing folks should know is that it's near-impossible to tell from someone's writing alone whether something is a fetish, some trauma they're processing, self-projection, or any combination of the above. And that's why arguments such as "x thing is NEVER allowed in fiction unless it's to cope" or "this can be written about EXCEPT if it's a fetish" will always fall flat. Because you have no way to know which is which, and the writer might not always know either. "Oh but i just KNOW what this one is i can just TELL-" based on the various hilariously wrong assumptions that have been made about me based on my writing : I assure you you don't.

[creepish]

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

[thedeaditeslayer]

Sam Raimi’s three laws of horror (x)

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

he’s talking about spiderman 3

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

[zingring]

Good luck, kiddo

[sasquatch-spotted]

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

[andhumanslovedstories]

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand