i feel like a person for a moment of my life

jessie, she/her, autistic, 18 and bi. i'm a witchling and aspiring writer / graphic designer. i like hozier and some other stuff. here it is

[cy-lindric]

Merry Christmas sleepyheads !

[sa2ha]

its doritos

[dinosour-remade-deactivated2019]

star-crossed lovers

[austinspower]

His name is cheese onion

[princesstigerbelle]

It soup…

& Really Meaty

[dingoat]

Still hurts, but enough time’s passed for me to get out this bit of catharsis. I miss my kitty.

[khymeera]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[saysomethinglovin]

[secretgaygentdanvers]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[moonlitmoth]

The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

[kid-with-plans]

👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

[meanmisscharles]

EXPOSE THEM

[spirituallystupid-deactivated20]

buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural

ghost: *slams door*

short guy: :0

tall guy: :/

[seriousjones]

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

[darkmoron]

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

[dunkjrk-deactivated20251217]

Thor

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bob-belcher]

[theholleywoodsigns]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.

[foreverdreamsofnever]

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

[yaoialien]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[cptnmalreynolds]

JAYNE

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

[jaxblade]

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

[butchblossoms]

icon

[butchblossoms]

icon pt 2

[whoredrigo]

WHO’S TITTIES 

are those